SouthernJet Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I walked into Mens room at work and the 2 urinals were taken. So I went into the stall thats right next to one of the urinals. Well the guy standing/pissing at urinal has a wide stance so his left shoe is kind of halfway inside the stall. I pull Ole Omar out and begin to piss and I get one of those weird double stream flows. Well the one stream makes a bee-line for this guys light brown SUEDE loafers. I swear, they looked like someone put dark brown freckles all over his shoes. He didnt notice and I waited till he left the bathroom, but it was actually pretty funny as I think about it later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I walked into Mens room at work and the 2 urinals were taken. So I went into the stall thats right next to one of the urinals. Well the guy standing/pissing at urinal has a wide stance so his left shoe is kind of halfway inside the stall. I pull Ole Omar out and begin to piss and I get one of those weird double stream flows. Well the one stream makes a bee-line for this guys light brown SUEDE loafers. I swear, they looked like someone put dark brown freckles all over his shoes. He didnt notice and I waited till he left the bathroom, but it was actually pretty funny as I think about it later. You're not coming to Detroit for the Jets game are you? Just saying you pull that stunt up here and you'll be taking fire through the stall wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I walked into Mens room at work and the 2 urinals were taken. So I went into the stall thats right next to one of the urinals. Well the guy standing/pissing at urinal has a wide stance so his left shoe is kind of halfway inside the stall. I pull Ole Omar out and begin to piss and I get one of those weird double stream flows. Well the one stream makes a bee-line for this guys light brown SUEDE loafers. I swear, they looked like someone put dark brown freckles all over his shoes. He didnt notice and I waited till he left the bathroom, but it was actually pretty funny as I think about it later. Its the guys own fault. The stall was occupied and he was encroaching into your wizzing area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Ole Omar--- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 A double stream? Sounds like u have a clog in the ol' urethra... get it checked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted August 17, 2010 Author Share Posted August 17, 2010 A double stream? Sounds like u have a clog in the ol' urethra... get it checked out haha.. nah...trust me.. momentary quick double stream caused by undie lint........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 oh, I noticed watch your back my friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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