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Jenn Sterger is Jersey trash.

Steps to getting a Sterger:

1. Find college girl...you can get one without t!ts or one with freshly bought t!ts...you'd just be skipping a step with the freshly bought t!ts...make sure this girl has (at best) a moderate amount of self esteem. Make sure she's ambitious enough to want to blow/f*ck a QB or two.

2. Convince her parents to buy her t!ts. Can be skipped if she's already got 'em.

3. Throw her into first row at sporting event with one or two other hot girls. Tell her to act "nice" enough to have cameras point at her.

4. Turn that into "jobs" where she does that all the time.

5. Convince everyone it's a real job.

I guess you can say the same thing about Sainz...those aren't real either...but sh*t at least the woman has been pushing for her big break for years rather than a couple hours out of college.

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Steps to getting a Sterger:

1. Find college girl...you can get one without t!ts or one with freshly bought t!ts...you'd just be skipping a step with the freshly bought t!ts...make sure this girl has (at best) a moderate amount of self esteem. Make sure she's ambitious enough to want to blow/f*ck a QB or two.

2. Convince her parents to buy her t!ts. Can be skipped if she's already got 'em.

3. Throw her into first row at sporting event with one or two other hot girls. Tell her to act "nice" enough to have cameras point at her.

4. Turn that into "jobs" where she does that all the time.

5. Convince everyone it's a real job.

I guess you can say the same thing about Sainz...those aren't real either...but sh*t at least the woman has been pushing for her big break for years rather than a couple hours out of college.

Excellent breakdown, Mr. Gato.

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Sorry but I guess im spoiled since i live in miami. Ines Sainz's a$$ is not really any different from the millions of hispanic chicks roaming the streets of miami. I just think Sterger is way prettier and the fact that she was sporting jets gear is an instant win. Inez looks like the aunt you secretly jerk to while Sterger is the next door neighbor you secretly jerk to...

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Sorry but I guess im spoiled since i live in miami. Ines Sainz's a$$ is not really any different from the millions of hispanic chicks roaming the streets of miami. I just think Sterger is way prettier and the fact that she was sporting jets gear is an instant win. Inez looks like the aunt you secretly jerk to while Sterger is the next door neighbor you secretly jerk to...

man the chicas, they're for fun

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Sorry but I guess im spoiled since i live in miami. Ines Sainz's a$$ is not really any different from the millions of hispanic chicks roaming the streets of miami. I just think Sterger is way prettier and the fact that she was sporting jets gear is an instant win. Inez looks like the aunt you secretly jerk to while Sterger is the next door neighbor you secretly jerk to...

You gotta back it up with photographic evidence! :D

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Sorry but I guess im spoiled since i live in miami. Ines Sainz's a$$ is not really any different from the millions of hispanic chicks roaming the streets of miami. I just think Sterger is way prettier and the fact that she was sporting jets gear is an instant win. Inez looks like the aunt you secretly jerk to while Sterger is the next door neighbor you secretly jerk to...

I wish i was that old that i could consider Inez an aunt.

Lucky young fellas you!

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This may be for another thread of it's own but don't you think there is a double standard with the NFL Commissioner and the media with this Farve/Sterger thing and the Jets/Sainz. All the news media, I'm talking world wide, was all over the Jets with Sainz. All that was found was some juvenile behavior...big deal! Farve, on the other hand, has supposely sent nude pics as well as numerous sex texts and only now is there any press and nowhere near as much the Jets/Sanchez received with the Sainz fiasco. What gives? Special treatment because of Farve, lets be real, the media loves to tear apart the Jets. We get no respect. Even the Braylon incident received more negative press than Farve. Gary Myers and Mike Lupica wanted him suspended for multiple games and he wasn't even convicted!

AND WHERE IS DUNGY!!!

Why are we hated so much? :angry:

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This may be for another thread of it's own but don't you think there is a double standard with the NFL Commissioner and the media with this Farve/Sterger thing and the Jets/Sainz. All the news media, I'm talking world wide, was all over the Jets with Sainz. All that was found was some juvenile behavior...big deal! Farve, on the other hand, has supposely sent nude pics as well as numerous sex texts and only now is there any press and nowhere near as much the Jets/Sanchez received with the Sainz fiasco. What gives? Special treatment because of Farve, lets be real, the media loves to tear apart the Jets. We get no respect. Even the Braylon incident received more negative press than Farve. Gary Myers and Mike Lupica wanted him suspended for multiple games and he wasn't even convicted!

AND WHERE IS DUNGY!!!

Why are we hated so much? :angry:

Well it can be a good thing...

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

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You know who the Jets should give a hot-chick-as-host job to? JetsBabe. She's attractive and can still embarrass a lot of dudes with what she knows about football. It would be a much better hire than using one of these nitwit with t!ts type skeezers.

Let's hope she doesn;t put Sooth on her resume.

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