visajets Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 One Saturday afternoon. I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this, that she came over and shouted at me. " You should be hung" I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam form my lips, lifted my darkened Oakleys and stared directly at this nosey witch and then calmly replied. " I am, and thats why she cuts the grass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 Another good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted August 25, 2010 Share Posted August 25, 2010 A true converstaion with my son a few years ago. We were talking about honesty and owning up to ones mistakes. I said to him "Son it's ok to be wrong and admit your mistakes and in fact it takes a man to admit when he is wrong". My wife chimed in 'Yes that is right. I then said "Do you know why it takes a man to admit when he is wrong'. My son asked "Why"? "Because God knows a woman won't". a few seconds later a sharp slap hit the back of my head. it was worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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