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NYJ Week 4 Report Card


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Anyone else enjoy the fact that we are tied with Green Bay for the #1 scoring offense at 106 pts in 4 games?? Damnnn.

We're averaging roughly 25 pts a game and allowing a little over 15 pts a game. I'll take that differential for the rest of the season.

Yeah and how about the turnover differential too? What's that +9? Amazing.

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If you're giving out plusses it's absurd how the line didn't get one. Even Slauson was kicking cocks up and down the field.

I think based on his rationale, the fact that it was the Bills and their awful front 7 means they wouldn't have been able to "kick cocks" against most other teams, even with the effort they gave today.

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Yes. Which is why I am dizzy right now, raging all afternoon. The blood loss is painful.

And we now have a new tag-line the team can use to sell PSL's. You're welcome Woody!

"The New York Jets: If your johnson remains woody for longer than 4 hours, please see a physician....or the JetNation Moderator Lounge".

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I learned it from watching you Dad! I learned it from watching you!

I'd just like to point out that nobody in my gene pool runs like a girl.

Some of us prefer vagina, but to each his own.

You are a very understanding person.

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