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my baby grandaughter Jensen pooped on my lap through her panties while they were singing Happy Birthday To You-turned my tan shorts brown-kind of freaked me out and made my birthday cake-well would YOU eat cake after that? Oh yea a few minutes earlier she walked into my bedroom and peed on my rug...

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my baby grandaughter Jensen pooped on my lap through her panties while they were singing Happy Birthday To You-turned my tan shorts brown-kind of freaked me out and made my birthday cake-well would YOU eat cake after that? Oh yea a few minutes earlier she walked into my bedroom and peed on my rug...

She just gave you a preview of what you will soon be doing old man... :P

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my baby grandaughter Jensen pooped on my lap through her panties while they were singing Happy Birthday To You-turned my tan shorts brown-kind of freaked me out and made my birthday cake-well would YOU eat cake after that? Oh yea a few minutes earlier she walked into my bedroom and peed on my rug...

Surely you jest? Kids pooping/ peeing and eating cake are things that happen naturally. Embrace nature Jimmy. Hell, with 5 kids Ive eaten sandwiches changing diapers before. Just keep the poo poo hand separate from the eaten hand and you'll be fine.

Happy Birthday and many returns Grandpa Jimmy.

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