View on marriage.

[visajets]

A friend who is having marital problems sent me this yesterday.

Any man that gets married these days needs his head examined. He'll have to work like a dog to bring in a buck in this depression economy, be a mommy pushing a baby carriage around (dude, just put on a dress!), and still do all the home and car repairs. All this, while his wife goes to the gym, spends his money, and spends endless hours on the phone with her friends. And in the end? Sh'ell tell him they've "grown apart", take his money, take his kids, and leave him to sit in apartment (if he's lucky), while she sits in theiir house and works on the next sucker.

[The Crusher]

Your friend she immediately text a picture of his penis to a hot chick.

[CTM]

A friend who is having marital problems sent me this yesterday.

Any man that gets married these days needs his head examined. He'll have to work like a dog to bring in a buck in this depression economy, be a mommy pushing a baby carriage around (dude, just put on a dress!), and still do all the home and car repairs. All this, while his wife goes to the gym, spends his money, and spends endless hours on the phone with her friends. And in the end? Sh'ell tell him they've "grown apart", take his money, take his kids, and leave him to sit in apartment (if he's lucky), while she sits in theiir house and works on the next sucker.

It's bullsh*t. I'd never hire a hitman to take out my wife, but I understand why some men do it.

[visajets]

Your friend she immediately text a picture of his penis to a hot chick.

Do you have Jenn Stergers cell phone #

[THE ILK]

Do you have Jenn Stergers cell phone #

It's written on the mod lounge bathroom wall.

[Green DNA]

It's written on the mod lounge bathroom wall.

That was Favre's #

[THE ILK]

That was Favre's #

Oh I thought it was Thor's trying to get dick pics.

[Thor99]

Oh I thought it was Thor's trying to get dick pics.

I don't need pics. I have plenty in my face.

[Vudu]

I agree, marriage these days are more of as business arrangement than anything.

Anyone who marries for the bullsh*t Ideal affectionately known as "LOVE" is a moron. People fall out of a love all the time, except when you fall out of love in a marriage assets gets split, finances go down the toilet and a bunch of uneccesary problems. I don't believe in marriage but most do.

[JetsFanInDenver]

Marriage is for suckers!

Getting back to the main point. What's Jenn Sterger's cell phone # ?

[Lil Bit Special]

A friend who is having marital problems sent me this yesterday.

Any man that gets married these days needs his head examined. He'll have to work like a dog to bring in a buck in this depression economy, be a mommy pushing a baby carriage around (dude, just put on a dress!), and still do all the home and car repairs. All this, while his wife goes to the gym, spends his money, and spends endless hours on the phone with her friends. And in the end? Sh'ell tell him they've "grown apart", take his money, take his kids, and leave him to sit in apartment (if he's lucky), while she sits in theiir house and works on the next sucker.

sounds like your friend is a pussy who has no backbone who cant stand up for himself. Cut the bitch off from his money, force the c_ _ t to get a job and maybe then he'll grow his balls back.

[Bruce Banner]

"The reason there are so many bad marriages is there are so many bad people." My mom.

[RutgersJetFan]

Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

[Jetsfan80]

The pastor at my church did a message on marriage. He talked about how people have happily reported that the number of divorces in America are declining. However, he said that what they failed to realize is that that is because the number of people getting married is dropping. Either is a failing institution or we're looking at marriage the wrong way. I think its the latter.

[The Crusher]

No one should ever ever ever get married before their 35th birthday. Yet, if you can be lucky enough to find that right person marriage can be something amazing to share with someone. If you pick wrong like Crusher did the first time you could end up either feeling like your in prison or actually in prison. Wait children and talk to Dr Crush love first. I could help.

[The Crusher]

Let me be the first to say congratulations to you then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.

A vagina is only as good as the guy using it. Owner operator error is the #1 reason for vaginal dissatisfaction.

[RutgersJetFan]

A vagina is only as good as the guy using it. Owner operator error is the #1 reason for vaginal dissatisfaction.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

[ZachEY]

As a single guy, I appreciate this totally unbiased viewpoint.

I will keep it in mind as I move forward through life.

[Bruce Banner]

This thread is the best argument I've seen against playing games on Mondays.

[The Crusher]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGjElvt4nP8

Crusher's favorite show. Love it. That episode was extra funny to me and my ex wife being a nurse increased the funny.

[visajets]

sounds like your friend is a pussy who has no backbone who cant stand up for himself. Cut the bitch off from his money, force the c_ _ t to get a job and maybe then he'll grow his balls back.

Hes no pussy hes stuck in a situation. Big mouth talking I bet you still live in your parents basement.

[HessStation]

Your friend she immediately text a picture of his penis to a hot chick.

Every man should have his peeps on a hard drive in case of emergencies.

[SenorGato]

It's a waste of money.

[JiF]

Nobody that I know who is married suggests to get married.

They all tell me to stay single forever. I feel like thats a sign.

[The Crusher]

Every man should have his peeps on a hard drive in case of emergencies.

Or a collector such as CTM uses one of these

[The Crusher]

Nobody that I know who is married suggests to get married.

They all tell me to stay single forever. I feel like thats a sign.

You forgot me bro. Marriage is best second time around.

[Larz]

my marriage advice to anyone who is dating is....

look at her mom and her parents marriage

think about your dad and your parents marriage

would your dad and her mom make a good couple ?

if not, just date her.......

cuz you will both turn into them eventually, especially in the relationship department of how you both treat your spouse and expect to be treated in return

[HessStation]

my marriage advice to anyone who is dating is....

look at her mom and her parents marriage

think about your dad and your parents marriage

would your dad and her mom make a good couple ?

if not, just date her.......

cuz you will both turn into them eventually, especially in the relationship department of how you both treat your spouse and expect to be treated in return

That's actaully really good advice imo. I never thought about it that way. This would also explain why my own marriage is such a disaster. I COULD NOT think of a worse couple than my dad and her mom. Oh dear God I seriously never thought about that. It would be a COMPLETE trainwreck. This explains a lot.

[Bruce Banner]

would your dad and her mom make a good couple ?

This guy watched too many Brady Bunch episodes.

[Jetsfan80]

This guy watched too many Brady Bunch episodes.

He may also be a genius.

[villain_the_foe]

sounds like your friend is a pussy who has no backbone who cant stand up for himself. Cut the bitch off from his money, force the c_ _ t to get a job and maybe then he'll grow his balls back.

I can always depend on you to just lay it out the way it is....

[villain_the_foe]

A friend who is having marital problems sent me this yesterday.

Any man that gets married these days needs his head examined. He'll have to work like a dog to bring in a buck in this depression economy, be a mommy pushing a baby carriage around (dude, just put on a dress!), and still do all the home and car repairs. All this, while his wife goes to the gym, spends his money, and spends endless hours on the phone with her friends. And in the end? Sh'ell tell him they've "grown apart", take his money, take his kids, and leave him to sit in apartment (if he's lucky), while she sits in theiir house and works on the next sucker.

My view on marriage...I'm a lucky dude. I had lost my job a couple years back for a long period of time, the wife picked up the ball and ran with it. Yeah, for some time I was cleaning the house, doing dishes & laundry while booking interviews...but you know what? She made sure that the bills were paid and never once tried to "castrate" me during a disagreement even when things got alittle tight. She understood that the pride of a man who paid his own way since 17, having to humble himself to unemployment and asking his wife for money is a fragile thing given insecurity. Once I finally landed a job she went back to getting all prettied up. Those several months told me more about my wife then ever before, but more importantly I appreciated my marriage more because my pride was out the window after that. I knew I had a parter...not some "digger" who'd flip game on me once the money was longer coming in (not that it was much lol, but you get my point).

In otherwords, if his wife cant pick up the ball and run with it then whats the point? If he's coming to you for advice, this is a subject that requires tough love because he could lose years "pretending" that all is fine when deep inside it isnt.

[villain_the_foe]

Or a collector such as CTM uses one of these

Thats a permanent supply of wingmen right there!

[slowmoe57]

Let me see my wife is a working woman who makes pretty good money - Does the Laundry on the weekends cooks dinner most nights ( we go out to dinner at least once a week). Pays the bills -- Leaves me in peace during Jets games and makes sure I have my Foootball snacks. Will bend over backwards for anyone who needs a favor. Has made breakfast and driven to downtown Houston and feed 30 people in my office on several occasions.

What do I do in return -- work my a$$ off and bring in extra money whenever I can.

As the Joe Walsh song goes "I can't complain but sometimes I still do Lifes been good to me so far". Some get lucky some don't But it took me 30 years before I found someone who cares for me the way she does. Sorry for your friend but he needs to put his foot down.

[Thor99]

Girls are icky.