Maxman Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 My wedding anniversary is this weekend. What should I do for my wife? (this should be good) <-----steps away from thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Give her cell phone number to brett favre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Two words: Butt. Secks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aten Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Two words: Wolf. Anal. Fixed. You're not there yet. Stop stepping on punchlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I'm a traditional, so I need to know how many years you've been married before I can recommend an appropriate gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Give her a vacation in Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Give her a vacation in Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Send her out on a nice Sunday lunch with her friends. Pre paid by you off course. Kick back and enjoy the JETS game! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Fixed. You're not there yet. Stop stepping on punchlines. I only have a small clue what you're talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 15, 2010 Author Share Posted October 15, 2010 I'm a traditional, so I need to know how many years you've been married before I can recommend an appropriate gift. 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Big Jim Slade! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 17 Well, being that the traditional gift for a 17th anniversary is furniture, I would go with either a nice curio or a sybian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Convince her to help you taunt your sick neighbors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 I hear The Human Centipede movie makes a good gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Give her some headache medication. One less excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BroadwayJoe12 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Well, being that the traditional gift for a 17th anniversary is furniture, I would go with either a nice curio or a sybian. In all seriousness, i gotta go with JH on this..sybian saves you from pulling a hammy or having a heart attack by popping a few of those blue pills. It's a win win for both of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 buy her this she's a real fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 17 Congratulations. Put her in the JN banner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 since I don't know either of you, a few shots in the dark do the blindfold her and take her to a new restaurant, and go by earlier and drop off flowers and candles for the table, tell them it's an anniversary dinner or shop for and cook her favortite meal at home, and do the dishes or re-enact the day you met or first date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Love Posted October 15, 2010 Share Posted October 15, 2010 Two words: Butt. Secks. Nuff. Said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozer76 Posted October 16, 2010 Share Posted October 16, 2010 Introduce her to Wolf on Wolf Anal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dissappear forever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Move out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Buy her a NYJETS thong they are 5-1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Grow a bigger nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 On your own arrange for kids to be watched by parents/in-laws etc. On your own arrange a weekend getaway without telling her where. At last second tell her, let her pack and be gone 30 minutes later. Its like a kidnapping. Its easier for wife to do to hubby, she packs his suitcase and they just get in car (she says we are going to store, but really go to getaway) but men dont know what to pack for women, haha, so u need a little heads up at last second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 but men dont know what to pack for women, haha, so u need a little heads up at last second. too true, I can only imagine what my husband would pack for me. Sweet idea, SJ. Happy Anniversary Max and especially Mrs. Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted October 19, 2010 Share Posted October 19, 2010 Pretend to be a hetero for a least a day and put the homo suit on hold...I just hope the rest of the mods can handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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