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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

:oops: were you guys not talking about one-liners...?

never mind :lol:

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

:oops: were you guys not talking about one-liners...?

never mind :lol:

girl,,,,,,,what the hell are you smokin... :shock:

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It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

:oops: were you guys not talking about one-liners...?

never mind :lol:

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why didnt you just say that you wanted pirate jokes, SJ? ;)

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

Its rated AARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?

A cAARRRRGGH!

what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

arrrr

what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

arrrrgyle

what is a pirates favorite study subject?

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

what's a pirate's second-choice job?

an arrrrrrchitect!

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why didnt you just say that you wanted pirate jokes, SJ? ;)

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

Its rated AARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?

A cAARRRRGGH!

what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

arrrr

what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

arrrrgyle

what is a pirates favorite study subject?

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

what's a pirate's second-choice job?

an arrrrrrchitect!

#-o

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