flgreen Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Patriots Launch Vince Wilfork Ring Game at Jets Fans Expense by Erik Manassy on July 15, 2010 1tweetretweet The New England Patriots are trying to get their fans engaged in an unusual way by asking them to [url=http://www.patriots.com/fanzone/public/index.cfm?ac=scvngr]partake in a scavenger hunt using social media and their mobile devices to find Vince Wilfork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 He probably scarfed it down while stuffing his fat face.... and it's probably lodged in his colon somewhere, along with Tom Brady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Sooooo lame. I know it's a game and fans win prizes and it had to be a division opponent.....but jeez, a little creativity would have been nice. FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Vince try bending down and looking on the ground if you can Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Vince try bending down and looking on the ground if you can ...amazing that these guys can move as fast as they can, tackle, fall, get up quick as can be and scurry to the line of scrimmage, when they can't even look down and see their you know what...and probably haven't for years. Then you have to wonder what kind of pressure is that on a big man's heart? His actual heart. Can you use max strength and speed on an interval basis when you are as big a Wilfork, Jenkins, etc.? Really curious. They must be "in shape" stamina wise....but does carrying that much weight and being an athelte at the same time do damage in the long run? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ...amazing that these guys can move as fast as they can, tackle, fall, get up quick as can be and scurry to the line of scrimmage, when they can't even look down and see their you know what...and probably haven't for years. Then you have to wonder what kind of pressure is that on a big man's heart? His actual heart. Can you use max strength and speed on an interval basis when you are as big a Wilfork, Jenkins, etc.? Really curious. They must be "in shape" stamina wise....but does carrying that much weight and being an athelte at the same time do damage in the long run? All joking aside you know it can not be healthy in the long term for these guys that weigh that much. And when out of the game it will only be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hmm. If you had a 2004 NE superbowl ring, what would you do with it? Good places to look: Shoved up Bellicheat, Kraft, or Goodell's ass? Maybe it's rightful owner, one of the 2004 Eagles, has it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenerdaze Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Would make more sense if it was a "deranged" Pats fan wearing a Jets helmet - like the ones who are obsessed with Jets forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 ...amazing that these guys can move as fast as they can, tackle, fall, get up quick as can be and scurry to the line of scrimmage, when they can't even look down and see their you know what...and probably haven't for years. Then you have to wonder what kind of pressure is that on a big man's heart? His actual heart. Can you use max strength and speed on an interval basis when you are as big a Wilfork, Jenkins, etc.? Really curious. They must be "in shape" stamina wise....but does carrying that much weight and being an athelte at the same time do damage in the long run? It certainly is dangerous. Thats why these football players dont live a very long healthy life after football. The body is beat up so badly and all that was provided to the body to heal was the weightroom. Cant be healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flgreen Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 ...amazing that these guys can move as fast as they can, tackle, fall, get up quick as can be and scurry to the line of scrimmage, when they can't even look down and see their you know what...and probably haven't for years. Then you have to wonder what kind of pressure is that on a big man's heart? His actual heart. Can you use max strength and speed on an interval basis when you are as big a Wilfork, Jenkins, etc.? Really curious. They must be "in shape" stamina wise....but does carrying that much weight and being an athelte at the same time do damage in the long run? Guys like Wilfork, and Jenkins would be even fatter if they weren Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S. Dylan Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Phony Press Conference Staged by the Patriots Patriots president Jonathan Kraft said in a statement: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Hmm. If you had a 2004 NE superbowl ring, what would you do with it? Good places to look: Shoved up Bellicheat, Kraft, or Goodell's ass? Maybe it's rightful owner, one of the 2004 Eagles, has it? Why would the Eagles have it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Sooooo lame. I know it's a game and fans win prizes and it had to be a division opponent.....but jeez, a little creativity would have been nice. FAIL. Who is the head of the Pats Marketing Dept? That was horrible. All I can say is that I hope their target audience is 8-12 year olds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SayNoToDMC Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 and I thought PSL's where lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 and I thought PSL's where lame At least this lame marketing campaign is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaysJets Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Maybe it's rightful owner, one of the 2004 Eagles, has it? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! cough cough HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 No comments about the challenge being issued to the negative draft brothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greenerdaze Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 The New England Patriots are trying to get their fans engaged in an unusual way ... Love how the show can't go on without the Jets being dragged in somehow. Only New England would try such a nerdball stunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 All joking aside you know it can not be healthy in the long term for these guys that weigh that much. And when out of the game it will only be worse. Its a big part of the reason why the average life expectancy of an NFL starter is around 55 years... As opposed to the "normal" US Male which is circa 72 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShow Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I know where it is! I see it every Monday on the history channel! Pawn Stars! in the opening of the show it shows him pulling one out of a safe, I always wondered who's it was! guess Vince got low on $ in Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Dont worry Vince, youll be getting a newer and better SB ring this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bergen Jet Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Dont worry Vince, youll be getting a newer and better SB ring this season. I didn't think they were going to trade him to the Jets this preseason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I hear they have allot of camera cases to check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I didn't think they were going to trade him to the Jets this preseason. They arent. The best NT in the AFCE doesnt like the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 They arent. The best NT in the AFCE doesnt like the Jets. Never heard Jenkins say he didn't like the Jets. Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 don't they have camera's for that ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBacker Prime Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Rex leaves a message for Jet fans to get us pumped up, also Rex cameout guns blazing since day one. With BB in his sights. The Pats answer with this?? I hope the scavenger hunt includes finding the collective testicles of the Patriots organization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Dont worry Vince, youll be getting a newer and better SB ring this season. He doesn't play for the Jets dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 He doesn't play for the Jets dummy. If he did, there wouldnt be any ring to lose. Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 If he did, there wouldnt be any ring to lose. Einstein. And since he doesn't play for the Jets, he won't be winning a new ring this coming February, Copernicus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 His awful looking wife ate it. Went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 His awful looking wife ate it. Went there. Just because it fit around his "manhood" did not make it a good idea to wear it on it. She went there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 And since he doesn't play for the Jets, he won't be winning a new ring this coming February, Copernicus. Keep dreaming, Nostradumbas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Keep dreaming, Nostradumbas I see what you did there. The problem here is the person with the obvious reading comprehension issues calling someone a "dumbass" is an empty gesture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I see what you did there. The problem here is the person with the obvious reading comprehension issues calling someone a "dumbass" is an empty gesture. I disagree in this case. Reign obviously had the trump by stating that if Vince played for the Jets there would be no ring to lose. However, in usual Zippy fashion - you could not let it go without trying to have the last word....even if it makes you look like someone craving an empty gesture...LOL! Here is the gratuitous smilie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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