Maxman Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 When it is mischief night and you had no idea. Time to move the cars as far away from the street as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sperm Edwards Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 Gray pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 You start dating women that are only pretending to be under 18 years old. God, I will rue the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 When you;re faced with the prospects of having to have that uncomfortable talk with your DR about a scrip for Viagra, Cialis or ay other ED medication. The ol' tube is not as sturdy as it once was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted October 30, 2010 Share Posted October 30, 2010 You need a pass from the Mrs. to go have a few pops with the lads. Your days consist of a series of tasks to be completed-work, groceries, dog walking, picking up laundry, taking mom and dad to the doctors,children getting to hockey/football/baseball/basketball/swimming/guitar lessons. You start to give a sh*t about the quality of local schools. You know if something has a better price in Costco or at the supermarket or beer distributor. You know how a colonoscopy works and discuss your vasectomy at tailgates. Also, walking the dog at 6AM means that said night out isn't necessarily such a great idea anyway. And "dog people"-you don't exchange pleasantries with other dog owners about yourself, but rather your dog and their dog's age, breed, sex, disposition. Saw a totally hot girl walking a shepherd/lab male mix, and spoke to her for about 1/2 hour yesterday in the park about our golden doodle. I have no idea what her name is since it never came up, nor did mine. Not that it matters; more likely to have discussed where her kids go to school and whether she likes Stop&Shop or Keyfood than anything else. I AM OLD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 i remember the first time the hair cut girl buzzed my ear hair with the clippers yikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share Posted October 31, 2010 You start dating women that are only pretending to be under 18 years old. God, I will rue the day. Your b.s. is good. It ain't that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share Posted October 31, 2010 i remember the first time the hair cut girl buzzed my ear hair with the clippers yikes LOL, manscaping 101. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted October 31, 2010 Author Share Posted October 31, 2010 You need a pass from the Mrs. to go have a few pops with the lads. Your days consist of a series of tasks to be completed-work, groceries, dog walking, picking up laundry, taking mom and dad to the doctors,children getting to hockey/football/baseball/basketball/swimming/guitar lessons. You start to give a sh*t about the quality of local schools. You know if something has a better price in Costco or at the supermarket or beer distributor. You know how a colonoscopy works and discuss your vasectomy at tailgates. Also, walking the dog at 6AM means that said night out isn't necessarily such a great idea anyway. And "dog people"-you don't exchange pleasantries with other dog owners about yourself, but rather your dog and their dog's age, breed, sex, disposition. Saw a totally hot girl walking a shepherd/lab male mix, and spoke to her for about 1/2 hour yesterday in the park about our golden doodle. I have no idea what her name is since it never came up, nor did mine. Not that it matters; more likely to have discussed where her kids go to school and whether she likes Stop&Shop or Keyfood than anything else. I AM OLD. That is funny. And true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Love Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Neil Diamond comes on the radio and not only do you not change the station, you turn it up a notch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIGHT STALKER Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 We had the best spoof on Mischief Night...you get two metal trash cans. We liked to borrow (lol) someones cans that were full of trash. Place one on each side of the road, tie them with fishing line and just wait for a car to come passing by. It's best to do it on a quiet street....wise a$$ kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Neil Diamond comes on the radio and not only do you not change the station, you turn it up a notch. Noooooooooooo. Shoot me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 When the stuff you listened to in college is now played on classic radio channels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 When the players you followed when you were young are now on the pre-game shows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 Drops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 31, 2010 Share Posted October 31, 2010 I knew I was getting old when I'd see a hot high school or college girl and wonder what her mom looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted November 1, 2010 Share Posted November 1, 2010 I knew I was getting old when I'd see a hot high school or college girl and wonder what her mom looked like. I'm thinking granny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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