FreeMarketChampion Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Some blue collar piece of trash has defiled our executive lavatories! I have told security countless times to keep these hard hat wearing sweaty wage-serfs from sneaking into our executive restrooms! There have been several incidents since they began construction at a site nearby to our executive corporate headquarters. Well this time there will be accountability. I have worked too long and too hard to become a HIGHLY successful business executive and I DEMAND that these blue collar losers be made to use the rotten Porto-Sans on their construction site. [MEMO TO CORPORATE SECURITY SENT!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 if this is your swang song..... thank god ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMarketChampion Posted September 5, 2010 Author Share Posted September 5, 2010 if this is your swang song..... thank god ! WRONG! Try reading the forum rules. This is a LOUNGE and my post is relevant and within the scope of this forum's charter. Go back to reading Beowulf and dreaming of when the nordics mattered. {MEMO SENT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 oh I thought you were going out with a bang or something shucks you should try that, we're all just bored with this persona, maybe next time try a giants fan who thinks the jets have no class Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMarketChampion Posted September 5, 2010 Author Share Posted September 5, 2010 oh I thought you were going out with a bang or something shucks you should try that, we're all just bored with this persona, maybe next time try a giants fan who thinks the jets have no class Your simpleton concept of "we" means nothing to me. You bring nothing to the table. No go wack off to Beowulf the movie! I gave you too much credit when i suggested you might be able to comprehend the book! [MEMO SENT!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon63 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Max, this tool needs to be banned. He doesn't add anything to these forums and he has that stupid "memo sent" tag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I would totally support this guy if it was even close to funny. Methinks this pilot is about to be canceled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 This "alternate persona" a poster has made up reeks of a certain someone. The total lack of funny and the pure douchiness are a dead giveaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 This "alternate persona" a poster has made up reeks of a certain someone. The total lack of funny and the pure douchiness are a dead giveaway. faba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 faba? No. By comparison to this clown, faba is George Carlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 This "alternate persona" a poster has made up reeks of a certain someone. The total lack of funny and the pure douchiness are a dead giveaway. Klecko73isGod? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Klecko73isGod? I wasn't originally thinking CTM but the douchnozzlitude is strong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 I wasn't originally thinking CTM but the douchnozzlitude is strong with you. Nah not me.. i was thinking jgb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Nah not me.. i was thinking jgb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Free Market Chump-pee-on you have been banned by the Crusher. Yeah me. You have added nothing to this forum except personal attacks on our posters and a sever decrease in the funny. This is my very first banning and I've been trying since Saturday and finally got it right. If this was a bacon grease guzzling contest I would have had success much earlier. But I am happy to remove you from this very loving and gentle NY Jets message board. Peace be with you and THUG-LIFE to all Crusher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Free Market Chump-pee-on you have been banned by the Crusher. Yeah me. You have added nothing to this forum except personal attacks on our posters and a sever decrease in the funny. This is my very first banning and I've been trying since Saturday and finally got it right. If this was a bacon grease guzzling contest I would have had success much earlier. But I am happy to remove you from this very loving and gentle NY Jets message board. Peace be with you and THUG-LIFE to all Crusher Werd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Some blue collar piece of trash has defiled our executive lavatories! I have told security countless times to keep these hard hat wearing sweaty wage-serfs from sneaking into our executive restrooms! There have been several incidents since they began construction at a site nearby to our executive corporate headquarters. Well this time there will be accountability. I have worked too long and too hard to become a HIGHLY successful business executive and I DEMAND that these blue collar losers be made to use the rotten Porto-Sans on their construction site. [MEMO TO CORPORATE SECURITY SENT!] What, did Murph knock your Porta Potty over with you in it too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 good call Crush...he was very unfunny with a side order of dickheadedness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Yeah, I was running out of Karl Marx quotes anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 What, did Murph knock your Porta Potty over with you in it too? I love references to the old stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I have posted here a long time and I will 100% tell ya all that neither I or JGBs is this Freemarketchampion guy. No clue who they are, but I promise on my word that it isnt me or me son. No BS, it isnt us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I have posted here a long time and I will 100% tell ya all that neither I or JGBs is this Freemarketchampion guy. No clue who they are, but I promise on my word that it isnt me or me son. No BS, it isnt us. I'll take your word for it. The complete lack of humor did suggest it was JGB though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I'll take your word for it. The complete lack of humor did suggest it was JGB though. Seriously, why be nasty? Humor isnt your strong suit but we accept you here. Bottom line, it wasnt us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Seriously, why be nasty? Humor isnt your strong suit but we accept you here. Bottom line, it wasnt us. I wasn't being nasty. I just don't find JGB to be all that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I wasn't being nasty. I just don't find JGB to be all that funny. he doesn't have to be, all he has to be is himself because he's one of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 he doesn't have to be, all he has to be is himself because he's one of us I didn't say that he had to be funny either. I simply said that I do not find him to be funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 he doesn't have to be, all he has to be is himself because he's one of us Thanks man, you are all class as always Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I didn't say that he had to be funny either. I simply said that I do not find him to be funny. hey I know I'm not funny either-I try but some of us just aren't the only requirement is to be a Jets fan or to be a football fan who isn't a total dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 hey I know I'm not funny either-I try but some of us just aren't the only requirement is to be a Jets fan or to be a football fan who isn't a total dick A lot of people here are reading a hell of a lot into a post I wrote and are attributing things to my words that simply aren't there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jgb Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I wasn't being nasty. I just don't find JGB to be all that funny. that's ironic because i find your paranoid obsession with me to be heeeeeeeelarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 that's ironic because i find your paranoid obsession with me to be heeeeeeeelarious! I don't have one that you know of for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I didn't say that he had to be funny either. I simply said that I do not find him to be funny. Which would best describe jgb, to you? [ ] Cuddly [ ] Boorish [ ] Cute [ ] Intelligent [ ] Not Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Which would best describe jgb, to you? [ ] Cuddly [ ] Boorish [ ] Cute [ ] Intelligent [ ] Not Funny I think I am cuddly AND boorish thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I lol'd. This thread works very well here. Since you've been designated an a-hole you shall be mocked, but this is more fun than hearing about other people's kids and/or jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 I lol'd. This thread works very well here. Since you've been designated an a-hole you shall be mocked, but this is more fun than hearing about other people's kids and/or jobs. You're one cold-hearted man. Smart football guy but.....ice cold. Do you hate puppies too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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