rowonejetfan Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 A girl says to her date,”You’re in for a real treat. I’ve been told that I have a body like New Jersey.” So, her date grabs her waist and asks, “What’s this?” She replies “Middlesex.” He grabs her butt and asks “What’s this?” She replies, “Freehold.” Then he grabs her breast and asks “What’s this?” She replies,”Point Pleasant.” Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, “I guess this is Cherry Hill?” “No”, she replies, “That’s Eatontown.” The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, “Welcome to Long Branch!” “I don’t know,” she replies, “It sure looks like Short Hills to me!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Snookie wants Smoosh Smoosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHector Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Very disappointed that Nutley wasn't worked in somehow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted November 13, 2010 Share Posted November 13, 2010 Snookie wants Smoosh Smoosh. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamont_jordan_rules Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 Very disappointed that Nutley wasn't worked in somehow... ... i had a buddy hook up with a girl from nutley back in the day ... said it was the stinkiest vag he'd ever encountered ... l_j_r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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