The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 FOR RENT: 5 month old baby girl for the day. Seeks person to never leave her sight including to use the bathroom, will cry for no apparent reason for long periods of time, does not apparently like any of her toys, videos or activities today and refuses to nap despite being ridiculously tired. If interested, PM. I will drop off and pick up baby girl upon end of rental. GOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Wanna swap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 sounds almost like my son...but he's a 20months old...he's a pain in the balls.....never sleeps,NON-STOP whining..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 sounds almost like my son...but he's a 20months old...he's a pain in the balls.....never sleeps,NON-STOP whining..... 5 week old...who sleeps all day long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djaparz Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 ahh my 7 month old tomorrow is my little Angel!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetme23 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I have a baby sister who is 17 months old perhaps the biggest cry baby ever.. all she says is mamamamamamamaamammamamamamamamamma and dy which means stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 never sleeps,NON-STOP whining..... Did you name him Smizzy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MiamiJet Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'll watch her Gun As long as I get to dress her up in Green and White :wink: Can't help you during the season, though. I don't even open the window blinds. My bunker mentality kicks in once Septmeber rolls around :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 I lov emy girl to death and really can't complain, 95% of the time she is a great baby. She does great outside the house and even comes to court with me. But today is that 5% :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'd watch her Gun, I'm a good babysitter. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'd watch her Gun, I'm a good babysitter. :wink: Careful...she's the only 5 month old with a CCW permit and her own .32 tucked in her diaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Did you name him Smizzy? I was tempted to name him patsfantx because of all the sh!tting he did in his own pants but my wife said no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I was tempted to name him patsfantx because of all the sh!tting he did in his own pants but my wife said no. You've officially won the fatcatxl post of the day award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsluva31 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Awwww..I'll take her, she can work for me. I'll teach her how to answer the phones, work the fax machine and she can learn how to talk to mean people on the phone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 You've officially won the fatcatxl post of the day award. Yea, not a bad one by the Smizzmeister. But I'd still be pissed if my wife wore the pants in the family. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatcatxl Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Yea, not a bad one by the Smizzmeister. But I'd still be pissed if my wife wore the pants in the family. :wink: well thats by default cause smizzy wears the skirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 FOR RENT: 5 month old baby girl for the day. Awww don't be mad at her Gun, we all have bad days...look at her, she's just a peach! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Awww don't be mad at her Gun, we all have bad days...look at her, she's just a peach! I'm not mad at her...she's too beautiful to be mad at her now. besides...I'm freaking PISSED at the dog now. I had her napping and the dog started barking.....she's awake now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I'm not mad at her...she's too beautiful to be mad at her now. besides...I'm freaking PISSED at the dog now. I had her napping and the dog started barking.....she's awake now After 2 kids,me and my dog aren't friends anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I'm freaking PISSED at the dog now. I had her napping and the dog started barking I thought Cubed lived in NYC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 have you taken her for a drive.. that use to put my daughter out before we got out of the driveway... although she would never transfer so i spent a ton of time in the car when she was little she is sooo beautiful Guns... i will take her.. mydaughter is taking a babysitting course . Oy .how quickly they grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 my granddaughter is taking a babysitting course gg, and here I thought Cubed was the oldest female poster on JetNation. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
124 Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Careful...she's the only 5 month old with a CCW permit and her own .32 tucked in her diaper. Haha, it would be interesting, but I have a lot more energy then most of the old guys around here man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjets Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 oh sh*t.....good one tex gg, and here I thought Cubed was the oldest female poster on JetNation. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gg Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 gg, and here I thought Cubed was the oldest female poster on JetNation. :wink: you didn't know i was 62???? Smart A$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 It's simple really Gun. Next time she needs a bottle, just takea shot of crown royal and dump it in the bottle. She'll be asleep before you know it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 have you taken her for a drive.. that use to put my daughter out before we got out of the driveway... although she would never transfer so i spent a ton of time in the car when she was little she is sooo beautiful Guns... i will take her.. mydaughter is taking a babysitting course . Oy .how quickly they grow. Thanks GG Funny u should say that.......On my drive home from court today (She comes with me when I have court on my off days) she crashed..I pulled into my driveway about 20 minutes later and began to make a series of phone calls to whoever I could think of, just to not have to get her out of the car and wake her up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatsFanTX Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 you didn't know i was 62???? Smart A$$ Nope. The why does your avatar have a set of 18-year old hooters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 Nope. The why does your avatar have a set of 18-year old hooters? TX doesn't like bobbies that aren't dragging on the floor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Nope. The why does your avatar have a set of 18-year old hooters? Hey she worked hard to pay for those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenjetsfan Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 FOR RENT: 5 month old baby girl for the day. Seeks person to never leave her sight including to use the bathroom, will cry for no apparent reason for long periods of time, does not apparently like any of her toys, videos or activities today and refuses to nap despite being ridiculously tired. If interested, PM. I will drop off and pick up baby girl upon end of rental. GOB THANK GOD I had a BOY...I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I can't imagine having a girl...Knowing how i think,id strangle every boy who steps foot in my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 I can't imagine having a girl...Knowing how i think,id strangle every boy who steps foot in my house. I have years to develop my welcoming procedure for any boy attempting to date her. Somewhere along the way, the line "Have you seen my gun collection?" will come into play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smizzy Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 I have years to develop my welcoming procedure for any boy attempting to date her. Somewhere along the way, the line "Have you seen my gun collection?" will come into play So would "keep it in your pants or so help me god i will cut it off and mail it back home to your mother with a note telling her what you were planning to do with it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted March 10, 2005 Author Share Posted March 10, 2005 So would "keep it in your pants or so help me god i will cut it off and mail it back home to your mother with a note telling her what you were planning to do with it" I will print that out and keep it in a lockbox until needed. I like that one. It's gonna suck for the kid when he shows up at the door and I already know about his driving record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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