Dude Love Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Alexander Grunke guilty in plot to rob grave for corpse sex What, there weren't enough live women in Wisconsin? Alexander C. Grunke has been found guilty in a grave-robbing caper that came about because his brother allegedly wanted to have sex with a corpse. Protected sex, no less. That's cold. Grunke, of Mount Horeb, was charged with attempted third-degree sexual assault. He'd previously been convicted of criminal damage to a cemetery and theft. His brother, Nicholas, was found guilty on three similar charges last year. The story goes like this: The Grunke boys and a third guy, Dustin Radke, paid a visit to a Cassville cemetery in 2006 so they could dig up the body of Laura Tennessen, who had been buried just the week before after dying in a motorcycle crash -- they'd seen her picture in the local newspaper. The idea was to dig her up, then haul her corpse back to a spot behind Nicholas's home, where he could fulfill some seriously twisted necrophiliac fantasy. On the way to the cemetery they even stopped at Wal-Mart to pick up some condoms. The poor woman's body was spared the ultimate indignity when the guys were nabbed by the local cops; they'd already dug down to the top of the vault holding her coffin when they panicked and were picked up after being reported for acting suspicious. Later in court, Nicholas denied he wanted to have sex with her corpse. No, just some quality "platonic" time, he insisted. To which Grant County Assistant Attorney Tony Pozorski told the jury, "you don't need a box of condoms to carry on a conversation. You don't need a box of condoms to go chit chat." You can read the whole sordid criminal complaint at The Smoking Gun. Here's the grave-robbing triple threat: Nicholas Grunke, top, Alexander Grunke, middle, and Dustin Radke, bottom. Here are their pictures: http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/07/alexander_gru.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Just hang them all now and spare society their future murdering and/or child-molesting crimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Just hang them all now and spare society their future murdering and/or child-molesting crimes. In situations like this their should be some sort of expulsion from the gene pool rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Just goes to show you how many sick freaking people are walking around out there. Nothing surprises me these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drago Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 I remember when this story came out...i thought we had a repeate episode but it is nice to that we Wisconsinites can have only 'so many' crazies...Gein, Dahmer, crazy asian dude up north...it's a wonderful and enchanting state. It really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 Just hang them all now and spare society their future murdering and/or child-molesting crimes. For real, Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 For real, Man. At least there would be no need for snuggling or chit chat afterwards. Straight to the remote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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