Man arrested for masturbating to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in Walmart toy aisle

[Greenranger]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/cleanup-aisle-three

[rillo]

FTA

Floridian

Ugh, all I needed to know.

[JerryK]

Pedophile. Magazine was a ruse. Hope the district where he's a 'substitute teacher' knows about this.

[The Crusher]

Pedophile. Magazine was a ruse. Hope the district where he's a 'substitute teacher' knows about this.

Wow kinda critical aren;t ya? Maybe he was just outta hair gel?

[vanDoug]

Toy aisle?

Is that the best he could think of?

[The Crusher]

Toy aisle?

Is that the best he could think of?

Personally I would have chosen the bakery, but I think we already knew that.

[RAYRAYon WolfAnal]

I PREFER TO JERK-OFF IN THE LOCKER ROOM. IT HELPS ME WHEN OTHER GUYS WATCH.

[NIGHT STALKER]

Personally I would have chosen the bakery, but I think we already knew that.

Does Walmart have a bakery? That store is so beneath me.

[Gainzo]

Does Walmart have a bakery? That store is so beneath me.

It's WalMart. Just another excuse for me to give you all this link http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798

[Larz]

have a nice life as a registered sex offender !

[LoneStarLady]

It's WalMart. Just another excuse for me to give you all this link http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9798

[The Crusher]

Does Walmart have a bakery? That store is so beneath me.

not sure. The old greeter guys creeps me the **** out so I don;t go.

[visajets]

Does Walmart have a bakery? That store is so beneath me.

The Wal-Mart in Flemington N.J has a bakery...Beneath you? Everyone shops at Wal-Mart some just dont admit it.

[Greenranger]

Does Walmart have a bakery? That store is so beneath me.

You won't be saying that once the Walmart takes over.

[LoneStarLady]

The Wal-Mart in Flemington N.J has a bakery...Beneath you? Everyone shops at Wal-Mart some just dont admit it.

The Walmart near our house in Austin has a bakery. The store is open 24/7 so if you need groceries or anything late at night, it's the place to go.

A bunch of us in the neighborhood had flooding in our houses last week at about 1 AM (thanks tropical storm Hermine). My neighbor went to Walmart at 1:30 AM and got a wet-vac to save his floors. So there's some good to be said about Walmart -- minus the pedophile toy-aisle Sports-Illustrated jerk-offs.

[Biggs]

I say no way is this guy a Pedophile. You’re in Wal-Mart and you have to spank the monkey you got Little Debbie, Aunt Jemima which has some product advantages or the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue. Which guy here doesn't go for the Sports Illustrated under those conditions?

[Greenranger]

I say no way is this guy a Pedophile. You’re in Wal-Mart and you have to spank the monkey you got Little Debbie, Aunt Jemima which has some product advantages or the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit issue. Which guy here doesn't go for the Sports Illustrated under those conditions?

But in the toy aisle? He couldn't have gone into the aisle with the pillows and rubbed one out there?

[visajets]

But in the toy aisle? He couldn't have gone into the aisle with the pillows and rubbed one out there?

Or the womens underwear aisle. Ive seen some pretty good looking thongs on those racks...

[lamont_jordan_rules]

... which photo was sticky? ...

l_j_r

[Irish Jet]

There are a lot of people in this thread I never want to meet.

[kelticwizard]

Or shake hands with.