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Boozer76

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I figured this topic fits right in on this site haha. I work for a rather well known international corporation. There are about 3000 employees in my building to my knowledge. Yesterday I went to the bathroom to take a leak. On my way in I turned the corner and noted an older gentleman leaving a toilet stall closing the door behind him. He kind of abruptly cut in front of me and went over to the urinal. There are only two urinals on the wall, and the one he left open was for midgets. He came out of the center toilet stall out of a row of 3. Kind of annoyed by this I quietly turned and went into the 1st toilet stall closest to the door and took a leak. He finished his business before me and left (without washing his hands, the slob), and I went to the sink to wash my hands. When I looked up in the mirror I realized that in the stall this gentleman just left and closed the door behind himself was a pair of feet sitting there under the door. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON IN THE STALL HE LEFT!!

Now I know some of you might think I got it wrong and maybe miscalculated which stall the guy came out of, but I can ASSURE you he came from the middle stall where this other person was. You might also think maybe this guy came in whileI was peeing and hadn't notice him. There is just no way this is possible. The bathroom door is loud and you just know if someone is moving into the stall next to you to drop a brown bomb. That guy was already in there when the strange older guy was closing the door behind himself. I was wondering why the guy would have gone to the urinal from the toilet before I noticed the other person in the stall. I'm thinking he had the post bukkake pee surge coming on. But WHO THE HELL DOES THIS AT THEIR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!!!!!???? Maybe there's another, reasonable reason for two grown men to be alone in the same toilet stall at work??? I can't think of one though.

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I figured this topic fits right in on this site haha. I work for a rather well known international corporation. There are about 3000 employees in my building to my knowledge. Yesterday I went to the bathroom to take a leak. On my way in I turned the corner and noted an older gentleman leaving a toilet stall closing the door behind him. He kind of abruptly cut in front of me and went over to the urinal. There are only two urinals on the wall, and the one he left open was for midgets. He came out of the center toilet stall out of a row of 3. Kind of annoyed by this I quietly turned and went into the 1st toilet stall closest to the door and took a leak. He finished his business before me and left (without washing his hands, the slob), and I went to the sink to wash my hands. When I looked up in the mirror I realized that in the stall this gentleman just left and closed the door behind himself was a pair of feet sitting there under the door. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON IN THE STALL HE LEFT!!

Now I know some of you might think I got it wrong and maybe miscalculated which stall the guy came out of, but I can ASSURE you he came from the middle stall where this other person was. You might also think maybe this guy came in whileI was peeing and hadn't notice him. There is just no way this is possible. The bathroom door is loud and you just know if someone is moving into the stall next to you to drop a brown bomb. That guy was already in there when the strange older guy was closing the door behind himself. I was wondering why the guy would have gone to the urinal from the toilet before I noticed the other person in the stall. I'm thinking he had the post bukkake pee surge coming on. But WHO THE HELL DOES THIS AT THEIR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!!!!!???? Maybe there's another, reasonable reason for two grown men to be alone in the same toilet stall at work??? I can't think of one though.

I thougth that one was for long ding-dongs -- not that I would know.

I usually find a mens rooms that not too many use since my brown bombs make a huge explosion.

as for the rest -- who knows -- but he probably shoud have brushed his teeth as well.

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I would have sat there pretending to take a dump until the other guy left, so I could find out who he was. Although he would probably wait until you left.

It would be like a game of toilet chicken to see who leaves first...

hahahahaha...

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Trying to come up with something....

If my nose is running I'll reach into an empty stall and grab some toilet paper. You said this guy is old.

Any chance he wandered in there, went 'oops, sorry dude' and was turning around when you walked in?

If it went down like that and i was the old guy, I'd probably shut the door, hurry and pee, and get out fast. I might even be so embarrassed I forget to wash my hands.

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Trying to come up with something....

If my nose is running I'll reach into an empty stall and grab some toilet paper. You said this guy is old.

Any chance he wandered in there, went 'oops, sorry dude' and was turning around when you walked in?

If it went down like that and i was the old guy, I'd probably shut the door, hurry and pee, and get out fast. I might even be so embarrassed I forget to wash my hands.

Most sensible excuse I've heard yet.

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Maybe the original guy was in the stall crapper whilst the other guy just walked in .The crapper guy might have let out a yelp like "'Oh my, that was the biggest , widest shiit I ever excavated from my arse. I think I gave birth".

At that point the second guy just had to see this monstrous brown serpent (who wouldn't)?

So he walked in stall to take a gander, saw it, started to gag from its satanic scent and bolted from stall.

This is where you came in.

Its actually a shame you came in so late cause you missed this heroic snapped havana.

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Maybe the original guy was in the stall crapper whilst the other guy just walked in .The crapper guy might have let out a yelp like "'Oh my, that was the biggest , widest shiit I ever excavated from my arse. I think I gave birth".

At that point the second guy just had to see this monstrous brown serpent (who wouldn't)?

So he walked in stall to take a gander, saw it, started to gag from its satanic scent and bolted from stall.

This is where you came in.

Its actually a shame you came in so late cause you missed this heroic snapped havana.

This would hold water except I certainly would have smelled the satanic scent.

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... i agree with the - maybe the old dude wandered into a stall that he thought was empty as dude taking dump didn't lock door properly ... then when he saw it was occupied stumbled backwards out of it ... at same time you were coming in ... freaked out - quick piss & exit time ...

... did he or the other dude have particularly guilty expressions/mannerisms going on? ...

l_j_r

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I figured this topic fits right in on this site haha. I work for a rather well known international corporation. There are about 3000 employees in my building to my knowledge. Yesterday I went to the bathroom to take a leak. On my way in I turned the corner and noted an older gentleman leaving a toilet stall closing the door behind him. He kind of abruptly cut in front of me and went over to the urinal. There are only two urinals on the wall, and the one he left open was for midgets. He came out of the center toilet stall out of a row of 3. Kind of annoyed by this I quietly turned and went into the 1st toilet stall closest to the door and took a leak. He finished his business before me and left (without washing his hands, the slob), and I went to the sink to wash my hands. When I looked up in the mirror I realized that in the stall this gentleman just left and closed the door behind himself was a pair of feet sitting there under the door. THERE WAS ANOTHER PERSON IN THE STALL HE LEFT!!

Now I know some of you might think I got it wrong and maybe miscalculated which stall the guy came out of, but I can ASSURE you he came from the middle stall where this other person was. You might also think maybe this guy came in whileI was peeing and hadn't notice him. There is just no way this is possible. The bathroom door is loud and you just know if someone is moving into the stall next to you to drop a brown bomb. That guy was already in there when the strange older guy was closing the door behind himself. I was wondering why the guy would have gone to the urinal from the toilet before I noticed the other person in the stall. I'm thinking he had the post bukkake pee surge coming on. But WHO THE HELL DOES THIS AT THEIR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!!!!!???? Maybe there's another, reasonable reason for two grown men to be alone in the same toilet stall at work??? I can't think of one though.

Max has a website devoted to this.

What man closes a urinal door open when leaves?

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... i agree with the - maybe the old dude wandered into a stall that he thought was empty as dude taking dump didn't lock door properly ... then when he saw it was occupied stumbled backwards out of it ... at same time you were coming in ... freaked out - quick piss & exit time ...

... did he or the other dude have particularly guilty expressions/mannerisms going on? ...

l_j_r

I only saw the older guy. Can't say I noticed aything odd in his expression, only that he went to the urinal from the stall. The other guy was in the stall the whole time. The only "flaw" in this theory is the stall to the left and right of the occupied one both had doors wide open already, so if the guy was going to drop a deuce why would he "accidentally" walk into the only stall with the door closed?

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I only saw the older guy. Can't say I noticed aything odd in his expression, only that he went to the urinal from the stall. The other guy was in the stall the whole time. The only "flaw" in this theory is the stall to the left and right of the occupied one both had doors wide open already, so if the guy was going to drop a deuce why would he "accidentally" walk into the only stall with the door closed?

but WAS the middle door closed? You never saw him walk in. Maybe the dude in the middle is a freak and left the door unlocked. Then the old guy walks in...and you know the rest.

And now the old guy wants to kick the crap out of the weirdo (or lazyass) who doesn't lock his stall door.

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