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Team Offense - 5th in Offensive DVOA (They're even across the board too, 5th in both running and passing).

Team Efficiency - 3rd

Sanchez - 8th in DYAR and 6th in DVOA.

Braylon - 6th in DYAR and 2nd in DVOA

(Reportedly Sanchez and Braylon have been quoted as saying: "Hey Aten, tell us how our a$$ taste.").

Tomlinson - 4th in DYAR and 2nd in DVOA

Keller - 3rd in DYAR

Oline - 2nd in run blocking. (16th in pass protection but I think a lot of that is offset by the Baltimore game and should even out over time).

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Team Offense - 5th in Offensive DVOA (They're even across the board too, 5th in both running and passing).

Team Efficiency - 3rd

Sanchez - 8th in DYAR and 6th in DVOA.

Braylon - 6th in DYAR and 2nd in DVOA

(Reportedly Sanchez and Braylon have been quoted as saying: "Hey Aten, tell us how our a$ taste.").

Tomlinson - 4th in DYAR and 2nd in DVOA

Keller - 3rd in DYAR

Oline - 2nd in run blocking. (16th in pass protection but I think a lot of that is offset by the Baltimore game and should even out over time).

The anus does not have any taste as these statistics are based on too small of a sample size. Conversely, it is only a matter of time until I am proven correct

/Aten'd

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im sure im jinxing something by saying this but this is the best Jets offense i've ever seen. in 30+ years of life this is as good as it gets.

week 14 maybe sanchez is cold, and people are hurt and they suck. but right now, week 5, they are stacked to the be-jesus. they have a mistake free QB, 2 #1 tailbacks (one of which is a HOF'er easy), 2 #1 wide-outs, Cotch as the #3 (!) and oh yeah suddenly elite Dustin Keller at receiving TE. throw in one of the run blocking OL in the game and it's a juggernaut.

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im sure im jinxing something by saying this but this is the best Jets offense i've ever seen. in 30+ years of life this is as good as it gets.

week 14 maybe sanchez is cold, and people are hurt and they suck. but right now, week 5, they are stacked to the be-jesus. they have a mistake free QB, 2 #1 tailbacks (one of which is a HOF'er easy), 2 #1 wide-outs, Cotch as the #3 (!) and oh yeah suddenly elite Dustin Keller at receiving TE. throw in one of the run blocking OL in the game and it's a juggernaut.

Most talented offense for sure. Though that's more an indictment of our poor history than anything else.

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Team Offense - 5th in Offensive DVOA (They're even across the board too, 5th in both running and passing).

Team Efficiency - 3rd

Sanchez - 8th in DYAR and 6th in DVOA.

Braylon - 6th in DYAR and 2nd in DVOA

(Reportedly Sanchez and Braylon have been quoted as saying: "Hey Aten, tell us how our a$$ taste.").

Tomlinson - 4th in DYAR and 2nd in DVOA

Keller - 3rd in DYAR

Oline - 2nd in run blocking. (16th in pass protection but I think a lot of that is offset by the Baltimore game and should even out over time).

Hell is still Hot!!! Freeze Forecast 6 Feb 2011.

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Who cares about your voodoo statistics. Are they winning or losing? That's all that matters in evaluating how good the team is.

/Jif'd

" We want to lead the league in F*CKIN WINS!!! "

See, I'm just a clone of Rex. His one goal, "lead the league in ******* win". These stats are cute, but me likey the wins.

I dont care if we are last in every single statistical category known to man, as long as we hoist the Lombardi.

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im sure im jinxing something by saying this but this is the best Jets offense i've ever seen. in 30+ years of life this is as good as it gets.

98 was better, but this is definitely the best since then, so far

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im sure im jinxing something by saying this but this is the best Jets offense i've ever seen. in 30+ years of life this is as good as it gets.

week 14 maybe sanchez is cold, and people are hurt and they suck. but right now, week 5, they are stacked to the be-jesus. they have a mistake free QB, 2 #1 tailbacks (one of which is a HOF'er easy), 2 #1 wide-outs, Cotch as the #3 (!) and oh yeah suddenly elite Dustin Keller at receiving TE. throw in one of the run blocking OL in the game and it's a juggernaut.

/Bit'd

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