JiF Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 The Jets were playing possum last week in preparation for the Patriots. Rex knew we had a short week to prepare for the Patriots so he actually decided not to prepare for the Ravens. He knew the divisional win against the Pats was more important. He's been getting this D ready for Brady/Moss and the offense ready for those guys that play on the Pats defense. We didnt show anything on offense so BB has no idea what to prepare for on Sunday. That was planned. The guy is reeling. He's going to be the victim of the fury that is the Jets offense and he'll never see it coming. Shonn Greene those fumbles were planned. Cotch dropping a first down, planned. Keller not getting enough for the first, planned. All deception tactics for the Patsies. Where as, the Patriots pulled out all their tricks and showed everyone their hand week one. Rex is so ready for this he was actually experimenting with the Ravens to see why Brady sucked so bad against them in the Playoffs. Schotty was calling the game to mirror the Patriots offense for Rex, thats why we sucked. Stay with me, this is deep sh*t. Rex was using the Ravens to enter the psyche of Tom Brady in order to understand his mindset on when and why he makes certain reads/decisions channeling this through Mark Sanchez. Its brilliant. Probably to deep for most of you to understand. But Rex Ryan is brilliant. Meanwhile, Rex has purposely stirred up controversy around his team to make it seem like they are on the ropes. Now nobody is expecting anything from the Jets and he's got the entire league right where he wants them. Did him and his OC fight? Is Revis hurt? Are they trading for Haynesworth? Who benched Greene? Resigned Howard Green. Cut Woodhead for Clowney to open up the passing game. Brought in A.Thomas not to sign him but to share inside info on the Pats. Is Sanchez a bi-sexual model? All fake distractions to make the league think the Jets are off their game. Also, I have inside information that Rex Ryan has programmed Vernon Gholston to murder Tom Brady. Have you ever seen the Naked Gun? Remember Reggie Jackson? Rex picked Gholston because he figured if he gets locked up, he's not losing any production. Its going to happen in with 7:32 left in the 1st. The Pig is seriously ripe for the slaughter. This times its for real. **** the Pats!!! Go Jets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 How did I not see this earlier? It's all so clear now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 jifferbell makes funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 YOURE DOING IT WRONG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 How did I not see this earlier? It's all so clear now. We are lucky to have such a brilliant Head Coach. Its hard to see this if you dont have inside info like I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 We are lucky to have such a brilliant Head Coach. Its hard to see this if you dont have inside info like I do. Poops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 jifferbell makes funny Nothing funny here, dead serious. The Pats are going down. We created the beast, its time to put him down. 7:32 left in the 1st. There is a reason Gholston is still on the roster . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Actually the Jets are gonna run the same vanilla offense, as not to tip their hand to the Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Meh, without the randomly capitalized, bolded and/or colorized words its just not the same. Plus its also not as funny when its coming from someone you know has gotten laid in the last 15 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 We didnt show anything on offense so BB has no idea what to prepare for on Sunday. That was planned. The guy is reeling. He's going to be the victim of the fury that is the Jets offense and he'll never see it coming. Shonn Greene those fumbles were planned. Cotch dropping a first down, planned. Keller not getting enough for the first, planned. All deception tactics for the Patsies. LoLz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Actually the Jets are gonna run the same vanilla offense, as not to tip their hand to the Dolphins. That's ridiculous, the Dolphins were already setup last year. What you think Ted Ginn just magically learned how to play football and got kickoff return TDs on his own? It's all part of the master plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Meh, without the randomly capitalized, bolded and/or colorized words its just not the same. Plus its also not as funny when its coming from someone you know has gotten laid in the last 15 years. Well then perhaps you shouldn't have put out so easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Actually the Jets are gonna run the same vanilla offense, as not to tip their hand to the Dolphins. After week 1, Rex decided to take it week by week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 After week 1, Rex decided to take it week by week. Rex thought the Jets had a bye in week 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 18, 2010 Author Share Posted September 18, 2010 Rex thought the Jets had a bye in week 1. No but he used it similarly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJ667 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Cocaine is a helluva drug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENBEAN Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 The Jets were playing possum last week in preparation for the Patriots. Rex knew we had a short week to prepare for the Patriots so he actually decided not to prepare for the Ravens. He knew the divisional win against the Pats was more important. He's been getting this D ready for Brady/Moss and the offense ready for those guys that play on the Pats defense. We didnt show anything on offense so BB has no idea what to prepare for on Sunday. That was planned. The guy is reeling. He's going to be the victim of the fury that is the Jets offense and he'll never see it coming. Shonn Greene those fumbles were planned. Cotch dropping a first down, planned. Keller not getting enough for the first, planned. All deception tactics for the Patsies. Where as, the Patriots pulled out all their tricks and showed everyone their hand week one. Rex is so ready for this he was actually experimenting with the Ravens to see why Brady sucked so bad against them in the Playoffs. Schotty was calling the game to mirror the Patriots offense for Rex, thats why we sucked. Stay with me, this is deep sh*t. Rex was using the Ravens to enter the psyche of Tom Brady in order to understand his mindset on when and why he makes certain reads/decisions channeling this through Mark Sanchez. Its brilliant. Probably to deep for most of you to understand. But Rex Ryan is brilliant. Meanwhile, Rex has purposely stirred up controversy around his team to make it seem like they are on the ropes. Now nobody is expecting anything from the Jets and he's got the entire league right where he wants them. Did him and his OC fight? Is Revis hurt? Are they trading for Haynesworth? Who benched Greene? Resigned Howard Green. Cut Woodhead for Clowney to open up the passing game. Brought in A.Thomas not to sign him but to share inside info on the Pats. Is Sanchez a bi-sexual model? All fake distractions to make the league think the Jets are off their game. Also, I have inside information that Rex Ryan has programmed Vernon Gholston to murder Tom Brady. Have you ever seen the Naked Gun? Remember Reggie Jackson? Rex picked Gholston because he figured if he gets locked up, he's not losing any production. Its going to happen in with 7:32 left in the 1st. The Pig is seriously ripe for the slaughter. This times its for real. **** the Pats!!! Go Jets!!! Absolute BRILLIANCE!!!!! One of, if not the best post I've ever read in all my years on Jets boards!!!! This made my day Jif. Thanks man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 The Jets were playing possum last week in preparation for the Patriots. Rex knew we had a short week to prepare for the Patriots so he actually decided not to prepare for the Ravens. He knew the divisional win against the Pats was more important. He's been getting this D ready for Brady/Moss and the offense ready for those guys that play on the Pats defense. We didnt show anything on offense so BB has no idea what to prepare for on Sunday. That was planned. The guy is reeling. He's going to be the victim of the fury that is the Jets offense and he'll never see it coming. Shonn Greene those fumbles were planned. Cotch dropping a first down, planned. Keller not getting enough for the first, planned. All deception tactics for the Patsies. Where as, the Patriots pulled out all their tricks and showed everyone their hand week one. Rex is so ready for this he was actually experimenting with the Ravens to see why Brady sucked so bad against them in the Playoffs. Schotty was calling the game to mirror the Patriots offense for Rex, thats why we sucked. Stay with me, this is deep sh*t. Rex was using the Ravens to enter the psyche of Tom Brady in order to understand his mindset on when and why he makes certain reads/decisions channeling this through Mark Sanchez. Its brilliant. Probably to deep for most of you to understand. But Rex Ryan is brilliant. Meanwhile, Rex has purposely stirred up controversy around his team to make it seem like they are on the ropes. Now nobody is expecting anything from the Jets and he's got the entire league right where he wants them. Did him and his OC fight? Is Revis hurt? Are they trading for Haynesworth? Who benched Greene? Resigned Howard Green. Cut Woodhead for Clowney to open up the passing game. Brought in A.Thomas not to sign him but to share inside info on the Pats. Is Sanchez a bi-sexual model? All fake distractions to make the league think the Jets are off their game. Also, I have inside information that Rex Ryan has programmed Vernon Gholston to murder Tom Brady. Have you ever seen the Naked Gun? Remember Reggie Jackson? Rex picked Gholston because he figured if he gets locked up, he's not losing any production. Its going to happen in with 7:32 left in the 1st. The Pig is seriously ripe for the slaughter. This times its for real. **** the Pats!!! Go Jets!!! SWEET BUP-Z > everyone else and it's not even close. Depression gone and Im going for Mexican food tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Rex thought the Jets had a bye in week 1. Actually until they put Clemens in the Jets have a Bi every week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Actually until they put Clemens in the Jets have a Bi every week. :rimshot: :fatshat: ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glenn31 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 Haha. Man this is why I love this site. If you're tongue in cheek over at JI you risk 1. being verbally degraded by sg3, 2. being labeled a troll, 3. a 5 page diatribe on why the ENTIRE Jets roster (first and last names, mind you) is the bestest ever sine the invention of the interwebz by DWC2, and 4. a banning. And not particularly in that order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 The Jets were playing possum last week in preparation for the Patriots. Rex knew we had a short week to prepare for the Patriots so he actually decided not to prepare for the Ravens. He knew the divisional win against the Pats was more important. He's been getting this D ready for Brady/Moss and the offense ready for those guys that play on the Pats defense. We didnt show anything on offense so BB has no idea what to prepare for on Sunday. That was planned. The guy is reeling. He's going to be the victim of the fury that is the Jets offense and he'll never see it coming. Shonn Greene those fumbles were planned. Cotch dropping a first down, planned. Keller not getting enough for the first, planned. All deception tactics for the Patsies. Where as, the Patriots pulled out all their tricks and showed everyone their hand week one. Rex is so ready for this he was actually experimenting with the Ravens to see why Brady sucked so bad against them in the Playoffs. Schotty was calling the game to mirror the Patriots offense for Rex, thats why we sucked. Stay with me, this is deep sh*t. Rex was using the Ravens to enter the psyche of Tom Brady in order to understand his mindset on when and why he makes certain reads/decisions channeling this through Mark Sanchez. Its brilliant. Probably to deep for most of you to understand. But Rex Ryan is brilliant. Meanwhile, Rex has purposely stirred up controversy around his team to make it seem like they are on the ropes. Now nobody is expecting anything from the Jets and he's got the entire league right where he wants them. Did him and his OC fight? Is Revis hurt? Are they trading for Haynesworth? Who benched Greene? Resigned Howard Green. Cut Woodhead for Clowney to open up the passing game. Brought in A.Thomas not to sign him but to share inside info on the Pats. Is Sanchez a bi-sexual model? All fake distractions to make the league think the Jets are off their game. Also, I have inside information that Rex Ryan has programmed Vernon Gholston to murder Tom Brady. Have you ever seen the Naked Gun? Remember Reggie Jackson? Rex picked Gholston because he figured if he gets locked up, he's not losing any production. Its going to happen in with 7:32 left in the 1st. The Pig is seriously ripe for the slaughter. This times its for real. **** the Pats!!! Go Jets!!! The force is strong with you, young JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 Cocaine is a helluva drug Weed Absolute BRILLIANCE!!!!! One of, if not the best post I've ever read in all my years on Jets boards!!!! This made my day Jif. Thanks man! Thank you. Just wait and see. The Pats arent going to know what hit em. SWEET BUP-Z > everyone else and it's not even close. Depression gone and Im going for Mexican food tonight. <3 u mt, <3 4eva. I had salsa with my eggs this morning, ate a burrito after my first surf session, ate chips and salsa during the Gators game, surfed some more, listen to Ozomatli while I was showering, put on my "Know to the impossible like Broadway Joe" tshirt, and now I'm going to meet a my mexican girl Pauola for margaritas and fish tacos for dinner. I'm going to refer to our Qb as Chupa tomorrow because Sanchez is going to tear the Pats apart like a Chupacabra tears apart cows. **** the Pats!!! Go Jets!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ylekram Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 The Jets were playing possum last week in preparation for the Patriots. Rex knew we had a short week to prepare for the Patriots so he actually decided not to prepare for the Ravens. He knew the divisional win against the Pats was more important. He's been getting this D ready for Brady/Moss and the offense ready for those guys that play on the Pats defense. We didnt show anything on offense so BB has no idea what to prepare for on Sunday. That was planned. The guy is reeling. He's going to be the victim of the fury that is the Jets offense and he'll never see it coming. Shonn Greene those fumbles were planned. Cotch dropping a first down, planned. Keller not getting enough for the first, planned. All deception tactics for the Patsies. Where as, the Patriots pulled out all their tricks and showed everyone their hand week one. Rex is so ready for this he was actually experimenting with the Ravens to see why Brady sucked so bad against them in the Playoffs. Schotty was calling the game to mirror the Patriots offense for Rex, thats why we sucked. Stay with me, this is deep sh*t. Rex was using the Ravens to enter the psyche of Tom Brady in order to understand his mindset on when and why he makes certain reads/decisions channeling this through Mark Sanchez. Its brilliant. Probably to deep for most of you to understand. But Rex Ryan is brilliant. Meanwhile, Rex has purposely stirred up controversy around his team to make it seem like they are on the ropes. Now nobody is expecting anything from the Jets and he's got the entire league right where he wants them. Did him and his OC fight? Is Revis hurt? Are they trading for Haynesworth? Who benched Greene? Resigned Howard Green. Cut Woodhead for Clowney to open up the passing game. Brought in A.Thomas not to sign him but to share inside info on the Pats. Is Sanchez a bi-sexual model? All fake distractions to make the league think the Jets are off their game. Also, I have inside information that Rex Ryan has programmed Vernon Gholston to murder Tom Brady. Have you ever seen the Naked Gun? Remember Reggie Jackson? Rex picked Gholston because he figured if he gets locked up, he's not losing any production. Its going to happen in with 7:32 left in the 1st. The Pig is seriously ripe for the slaughter. This times its for real. **** the Pats!!! Go Jets!!! trickery is rex's biggest weapon.he has the rest of the league fooled.phucking fools.kinda like satans biggest trick was convincing the world he doesnt exist.pure brilliance.you will see sunday.you WILL all see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 trickery is rex's biggest weapon.he has the rest of the league fooled.phucking fools.kinda like satans biggest trick was convincing the world he doesnt exist.pure brilliance.you will see sunday.you WILL all see. Are you an English major or Journalism major? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 After week 1, Rex decided to take it week by week. Soon to be 0 - 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ylekram Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 So sick of you English police running around.I used to like you,but **** off.if we were in prison,you would be washing my boxers with your toothbrush. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 So sick of you English police running around.I used to like you,but **** off.if we were in prison,you would be washing my boxers with your toothbrush. 1) I don't give a rats a$$ who likes me or not. 2) I've never been in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ylekram Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Man,I used to watch over at gang green and detonation and u used to rate them dudes up.I used to get pissed when they banned you.slipping.you'd still by my birch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 I believe it. They're going to be so Rexgressive on Sunday it makes me feel a little Rexgressive in the pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 I believe it. They're going to be so Rexgressive on Sunday it makes me feel a little Rexgressive in the pants. We havent even seen Rexgressive yet. He's been holding it back, today is the day. Watch and see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Soon to be 0 - 2 Wow you are dense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiF Posted September 20, 2010 Author Share Posted September 20, 2010 That is one ripe pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 That is one ripe pig. And stuck too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 That is one ripe pig. God bless you, young man. You're doing the Lord's work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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