Eric Mangini Football vs. Brian Schottenheimer Football: How long will it take you to stab yourself in the eyes?

[RutgersJetFan]

I've given myself an over/under of halfway through the 3rd for when I hit my breaking point and can't take it anymore.

[T0mShane]

Not until the third Brad Smith reverse. I'm working on my overall tolerance.

[Greenranger]

Yesterday

[RutgersJetFan]

Not until the third Brad Smith reverse. I'm working on my overall tolerance.

The vaunted 5-wide dump-off offense against Eric Barton, Abram Elam, and the bend-but-don't-break Mangini defense:

[SenorGato]

Snipers can be posted up if you want them.

Sure they lack our knowledge, skill, or natural talent in football coaching...but I always find myself rooting for guys like them.

[Integrity28]

Not until the third Brad Smith reverse. I'm working on my overall tolerance.

Brad Smith isn't slow enough for a Schotty reverse... I like it better when Cotchery runs it. He is much, much slower... and virtually guarantees that it'll get blown up 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage.

[Integrity28]

I've given myself an over/under of halfway through the 3rd for when I hit my breaking point and can't take it anymore.

Mangini + Schotty together again... its going to be like Christmas + HBO pseudo-porn for Gato.

[Smashmouth]

I've given myself an over/under of halfway through the 3rd for when I hit my breaking point and can't take it anymore.

Ive already started

[THE ILK]

[THE ILK]

[flgreen]

As long as the Jets are maintaining a two score lead I’ll be loving it

[SenorGato]

Brad Smith isn't slow enough for a Schotty reverse... I like it better when Cotchery runs it. He is much, much slower... and virtually guarantees that it'll get blown up 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage.

I like it better when the fast WR runs into his blocker with open field in front of him. Or better yet, just let the opponent strip the ball. It's more exciting, AND you can still call it a bad playcall.

Oh f*ck wtf am I doing...

[RutgersJetFan]

As long as the Jets are maintaining a two score lead I’ll be loving it

A two-score lead? A TWO-SCORE LEAD??

[SenorGato]

[SenorGato]

[SenorGato]

[The Crusher]

A two-score lead? A TWO-SCORE LEAD??

hahahaha, I actually get that. Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? Tell me I got it, I would love to have got that.

[SenorGato]

[RutgersJetFan]

hahahaha, I actually get that. Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? Tell me I got it, I would love to have got that.

[Bleedin Green]

Greatest thread title ever.

I haven't even read anything in this thread yet, but I needed to post that immediately.

[Bleedin Green]

The vaunted 5-wide dump-off offense against Eric Barton, Abram Elam, and the bend-but-don't-break Mangini defense:

Are you kidding me? I wish we had a safety the quality of Abram Elam on this team.

[The Crusher]

One day I will nail one of your obscure movie references, oh yes, their will be nailing and when it happens the world will be a better place.

[RutgersJetFan]

One day I will nail one of your obscure movie references, oh yes, their will be nailing and when it happens the world will be a better place.

It's not like I post them to confuse people. it's just that I assume everyone remembers every line from every movie that they see. For some bizarre reason, this extraordinary talent has never helped me get laid. Believe me, I've tried. Quoting Uncle Buck does not work kids.

[dbatesman]

Quoting Uncle Buck does not work on kids.

Maybe you should quote "How to Train Your Dragon" instead, pervo.

[THE ILK]

Gato's getting good at this.

[Integrity28]

Gato's getting good at this.

Meh, its funnier when other people post the cat pics... now he's just tooting his own horn, like usual.

[RutgersJetFan]

Maybe you should quote "How to Train Your Dragon" instead, pervo.

Oh man, wouldn't that be something? Just walking around in the public park spouting out Pooter the Clown lines and calling kids Mother Cabrini.

[Integrity28]

I like it better when the fast WR runs into his blocker with open field in front of him. Or better yet, just let the opponent strip the ball. It's more exciting, AND you can still call it a bad playcall.

Oh f*ck wtf am I doing...

We only have 1 fast WR... and we never run reverses to him, as a matter of fact... last I read, he was the reason the offense no longer works.

[dbatesman]

Oh man, wouldn't that be something? Just walking around in the public park spouting out Pooter the Clown lines and calling kids Mother Cabrini.

I love how you phrased that in the conditional.

[SenorGato]

We only have 1 fast WR... and we never run reverses to him, as a matter of fact... last I read, he was the reason the offense no longer works.

Word. That was some other team's fast WR running into Edwards. I always do that. Thanks for keeping the sky blue man.

and/or *Wit*

[JiF]

A two-score lead? A TWO-SCORE LEAD??

hahahaha, I actually get that. Playoffs? PLAYOFFS? Tell me I got it, I would love to have got that.

I'm fond of this exchange. It made me laugh and forget how depressing this thread is for a second.

[The Crusher]

It's not like I post them to confuse people. it's just that I assume everyone remembers every line from every movie that they see. For some bizarre reason, this extraordinary talent has never helped me get laid. Believe me, I've tried. Quoting Uncle Buck does not work kids.

Your doing it wrong.

Stop trying to **** the woman you want to **** and **** the woman that want to **** you. your welcome.

[RutgersJetFan]

I'm fond of this exchange. It made me laugh and forget how depressing this thread is for a second.

Because you know it's true. I'm giving all sharp objects to a buddy Saturday night. I'm convinced that this is destined to be the sloppiest, most boring game in the history of the universe. Remember those scenes in Airplane when Ted Striker tells his love story to a bunch of people, then they hang themselves and sh*t before he can finish because it's that bad of a thing to have to sit through? This is going to be the sports version of that.

[Vicious89x]

Because you know it's true. I'm giving all sharp objects to a buddy Saturday night. I'm convinced that this is destined to be the sloppiest, most boring game in the history of the universe. Remember those scenes in Airplane when Ted Striker tells his love story to a bunch of people, then they hang themselves and sh*t before he can finish because it's that bad of a thing to have to sit through? This is going to be the sports version of that.

[RutgersJetFan]

I'm almost there.