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Damn. I just pissed on a guys shoes


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I walked into Mens room at work and the 2 urinals were taken. So I went into the stall thats right next to one of the urinals.

Well the guy standing/pissing at urinal has a wide stance so his left shoe is kind of halfway inside the stall.

I pull Ole Omar out and begin to piss and I get one of those weird double stream flows. Well the one stream makes a bee-line for this guys light brown SUEDE loafers.

I swear, they looked like someone put dark brown freckles all over his shoes.

He didnt notice and I waited till he left the bathroom, but it was actually pretty funny as I think about it later.

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I walked into Mens room at work and the 2 urinals were taken. So I went into the stall thats right next to one of the urinals.

Well the guy standing/pissing at urinal has a wide stance so his left shoe is kind of halfway inside the stall.

I pull Ole Omar out and begin to piss and I get one of those weird double stream flows. Well the one stream makes a bee-line for this guys light brown SUEDE loafers.

I swear, they looked like someone put dark brown freckles all over his shoes.

He didnt notice and I waited till he left the bathroom, but it was actually pretty funny as I think about it later.

You're not coming to Detroit for the Jets game are you? Just saying you pull that stunt up here and you'll be taking fire through the stall wall.

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I walked into Mens room at work and the 2 urinals were taken. So I went into the stall thats right next to one of the urinals.

Well the guy standing/pissing at urinal has a wide stance so his left shoe is kind of halfway inside the stall.

I pull Ole Omar out and begin to piss and I get one of those weird double stream flows. Well the one stream makes a bee-line for this guys light brown SUEDE loafers.

I swear, they looked like someone put dark brown freckles all over his shoes.

He didnt notice and I waited till he left the bathroom, but it was actually pretty funny as I think about it later.

Its the guys own fault. The stall was occupied and he was encroaching into your wizzing area.

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