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khesanh

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So?

He's a training camp body.

There are plenty of things to make fun of the Dolphins for. Their homoerotic color scheme. Their empty stadium. The fact that they're owned by Jennifer Lopez. They haven't won a championship for nearly as long as us. They're still paying Chad Pennington. Tony Sparano's moustache.

However, signing a camp guy isn't one of them.

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Don't worry, moronic fish fans probably think he's destined for the pro bowl, just like everyone else on their team.

best RB's in the league

best DB's in the league

best OL in the league

best QB in the league

Ugh!!! can we play these bums already?, Im getting sick of listening to them talk as if they spanked us last year. Both games where *****in squeakers. If I were a phin fan I'd be afraid. Very afraid.

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The Dolphins don't even have to come to play, if they stepped out onto the field they would shine so bright we would all be blinded. Kind of like seeing God.

Obviously signing Stanley puts them so over the top that there is nothing we can do. Look how well they played down the home stretch last year, they totally wrapped things up and Chad put teams away like he should. Oh wait, that was us.

It sucks that we traded so much for Holmes and then on top of that gave him a huge contract, oh wait, that was BM. So confusing with all this greatness being spewed everywhere.

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The Dolphins don't even have to come to play, if they stepped out onto the field they would shine so bright we would all be blinded. Kind of like seeing God.

Obviously signing Stanley puts them so over the top that there is nothing we can do. Look how well they played down the home stretch last year, they totally wrapped things up and Chad put teams away like he should. Oh wait, that was us.

It sucks that we traded so much for Holmes and then on top of that gave him a huge contract, oh wait, that was BM. So confusing with all this greatness being spewed everywhere.

Maybe pray???

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