Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Another Jets fan asked me to start a thread about this in another thread where I was dropping mad knowlidge about teh Jets. The playoffs. The rain and teh awesome! Vernon Gholston's obligatory stats that back up the argument I am about to have with myself: Career Stats more Season Team Tackles Interceptions Fumbles G GS Comb Total Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int Yds Avg Lng TDs FF 2010 New York Jets 12 1 6 4 2 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2009 New York Jets 14 3 17 12 5 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2008 New York Jets 15 0 13 5 8 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 I miss Princess Diana. Calvin Pace, even though he has been hurt, seems to not be very good this year in 2010. I think that he must still be hurt. I mean, he said he was still hurt, but I figured since that was questionable, he must be hurt still, cause you never can tell about injuries and kettle chips are so much better than normal chips. Except in the case of Wavy Lays, those sh*t rocks. So given Calvin Pace's lack fo productivity do you think he'll be a Jet again in 2011? If so, you should vote in my poll about our running game. Speaking of our running game: Check out this stats! 2010 New York Jets 12 2 153 639 4.2 23T 1 10 72 7.2 12 0 3 2 2009 New York Jets 14 0 108 540 5.0 33T 2 0 0 -- -- 0 3 3 This proves that the Jets are a top 3 running team, even thought they only run the ball on 1st and 10 and run directly at vince wilfork over and over, no matter who they are playing. Schotty is a genius. That is why next year the running game will jummp up from the top 3 10 more spots. We wil have the most dominant running attack you have ever seen. LT will get 100 catches and Joe McKnight will dominate between the tackles, Shonne Greene will be a good special teamer and keep and eye on Danny Woodhead, he's that small little white guy - but he can ball. Trust me on this. Any how. Our defense needs more Calvin Paces - possible we can clone him? I hope so. Rex's defensive philosophy is KILL - keep it long and lean, which is why he likes the lanky hybrid 3-4 DE's to play on his defense. I think we should target a DE in the draft. One that can help us in coverage and pass rush, simultaneously. I hope that Rex can find the right WR to convert to this position. Anyway that would be sweet. So Calving Pace - what do you guys think? Can he learn from Gholston and get any better? thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 thoughts? Drugs are good and when you do them people think you are cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 10, 2010 Author Share Posted December 10, 2010 Drugs are good and when you do them people think you are cool. Its been a while since this type of post has been seen round here... maybe I should have ended it like this: /DWC'ed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Drugs are good and when you do them people think you are cool. Calvin Pace = The New Chad Pennington (proof above) Stop making excuses for this pos. He sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Laughed for about twenty minutes straight reading this over and over. Classic, classic post, my man. Lol!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 Laughed for about twenty minutes straight reading this over and over. Classic, classic post, my man. Lol!!!! Thank you. Unfortunately, this isn't even my best work... the satirical dwc stuff I did @ JI that ultimately got me banned for being in a "clique" and being "juvenile" was my true piece de resistance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 too long didn't read op has only earned 15 seconds of attention max per post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 too long didn't read op has only earned 15 seconds of attention max per post What you did there. I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Thank you. Unfortunately, this isn't even my best work... the satirical dwc stuff I did @ JI that ultimately got me banned for being in a "clique" and being "juvenile" was my true piece de resistance. Is that what the arm you just used to pat your back looks like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Another Jets fan asked me to start a thread about this in another thread where I was dropping mad knowlidge about teh Jets. The playoffs. The rain and teh awesome! Vernon Gholston's obligatory stats that back up the argument I am about to have with myself: Career Stats more Season Team Tackles Interceptions Fumbles G GS Comb Total Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int Yds Avg Lng TDs FF 2010 New York Jets 12 1 6 4 2 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2009 New York Jets 14 3 17 12 5 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2008 New York Jets 15 0 13 5 8 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 Numbers all over the place, nothing lined up. God Damn. I have no clue what you were trying to do. I guess this means Gholston is really good? I miss Princess Diana. She was a whore. Calvin Pace, even though he has been hurt, seems to not be very good this year in 2010. I think that he must still be hurt. I mean, he said he was still hurt, but I figured since that was questionable, he must be hurt still, cause you never can tell about injuries and kettle chips are so much better than normal chips. Except in the case of Wavy Lays, those sh*t rocks. So given Calvin Pace's lack fo productivity do you think he'll be a Jet again in 2011? If so, you should vote in my poll about our running game. Pace sucks. Our D sucks. Kettle chips are a ripoff. Too expensive. Ways Lays are ok. I put all my money on Cape Cod Potato Chips. Kettle cooked like your favorite Kettle Chips, but cheaper price, no ridiculous flavors, and no pretentious names for their product. For a regular potato chip, I have to go with a local variety- Wachusett Potato Chips. Locally made, good potato taste, and great value. Speaking of our running game: Check out this stats! 2010 New York Jets 12 2 153 639 4.2 23T 1 10 72 7.2 12 0 3 2 2009 New York Jets 14 0 108 540 5.0 33T 2 0 0 -- -- 0 3 3 This proves that the Jets are a top 3 running team, even thought they only run the ball on 1st and 10 and run directly at vince wilfork over and over, no matter who they are playing. Schotty is a genius. That is why next year the running game will jummp up from the top 3 10 more spots. We wil have the most dominant running attack you have ever seen. LT will get 100 catches and Joe McKnight will dominate between the tackles, Shonne Greene will be a good special teamer and keep and eye on Danny Woodhead, he's that small little white guy - but he can ball. Trust me on this. NUMBERS! LOTS O' NUMBERS! Here's some numbers for ya! 1. With no description of what the numbers mean. So, therefore I have to disagree. That doesnt prove anything other than you should post while high or drunk, unless you're bashing a mod or JIF. 2. Schotty is a genius? Well, I wouldnt go that far. But he gets too much blame for what the players dont execute. Personally I dont like him and would rather see him gone, but the problems we have on offense arent just his fault. That belongs to Taco Sanchez and his mediocre RB's. 3. Next year? Next year? Whoa! Slow down there bucko! Lets worry about finishing THIS YEAR WHERE WE ARE 9-3 AND HEADED FOR THE PLAYOFFS! 4. LT is old and he sucks. 5. Joe McKnight dominates nothing. 6. Woodhead is good. For the Pats. Woodhead would have never been anything if he stayed here. Any how. Our defense needs more Calvin Paces - possible we can clone him? I hope so. There are too many ethical questions surrounding cloning, especially doing it just because he's an athlete. Lets cure disease first, and worry about cloning athletes later. Rex's defensive philosophy is KILL - keep it long and lean, which is why he likes the lanky hybrid 3-4 DE's to play on his defense. I think we should target a DE in the draft. One that can help us in coverage and pass rush, simultaneously. I hope that Rex can find the right WR to convert to this position. Anyway that would be sweet. DRAFT? F#CK THE DRAFT! SELL OUR SOULS TO WIN A SUPERBOWL THIS F#CKING YEAR! And WR"s dont make good hybrids. Like Chevrolet. So Calving Pace - what do you guys think? Can he learn from Gholston and get any better? thoughts? Calvin Pace is who we thought he is. Gholston is who we thought he was. Thoughts? I should have drank more last night and stayed in bed until noon today. And you should stop posting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 pace has a large face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 pace has a large face yes. and some big-a$$ lips. even Mick Jagger be like: "That mutherfu**er got some big-a$$ lips!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 Is that what the arm you just used to pat your back looks like? Whats the matter one trick pony? Disappointed I didn't mention Schotty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 pace has a large face Indeed. The NFL needs to start getting their helmets in "tall" sizes, because his helmet only covers his head down to his upper lip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Calvin Pace = The New Chad Pennington (proof above) Stop making excuses for this pos. He sucks. Not possible. This is the first thread about his sucktitude. too long didn't read op has only earned 15 seconds of attention max per post Damn, I'm slipping. Didnt even seize the opportunity to use my favorite material. 1. With no description of what the numbers mean. So, therefore I have to disagree. That doesnt prove anything other than you should post while high or drunk, unless you're bashing a mod or JIF. Did we just become best friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Bit Special Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Did we just become best friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 That's 15 yards of horse collar you ******* a$$hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Another Jets fan asked me to start a thread about this in another thread where I was dropping mad knowlidge about teh Jets. The playoffs. The rain and teh awesome! Vernon Gholston's obligatory stats that back up the argument I am about to have with myself: Career Stats more Season Team Tackles Interceptions Fumbles G GS Comb Total Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int Yds Avg Lng TDs FF 2010 New York Jets 12 1 6 4 2 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2009 New York Jets 14 3 17 12 5 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2008 New York Jets 15 0 13 5 8 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 I miss Princess Diana. Calvin Pace, even though he has been hurt, seems to not be very good this year in 2010. I think that he must still be hurt. I mean, he said he was still hurt, but I figured since that was questionable, he must be hurt still, cause you never can tell about injuries and kettle chips are so much better than normal chips. Except in the case of Wavy Lays, those sh*t rocks. So given Calvin Pace's lack fo productivity do you think he'll be a Jet again in 2011? If so, you should vote in my poll about our running game. Speaking of our running game: Check out this stats! 2010 New York Jets 12 2 153 639 4.2 23T 1 10 72 7.2 12 0 3 2 2009 New York Jets 14 0 108 540 5.0 33T 2 0 0 -- -- 0 3 3 This proves that the Jets are a top 3 running team, even thought they only run the ball on 1st and 10 and run directly at vince wilfork over and over, no matter who they are playing. Schotty is a genius. That is why next year the running game will jummp up from the top 3 10 more spots. We wil have the most dominant running attack you have ever seen. LT will get 100 catches and Joe McKnight will dominate between the tackles, Shonne Greene will be a good special teamer and keep and eye on Danny Woodhead, he's that small little white guy - but he can ball. Trust me on this. Any how. Our defense needs more Calvin Paces - possible we can clone him? I hope so. Rex's defensive philosophy is KILL - keep it long and lean, which is why he likes the lanky hybrid 3-4 DE's to play on his defense. I think we should target a DE in the draft. One that can help us in coverage and pass rush, simultaneously. I hope that Rex can find the right WR to convert to this position. Anyway that would be sweet. So Calving Pace - what do you guys think? Can he learn from Gholston and get any better? thoughts? A scattershot post but with some very valid points. Not winning a damn thing for 40 years while your 2 main rivals (Pats, Jints) do win every few years wil do that to you. No matter-highlighted portion makes me mentally deranged.When the jets run wide like on Monday, they gain big yards. LT is not a run-you-over Brandon Jacobs/John Riggins type to begin with. Green also is better in space. No matter-the offense on 1st down ALWAYS runs right up a guard or Mangold's behind. Apparently running outside the tackles and throwing on 1st down are evil or illegal or both. And against the Pats running straight at Wilfork is imbecility, going left and right will wear him out. And predicability is why decent defenses like the Ravens, Packers and Pats shut down Schotty's predictable nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 Did we just become best friends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Whats the matter one trick pony? Disappointed I didn't mention Schotty? Yeah that's it. Any back pain today? Seems like you've been patting yourself pretty hard. Or do you feel comfortable patting yourself on the back because you can get the kinks out with one of these: Note: ^^ Actually an amazing product. Also, Calvin Pace is not to blame for his play this year. He's obviously not being put into a position to succeed. Kettle boiled chips are delish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 11, 2010 Author Share Posted December 11, 2010 Yeah that's it. Any back pain today? Seems like you've been patting yourself pretty hard. Or do you feel comfortable patting yourself on the back because you can get the kinks out with one of these: Note: ^^ Actually an amazing product. Also, Calvin Pace is not to blame for his play this year. He's obviously not being put into a position to succeed. Kettle boiled chips are delish. 3 things are wrong with your response: 1. Back patting jokes aren't funny when used minimally, here you have now made the same joke twice... thereby ensuring you are definitely not going to be mistaken for funny. 2. You half defend Calvin Pace, which means you half took this thread serious. 3. You said "delish" Rachel Ray. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 You two are worse than Chan and JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Since becoming a Jet, 0 INTs, 0 receptions, 0 rushing yards, 0 completion %, 0 TDs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Another Jets fan asked me to start a thread about this in another thread where I was dropping mad knowlidge about teh Jets. The playoffs. The rain and teh awesome! Vernon Gholston's obligatory stats that back up the argument I am about to have with myself: Career Stats more Season Team Tackles Interceptions Fumbles G GS Comb Total Ast Sck SFTY PDef Int Yds Avg Lng TDs FF 2010 New York Jets 12 1 6 4 2 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2009 New York Jets 14 3 17 12 5 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 2008 New York Jets 15 0 13 5 8 0.0 -- 0 -- -- 0.0 -- -- 0 I miss Princess Diana. Calvin Pace, even though he has been hurt, seems to not be very good this year in 2010. I think that he must still be hurt. I mean, he said he was still hurt, but I figured since that was questionable, he must be hurt still, cause you never can tell about injuries and kettle chips are so much better than normal chips. Except in the case of Wavy Lays, those sh*t rocks. So given Calvin Pace's lack fo productivity do you think he'll be a Jet again in 2011? If so, you should vote in my poll about our running game. Speaking of our running game: Check out this stats! 2010 New York Jets 12 2 153 639 4.2 23T 1 10 72 7.2 12 0 3 2 2009 New York Jets 14 0 108 540 5.0 33T 2 0 0 -- -- 0 3 3 This proves that the Jets are a top 3 running team, even thought they only run the ball on 1st and 10 and run directly at vince wilfork over and over, no matter who they are playing. Schotty is a genius. That is why next year the running game will jummp up from the top 3 10 more spots. We wil have the most dominant running attack you have ever seen. LT will get 100 catches and Joe McKnight will dominate between the tackles, Shonne Greene will be a good special teamer and keep and eye on Danny Woodhead, he's that small little white guy - but he can ball. Trust me on this. Any how. Our defense needs more Calvin Paces - possible we can clone him? I hope so. Rex's defensive philosophy is KILL - keep it long and lean, which is why he likes the lanky hybrid 3-4 DE's to play on his defense. I think we should target a DE in the draft. One that can help us in coverage and pass rush, simultaneously. I hope that Rex can find the right WR to convert to this position. Anyway that would be sweet. So Calving Pace - what do you guys think? Can he learn from Gholston and get any better? thoughts? I would stab Calvin Pace in the Neck for some Kettle chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 You two are worse than Chan and JiF. Did you just compare me to cat butt, monkey brains, and gaynoodlenerd all at once? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 Did you just compare me to cat butt, monkey brains, and gaynoodlenerd all at once? yes him did.. and not favorably, you even received second billing on the insult "Chan and Jif" loser.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 yes him did.. and not favorably, you even received second billing on the insult "Chan and Jif" loser.. I'm hurt. Need muffin top to intervene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 I'm hurt. Need muffin top to intervene. that fat gunt ain't gunna do sh*te Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted December 12, 2010 Share Posted December 12, 2010 3 things are wrong with your response: 1. Back patting jokes aren't funny when used minimally, here you have now made the same joke twice... thereby ensuring you are definitely not going to be mistaken for funny. 2. You half defend Calvin Pace, which means you half took this thread serious. 3. You said "delish" Rachel Ray. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted December 12, 2010 Author Share Posted December 12, 2010 yes him did.. and not favorably, you even received second billing on the insult "Chan and Jif" loser.. If Zaius = Chan, then Gato = Jif. Poor Jif... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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