This is why science is fun.

[SenorGato]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/06/070625-giant-penguins.html?iframe=true&width=100%&height=100%

They don't even wait to hit you with the hard stuff:

Penguins about the size of humans roamed South America some 35 million years ago, and they didn't need ice to survive.

That's all you need to know.

I want them to confirm an 12 foot human skeleton in the middle of an ancient volcano that died of starvation next.