Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

[Lil Bit Special]

http://thesmokinggun...d-police-report

*** EDITED DUE TO NAUGHTY NAUGHTY WORDS ***

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a West Virginia motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my p***y .” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my p***y or I’m going to cut your f*****g throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

[visajets]

“he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

I just threw up in my mouth. If her face didnt stop the guy then he deserved to whiff that.

[BroadwayJoe12]

Oh sweet jesus. If her vajayjay smells worse than she looks, than damnnnn.

[dolphann4life]

after reading i feel like i smelt it too...nasty.

[visajets]

after reading i feel like i smelt it too...nasty.

You might have supposedly she had a moldy Miami Dolphins thong on...

[Vudu]

ROLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy"

[Maxman]

Just gonna act like none of this ever happened.

[Green DNA]

I'm off to take a hot, hot shower while gargling with listerine the entire time.

[Thor99]

No picture of the guy who thought it was a good idea before smelling it?

[Vudu]

No picture of the guy who thought it was a good idea before smelling it?

Hilarious how her husband declined but his friend jumped at the offer. WV is truly a hillbilly state

[The Crusher]

Perfect situation for a nose-less man.

[The Crusher]

ROLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy"

"Girls just wanna have fun" -- Cindy Lauper

[Vudu]

"Girls just wanna have fun" -- Cindy Lauper

I srsly cant remember the last time a news article had my sides splitting like this one.

[#27TheDominator]

ROLFMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy"

Oh please, like you've never said it.

[neckdemon]

Hilarious how her husband declined but his friend jumped at the offer. WV is truly a hillbilly state

her husband had obviously smelled the goods in the past.

how funny is it that these guys are sitting in their roach infested motel room drinking probably the cheapest beer you can buy......and the guys wife come sin demanding one of them eat her pussy. the husband is like hell no....and the buddy is all for it till the smell hits him, lol.

[Vudu]

Oh please, like you've never said it.

lol@ someone giving you rep. Ive never demanded drunkenly or sober that someone do that. That's just crass

[THE ILK]

[#27TheDominator]

lol@ someone giving you rep. Ive never demanded drunkenly or sober that someone do that. That's just crass

You're still young and beautiful. Give it time! Besides, how can it be crass? Isn't it the female equivalent of Mel Gibson? Mel Gibson is the walking embodiment of couth!

[Lil Bit Special]

****************************************UPDATE TIME!!!******************************************************

http://www.thesmokin...ts-90-days-jail

NOVEMBER 16--The West Virginia woman who last month pulled a knife on two men and announced, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ******* throat,” pleaded guilty today to assault and was sentenced to 90 days in jail.

During an appearance this morning in Jackson County Magistrate Court, Melissa Lee Williams, 41, also received a 90-day suspended sentence and was ordered to pay $185.80 in court costs, according to a plea form. Williams, pictured in the mug shot at left, is currently in custody at the South Central Regional Jail.

Williams was arrested last month following a bizarre incident at the 77 Motor Inn, where she was living at the time. According to an October 22 Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report--excerpted here--Williams waved a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct (one of the men was Danny Williams, her estranged husband).

Deputies reported that Williams, who was living four doors down from Danny Williams, showed up at his residence and asked him and another man to “eat my pussy.” While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request,” according to Deputy Ross Mellinger.

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”

At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ******* throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.” (3 pages)

[murphklecko73]

I cant stop laughing....this is classic

[Klecko73isGod]

I cant stop laughing....this is classic

+1

[Lil Bit Special]

I cant stop laughing....this is classic

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[Aten]

Coptalk is awesome. I mean, dumb attempting lofty is always funny but it just goes through the roof when criminalarity is involved. 'Nude from the waste down' juxtaposed with sh*t like 'declined said invitation.' It's like reading ******* Joyce or something.

[JiF]

I'm kind of turned on and attracted to this woman. Is that weird?

[THE ILK]

I'm kind of turned on and attracted to this woman. Is that weird?

Bizarre!

I bet you were a big Divine fan.

[slats]

However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” As a result, Watson “declined to proceed any further.”

At this point, Melissa Williams “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then uttered a line that has since ricocheted across the Internet: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your ******* throat.”

When Deputy Mellinger arrived at the motor inn, he discovered Williams “nude from the waist down and sitting in a living room chair.” He also noted that “all subjects appeared to be intoxicated and smelled badly of an alcoholic beverage.” (3 pages)

Sounds like a Shane family Thanksgiving.