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http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/rank?versionId=1&listId=793

Set it up and let it be known.

1.Saints

2.Colts

3.Jets

4.Vikings

5.Packers

6.Cowboys

7.Ravens

8.Patriots

9.Dolphins

10.Bengals

11.Broncos

12.Falcons

13.Giants

14.Texans

15.Redskins

16.Eagles

17.Chargers

18.Cardinals

19.Steelers

20.Titans

21.49ers

22.Seahawks

23.Bears

24.Panthers

25.Lions

26.Raiders

27.Chiefs

28.Jaguars

29.Bills

30.Browns

31.Rams

32.Buccaneers

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I've got a bad feeling about everyone picking us for great things. I liked it better under the radar.

You're just used to being there. This is new and uncomfortable for us. What's the difference if we suck like this or suck being quiet, no name pee on's in the NFL? I would rather we at least believe in ourselves for God's sakes!

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Hey <insert derogatory yet witty noun> The thread was meant for you to put your own Power Rankings. That isnt the official ranking that is mine. Now stop commenting like a little girl and show me your power rankings.... :rolleyes:

Hey, I agreed with them all except I added one to the top. ;)

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1.Saints

2.Colts

3.Vikings

4.Jets

5.Packers

6.Cowboys

7.Ravens

8.Patriots

9.Dolphins

10.Bengals

11.Broncos

12.Falcons

13.Giants

14.Texans

15.Redskins

16.Eagles

17.Chargers

18.Cardinals

19.Steelers

20.Titans

21.49ers

22.Seahawks

23.Bears

24.Panthers

25.Lions

26.Raiders

27.Chiefs

28.Jaguars

29.Bills

30.Browns

31.Rams

32.Buccaneers

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Show me dont tell me. ;)

You asked for it:

1.Revis

2.Saints

3.Colts

4.Jets

5.Vikings

6.Packers

7.Cowboys

8.Ravens

9.Patriots

10.Dolphins

11.Bengals

12.Broncos

13.Falcons

14.Giants

15.Texans

16.Redskins

17.Eagles

18.Chargers

19.Cardinals

20.Steelers

21.Titans

22.49ers

23.Seahawks

24.Bears

25.Panthers

26.Lions

27.Raiders

28.Chiefs

29.Jaguars

30.Bills

31.Browns

32.Rams

33.Buccaneers

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What am I missing here with the fins at 9?

+1

Generous to have them in the top half of the league.

Silly to have us ahead of the Pats right now, too, IMHO. Jets have the better team, but the difference between Brady and Sanchez still tips the scales in their favor.

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I initially thought the Jets should be lower, but then I looked and couldn't really figure out who else I'd rank above them, so I guess it makes sense. I would drop the Broncos a lot though. I'd also slide the Vikings down a bit. I would move the Titans up quite a lot.

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1.Saints~ Taking the Heisman away from Reggie Bush all but guarantees that he'll finally become a good pro.

2.Packers~ Rodgers and company could light up scoreboards all the way to the Super Bowl.

3.Colts~ You can't discount Peyton Manning, but the Colts could take a huge step back this season if that defense isn't ready to play.

4.Patriots~ Brady and Belichick and Welker and Moss all suck, but are worth 12 wins.

5.Chargers~ Vincent Jackson is over-rated. Marcus McNeill is not. Norv will get them to score points anyway.

6.Vikings~ The 22nd chorus of Favre's swan song might be his best yet.

7.Falcons~ If Michael Turner is up to speed, this will be the year Matt Ryan steps into Brees-Manning-Rodgers-Favre-Rivers-Brady territory.

8.Jets~ If so much wasn't riding on Schottenheimer's ability to make Sanchez great right away, they'd be ranked higher.

9.Texans~ Matt Schaub is Steve Beurlein.

10.Ravens~ You have to like Flacco to Boldin and Houshmandzedah with Rice, but a bad secondary can hold them back.

11.Bengals~ I keep waiting for Carson Palmer to become Dan Marino. Other than having zero rings, he hasn't come close. This year?

12.Cowboys~ I just can't take any team with Wade Phillips as head coach and Tony Romo as QB seriously.

13.Giants~ Bill Sheridan (deservedly) took the fall last year, but that team has systematically tuned out Tom Coughlin. Bill Cowher should be waiting by the phone.

14.Steelers~ Kudos to Big Ben for unraping that girl enough to get his suspension cut back to four games.

15.Dolphins~ If Tony Sparano doesn't screw it up, Chad Henne could be the new Ben Roethlisberger (minus the penchant for sexual assault.)

16.Eagles~ If Kevin Kolb, in Philadelphia, replacing McNabb, can survive under that kind of pressure, then he should be given a Medal of Honor.

17.Titans~ Love Jeff Fisher, hate bipolar QB's. Can Chris Johnson survive another season of heavy lifting?

18.49ers~ Every time I think of the 49ers I think of Alex Smith and then I think how much he reminds me of Mark Sanchez physically and I shriek.

19.Bears~ Lovie Smith chokes out Jay Cutler around Week Six. Guaranteed.

20.Cardinals~ When your entire season rests on unearthing the "vintage" Derek Anderson, you're done.

21.Panthers~ Losing Jake Delhomme is worth plus-three wins alone, but Matt Moore is worth minus-two wins.

22.Seahawks~ Pete Carroll shouldn't be coaching in a league where the other team's players get paid, too.

23.Broncos~ If Tim Tebow is the future of your franchise, and your franchise isn't a circumcision clinic, you're doomed.

24.Redskins~ The marriage of Mike Shanahan and Donovan McNabb has "OJ and Nicole" written all over it.

25.Lions~ Matt Stafford received a ton of hype last year, but he was actually worse than Sanchez as a rookie. A long way to go before he and the Lions are in the majors.

26.Jaguars~ Jack DelRio is a dead man walking. Probably the next coach of the Cowboys.

27.Chiefs~ Traditionally, it takes close to a decade to clean up after Herm.

28.Raiders~ LOLJasonCampbell

29.Rams~ Steve Spagnuolo should never, ever have taken that job. Now he gets to lay the foundation for the next Rams coach before he gets fired in two years unless Sam Bradford and his wispy shoulder tendons are touched by God.

30.Browns~ Bringing in Jake Delhomme to be your starting QB is an outright death wish for any HC, especially one who was already on the hot seat. Is there room for another ex-Pats coach in Kansas City?

31.Buccaneers~ Some day, the story about why a professional franchise would hire a pre-teen Raheem Morris to lead it will come out, and it will be a cautionary tale to the rest of the league.

32.Bills~ Ralph Wilson has threatened to have Bills games played in Canada, to which Canada replied, "keep it." Kinda sad to see one of the great, long-standing owners in NFL history go out so ingloriously.

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1.Saints~ Taking the Heisman away from Reggie Bush all but guarantees that he'll finally become a good pro.

2.Packers~ Rodgers and company could light up scoreboards all the way to the Super Bowl.

3.Colts~ You can't discount Peyton Manning, but the Colts could take a huge step back this season if that defense isn't ready to play.

4.Patriots~ Brady and Belichick and Welker and Moss all suck, but are worth 12 wins.

5.Chargers~ Vincent Jackson is over-rated. Marcus McNeill is not. Norv will get them to score points anyway.

6.Vikings~ The 22nd chorus of Favre's swan song might be his best yet.

7.Falcons~ If Michael Turner is up to speed, this will be the year Matt Ryan steps into Brees-Manning-Rodgers-Favre-Rivers-Brady territory.

8.Jets~ If so much wasn't riding on Schottenheimer to make Sanchez great right away, they'd be ranked higher.

9.Texans~ Matt Schaub is Steve Beurlein.

10.Ravens~ You have to like Flacco to Boldin and Houshmandzedah with Rice, but a bad secondary can hold them back.

11.Bengals~ I keep waiting for Carson Palmer to become Dan Marino. Other than having zero rings, he hasn't come close. This year?

12.Cowboys~ I just can't take any team with Wade Phillips as head coach and Tony Romo as QB seriously.

13.Giants~ Bill Sheridan (deservedly) took the fall last year, but that team has systematically tuned out Tom Coughlin. Bill Cowher should be waiting by the phone.

14.Steelers~ Kudos to Big Ben for unraping that girl enough to get his suspension cut back to four games.

15.Dolphins~ If Tony Sparano doesn't screw it up, Chad Henne could be the new Ben Roethlisberger (minus the penchant for sexual assault.)

16.Eagles~ If Kevin Kolb, in Philadelphia, replacing McNabb, can survive under that kind of pressure, then he should be given a Medal of Honor.

17.Titans~ Love Jeff Fisher, hate bipolar QB's. Can Chris Johnson survive another season of heavy lifting?

18.49ers~ Every time I think of the 49ers I think of Alex Smith and then I think how much he reminds me of Mark Sanchez physically and I shriek.

19.Bears~ Lovie Smith chokes out Jay Cutler around Week Six. Guaranteed.

20.Cardinals~ When your entire season rests on unearthing the "vintage" Derek Anderson, you're done.

21.Panthers~ Losing Jake Delhomme is worth plus-three wins alone, but Matt Moore is worth minus-two wins.

22.Seahawks~ Pete Carroll shouldn't be coaching in a league where the other team's players get paid, too.

23.Broncos~ If Tim Tebow is the future of your franchise, and your franchise isn't a circumcision clinic, you're doomed.

24.Redskins~ The marriage of Mike Shanahan and Donovan McNabb has "OJ and Nicole" written all over it.

25.Lions~ Matt Stafford received a ton of hype last year, but he was actually worse than Sanchez as a rookie. A long way to go before he and the Lions are in the majors.

26.Jaguars~ Jack DelRio is a dead man walking. Probably the next coach of the Cowboys.

27.Chiefs~ Traditionally, it takes close to a decade to clean up after Herm.

28.Raiders~ LOLJasonCampbell

29.Rams~ Steve Spagnuolo should never, ever have taken that job. Now he gets to lay the foundation for the next Rams coach before he gets fired in two years unless Sam Bradford and his wispy shoulder tendons are touched by God.

30.Browns~ Bringing in Jake Delhomme to be your starting QB is an outright death wish for any HC, especially one who was already on the hot seat. Is there room for another ex-Pats coach in Kansas City?

31.Buccaneers~ Some day, the story about why a professional franchise would hire a pre-teen Raheem Morris to lead it will come out, and it will be a cautionary tale to the rest of the league.

32.Bills~ Ralph Wilson has threatened to have Bills games played in Canada, to which Canada replied, "keep it." Kinda sad to see one of the great, long-standing owners in NFL history go out so ingloriously.

I think I agreed with everything you wrote. You should do this every week, well done.

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11.Bengals~ I keep waiting for Carson Palmer to become Dan Marino. Other than having zero rings, he hasn't come close. This year?

20.Cardinals~ When your entire season rests on unearthing the "vintage" Derek Anderson, you're done.

22.Seahawks~ Pete Carroll shouldn't be coaching in a league where the other team's players get paid, too.

24.Redskins~ The marriage of Mike Shanahan and Donovan McNabb has "OJ and Nicole" written all over it.

My personal highlights.

You should do this sh*t for a living. Seriously. This is gold, dude. cool.gif

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