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So this year I decided to cut back on the lights. Nothing over the top I said.

Oh well.

Purchased this system that plays music and puts up a light show. Should be able to annoy the neighbors pretty good with that one.

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I hate people like you. The lights and the lawn ornamental stuff are very cool. I set the crib up sweet. Even got one of those projector things to put some Santa on the side of the garage at about 20 feet tall. But you people with the noisey freaking things and those damn blow up things that lay dead on the lawn during the day piss my off. WHY,WHY, WHY with the noisey crap and blow up nonsense. just get the lights and mechanical reindeer, they rock.

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I hate people like you. The lights and the lawn ornamental stuff are very cool. I set the crib up sweet. Even got one of those projector things to put some Santa on the side of the garage at about 20 feet tall. But you people with the noisey freaking things and those damn blow up things that lay dead on the lawn during the day piss my off. WHY,WHY, WHY with the noisey crap and blow up nonsense. just get the lights and mechanical reindeer, they rock.

I don't have any blow up things out there right now. May throw the Christmas polar bear out there so I can think of you when I get home.

This is different. 20 songs. The lights go on and off in sequence. Like a broadway show on my front lawn! Sweet.

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I don't have any blow up things out there right now. May throw the Christmas polar bear out there so I can think of you when I get home.

This is different. 20 songs. The lights go on and off in sequence. Like a broadway show on my front lawn! Sweet.

Nuff said, enjoy your Holiday.

freakin fairy

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So this year I decided to cut back on the lights. Nothing over the top I said.

Oh well.

Purchased this system that plays music and puts up a light show. Should be able to annoy the neighbors pretty good with that one.

I bought that same box at the HD now the wife and kids want me to decorate like this.

Good Luck!

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There are houses in Bensonhurst, Mill Basin, Belle Harbor and Staten Island that are ridiculous, making Clark Griswold seem like a piker.

Put up some icicles and an inflated Nativity scene on the lawn with Lil'Baby Jesus. Only problem is Lil'Baby Jesus has Lou Costello's round nose.

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Speaking of christmas - this woman I work with just went into labor. It was pretty cool seeing that look of excitment (and yes, a little fear) on her face. It must be so awesome to finally meet this little person you've been hanging out with for almost nine months, you know? What a great x-mas gift. Lighting up the house is great - but geez, seeing the light on her face was precious.

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Oh cool, this way I'll have no problems finding the JN mansion next Monday night :lol:

Cool, you definitely coming over? I never heard back from you or Tabor so I wasn't sure. Hope you guys can all make it.

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The wife demanded I help my 18 yr old son hang the outdoor Christmas lights. Ive been injured and had surgery so im not my usual self. Anyway during the process as something was going awire I said to her. You know id rather dress as effin Santa Claus and come out here every day and night and wave to people instead of hanging Christmas lights. My son and I both laughed until we cried over this comment. Funny sh*t. Carry on

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I don't have any blow up things out there right now. May throw the Christmas polar bear out there so I can think of you when I get home.

This is different. 20 songs. The lights go on and off in sequence. Like a broadway show on my front lawn! Sweet.

Of course not, all your blow up things are INSIDE! lol

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Did you write this before or after you unhated me?! lol

I wrote it before but hit submit and the same time. So it was a tie.

I definitely don't hate you though. Not anymore. As a matter of fact I don't even think you are uppity.

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Since my daughter moved out I don't do a lot of decorating. It literally takes me 90 seconds to set up, but even nicer it takes 90 seconds to tear it down.

1.) walk to hall closet

2.) get stuffed cloth Christmas tree (with lights attached) off the top shelf.

3.) remove tree from protective cleaners bag.

4.) hang on curtain rod in window in kitchen breakfast nook with pre-existing, attached twine and hook.

5.) plug in lights and illuminate my house and surrounding neighborhood.

Life is good

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Since my daughter moved out I don't do a lot of decorating. It literally takes me 90 seconds to set up, but even nicer it takes 90 seconds to tear it down.

1.) walk to hall closet

2.) get stuffed cloth Christmas tree (with lights attached) off the top shelf.

3.) remove tree from protective cleaners bag.

4.) hang on curtain rod in window in kitchen breakfast nook with pre-existing, attached twine and hook.

5.) plug in lights and illuminate my house and surrounding neighborhood.

Life is good

I hear you it is a pain. that being said, I got all 4 zones working. Didn't go crazy with the lights but it does put on a light show with music. Pretty cool...

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we are putting tree up today. got the cookie mix ready to bake cookies. got the hot chocolate mix with mashmallows. got the music ready. got a sweet 8 footer yesterday, balsam beauty

got some wood for the fire, picked up some lights for all the windows

should be a norman rockwell day

until I go up to the attic and realize I was REALLY lazy in how I put the lights awat last year and and there are more broken ornaments than ever, my 10 year old daughter starts rolling her eyes at me, and the 5 year old boy takes a light saber to the tree

then it will be

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I hear you it is a pain. that being said, I got all 4 zones working. Didn't go crazy with the lights but it does put on a light show with music. Pretty cool...

put on youtube....

i'm adding to collection every year.. freaken hate putting this crap up but kids like it..

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