Garb Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Free breast exams at the bar...drunken idiots only http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40248892/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?Gt1=43001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Ugh. Almost as bad as the "discount fertility clinic" scam I used to run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 No worse than Max's comprehensive testicular exam and ejaculation competency test for all moderators. At least I think all the moderators... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 “Somebody is going to feel my breasts or I’m going to cut your f*****g throat.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanDoug Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 No worse than Max's comprehensive testicular exam and ejaculation competency test for all moderators. At least I think all the moderators... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The lady doing this was a trangendered guy - turned female. So it's a guy who wants be a woman just to be a lesbian? That's a lot of work just to pick up chicks at bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 Police said Ross introduced herself to victims as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus. o rly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The lady doing this was a trangendered guy - turned female. So it's a guy who wants be a woman just to be a lesbian? That's a lot of work just to pick up chicks at bars. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body, too. I've chosen just to deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 “Somebody is going to feel my breasts or I’m going to cut your f*****g throat.” I would take the 'cut your phucking throat' option! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 The lady doing this was a trangendered guy - turned female. So it's a guy who wants be a woman just to be a lesbian? That's a lot of work just to pick up chicks at bars. Guess he loved strap ons!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 The lady doing this was a trangendered guy - turned female. So it's a guy who wants be a woman just to be a lesbian? That's a lot of work just to pick up chicks at bars. LOL!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Lesbians have it made. They still get to have sex with women, but they get to hit from the red tees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 Lesbians have it made. They still get to have sex with women, but they get to hit from the red tees. Guy goes into a bar. Sees a smokin' hot chick with a nasty butch looking dyke. Guy attempet to start a coverastion and says to good-looking girl -"Hey, can I get you a drink?" Dyke steps between them and totally cuts him off. "Forget it". Says the Dyke. "Tonight I'm gonna take this pretty little thing back to my apartment. I'm gonna strip her naked. I'm gonna lick every inch of that perfect body. I'm gonna caress her hair and breasts and a$$.We're gonna kiss deeply. And then we're gonna have rough dirty sex with that tight little body, and that beautiful face and that wonderful mouth. For hours,until we're totally exhausted. And we're gonna do it because we're LESBIANS!" Guy begins to cry, bursting into tears. The Dyke says "What's the matter with you. Why are you crying?" Guy says, "I didn't know it until just this moment,but my God, I'm a LESBIAN TOO!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 Clearly, most guys I know are using the wrong pick up lines. Who would have thought "I'm a doctor" would actually work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFJF Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 You should know better Garb. Some pats fans think are gullible/stupid enough to think that BB was filming signals for years just for the hell of it. It didn't offer an advantage of any kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 What the??? How gullible/stupid are some people Oops... I thought this thread was about me getting engaged this past weekend. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted November 23, 2010 Author Share Posted November 23, 2010 Oops... I thought this thread was about me getting engaged this past weekend. Oh well. For real??? CONGRATULATIONS!!! I hope you two have a great life together. And, remember, she must keep wearing that blindfold when she's with you....at all times.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gun Of Bavaria Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 No worse than Max's comprehensive testicular exam and ejaculation competency test for all moderators. At least I think all the moderators... Wait, you got the testicular exam? How did you get that when Sperm and I had to undergo a JN Colonoscopy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Wait, you got the testicular exam? How did you get that when Sperm and I had to undergo a JN Colonoscopy? Max only had the 12 foot scope, I have 13 foot of a$$ cheek alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 For real??? CONGRATULATIONS!!! I hope you two have a great life together. And, remember, she must keep wearing that blindfold when she's with you....at all times.... Yep. For real. Thanks! Saturday night it all went down. Bought the ring wednesday and gave it to her Sat. Caught her by surprise even though I had her looking for rings with her sister and mother. Then I spent Sunday with Gainzo getting trashed... When i asked her father for his blessing, he told me he only had one requirement; I stop being a Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gainzo Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Oops... I thought this thread was about me getting engaged this past weekend. Oh well. Do you want me to start a thread? I was going to do that but wasn't sure if you wanted the miscreants on JN to know about your upcoming nuptials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 Do you want me to start a thread? I was going to do that but wasn't sure if you wanted the miscreants on JN to know about your upcoming nuptials. Want you to? Well Im not much of an attention whore, but after the way I acted sunday at your place I deserve whatever comes my way! But maybe if you do start it I'll get a JN koozie as a wedding gift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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