dbatesman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0 http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos?skyline=true&s=i There's a celebrity in the foot-fetish world who posts videos with titles like "Hot Mature Sexy Feet." The videos feature a woman who looks like Jets coach Rex Ryan's wife, Michelle — and, in one, a man offscreen who sounds like Rex. A few years back, YouTube user "ihaveprettyfeet" — who shares a number of personal characteristics with Michelle, though we'll get to that later — made a series of videos, apparently starring herself. In them, her feet, whether in stockings or shoes or simply bare, are always prominently displayed. An attractive older blonde, "ihaveprettyfeet" became hugely popular, to the point that when YouTube banned her account for terms of service violations, devotees took to message boards to wonder where she'd gone. Her videos have been reposted by others on YouTube, and with so many followers, it was only a matter of time before one of them happened to be both a Jets fan and a Deadspin reader, too. We received a tip from one such person that "ihaveprettyfeet" was the spitting image of Michelle Ryan, wife of maybe the most popular coach in the NFL. "At least a twin sister," the tipster said. Michelle Ryan doesn't have a twin sister, but judge for yourself. We were told by one source that if this is Michelle Ryan, there's no way Rex knows about it. But listen closely to the voice of the cameraman. Multiple viewers, including a YouTube commenter, have observed that it sounds an awful lot like Rex. Now, we're not into feet or anything, but if that is indeed Michelle, and that is indeed Rex, well, more power to the both of them. Like many, many people out there, Rex is just in love with his wife's feet. sh*t, it's almost romantic. But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found "ihaveprettyfeet"'s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; "ihaveprettyfeet" has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker. Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was "a foot [shorter]" than her 6'4" husband; "ihaveprettyfeet" lists herself as 5'2". To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City "ihaveprettyfeet" listed on this swingers site. It's a couple's profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds. We know that Michelle Ryan's far from shy, modeling for an NFL fashion lined aimed at women. We know "ihaveprettyfeet" is anything but shy. Still, her online activity petered out in mid-2009, around the time that Rex was entering the New York media spotlight. An attempt to lay low would explain her abrupt disappearance, as well as the two-year age discrepancy on her dating profile. A lot of you will judge the Ryans over this. Please don't. Lots of Americans have bizarre tastes. Just think: There are people out there who'll cheer for the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JiFtheOracle Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0 http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos?skyline=true&s=i WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 May be the Ryan family as good corporate synergists are trying to sell Johnson&Johnson footcare products. Being a Jets fan is like having a front row seat to a freak show daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jbro22 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I think this is pretty awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Jen Sterger gate part toe! The case of the tiny feet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 A lot of you will judge the Ryans over this. Please don't. Lots of Americans have bizarre tastes. Just think: There are people out there who'll cheer for the Jets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds. don't let the facts get in the way of a good smear article what a cros of sh*t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Never understood foot guys. Grossest body part by far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5'10, 180 pounds. don't let the facts get in the way of a good smear article what a cros of sh*t Larz, you misread the article. It said that the "other" person with the same username as the person who is supposedly Rex's wife lists her husband as 5'10 and 180 lbs. So they are excluded that person from being Rex's wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Swingers site? Oh man that would be so weird running into Rex at a meeting. (Do they call them meetings? lol). At any rate I hope I do so someone there is fatter than I am. Oh and Rex is crazy. That sounds a lot like him. Not sure what his wife looks like. But a foot fetish Rex. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Never understood foot guys. Grossest body part by far. Feet are like teeth. A good set won't fix fug but a bad set can ruin everything else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Swingers site? Oh man that would be so weird running into Rex at a meeting. (Do they call them meetings? lol). At any rate I hope I do so someone there is fatter than I am. Oh and Rex is crazy. That sounds a lot like him. Not sure what his wife looks like. But a foot fetish Rex. Really? When was that video made of the supposed Rexs wife? The truck he drives has similiar green pinstriping. Just saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Never understood foot guys. Grossest body part by far. Castration Anxiety -> Symbolic Penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Feet are like teeth. A good set won't fix fug but a bad set can ruin everything else. This is true. The toenail graze by a chick with bad feet is far more horrifying than one who had her toes did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Castration Anxiety -> Symbolic Penis. Correct me if I'm off on the interpretation, but does this mean that SAR was posting pictures of his penis for that entire time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Correct me if I'm off on the interpretation, but does this mean that SAR was posting pictures of his penis for that entire time? Not his. A woman's 'penis'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Not his. A woman's 'penis'. Oh god, that just makes it so much worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Larz, you misread the article. It said that the "other" person with the same username as the person who is supposedly Rex's wife lists her husband as 5'10 and 180 lbs. So they are excluded that person from being Rex's wife. hey, how many f ing "ihaveprettyfeet"s can there be ? sheessh hard to keep track of them and after listening to the video, yeah it sure sounds like rex lol feet ewww Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmikeisback Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Oh man she's gotta be mortified haha. Also at least he's getting kinky with HIS WIFE and isn't a homewrecking piece of crap like another coach with no soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Oh god, that just makes it so much worse. It gets worse, but I'm not posting it in JetNation.com > Football > New York Jets Message Board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmikeisback Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 This is on the front page of the daily news? what a joke! our culture really sucks. THIS IS NOT NEWS. It's not illegal and there is no reason for it to be public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraVerde Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I love this coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetNation Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 As this season progresses I am beginning to miss when rival fans taunted me with the, “same old Jets” line. Historically the Jets play on the football field gave others enough ammunition. The times, they are a changing. The New York Jets look to be headed to the playoffs for the second year under Rex Ryan. The results on the field have been good. So what is wrong? As the Sal Alosi tripping scandal starts to quiet down, a new distraction is set to replace it. Deadspin has a story on a possible Rex Ryan foot fetish video (embedded below and it is safe for work). Is this the end of the world? No. It is probably less disturbing than thinking of what Rex Ryan had for lunch yesterday. Some of the other points from the Deadspin article could prove to be a distraction that the Jets don’t need as they wind down the season. But the connections only begin with surface resemblances. We found “ihaveprettyfeet”‘s personal profile on a foot fetishist dating site. She lists her location as Ellicott City, Md. When Rex Ryan was an assistant coach with the Ravens, his profile on the official team city had him living with his family in Ellicott City, Md. Michelle Ryan was born in August 1963, a Virgo. “ihaveprettyfeet” lists herself as a Virgo. Michelle Ryan taught high school English before retiring to raise her kids; “ihaveprettyfeet” has a graduate degree, is married with kids, and lists herself as a homemaker. Michelle Ryan once said that, in heels, she was “a foot [shorter]” than her 6’4″ husband; “ihaveprettyfeet” lists herself as 5’2″. To be sure, there is also an Ellicott City “ihaveprettyfeet” listed on this swingers site. It’s a couple’s profile. The husband checks in at a very un-Rexlike 5’10, 180 pounds. In a way it does make sense that Rex Ryan would worship feet. It has been so long since he has seen his own… Here is the discussion thread from our New York Jets forum. View the full article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 This is on the front page of the daily news? what a joke! our culture really sucks. THIS IS NOT NEWS. It's not illegal and there is no reason for it to be public. No reason for it to be public? Rex and his wife took this video and obviously sent it somewhere. If they didn't want it to be public, it wouldn't be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmikeisback Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 No reason for it to be public? Rex and his wife took this video and obviously sent it somewhere. If they didn't want it to be public, it wouldn't be. I highly doubt that they intended for this to be made public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbatesman Posted December 22, 2010 Author Share Posted December 22, 2010 Castration Anxiety -> Symbolic Penis. Admit it. You only went to grad school so you could use the phrase "Symbolic Penis" on JN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gastineau Lives Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvLy1gh45F0 http://deadspin.com/5715741/this-may-or-may-not-be-rex-ryans-wife-making-foot+fetish-videos?skyline=true&s=i Okay, this is definitely them. Amazing. I feel like I'm in an alternate universe. This coach just might be my favorite sports personality of all time. I don't know if I should be asking, "Can this get any worse?" or "Can this get any better?" lol What's next? Gang bangs with the offensive line? What a circus. I usually think the Super Bowl pre-game is way too long, but if we make it, I just don't think there will be enough time to cover everything from Revis' holdout to Braylon's drunk driving to Cromartie's kids to Sal Alosi to this. One day there's going to be a made-for-ESPN movie about this team. Book it. By the way, does anyone else find Rex's wife incredibly hot? DLJ? What's your call? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I highly doubt that they intended for this to be made public. From what Deadspin has it looks like they posted on public forums. They recorded that video themselves. If they didn't want it to be public it wouldn't be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StraightCash Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Rex is the man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodWearsAGrayHoodie Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 This is on the front page of the daily news? what a joke! our culture really sucks. THIS IS NOT NEWS. It's not illegal and there is no reason for it to be public. I see this like the Brandon Spikes chatroulette video. Its tabloid news. Good for a laugh at their expense. But in the end no big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 What The **** ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jet27 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Well being a Jets fan all my life I can honestly say I think I have seen everything now with this team. Part of me wants to say WTF, but the other part of me says, I am not going to judge the guy and hope we keep on winning. I dont think its that big a deal....But you got to start wondering about WTF is going on here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crashingjet Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Holy sh*t! That's really them! Speechless. without speech. I have nothing except, this is hilarious. Fat a$$ Rex is a swingingdick! And he and his wife role play.. On camera! I've got the title... Foot fetish freaks flying flabbily in Jetland!! Oh yeah, The Sanchize and the Ryan's have, without a doubt, licked each others toes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 Well KSK has their material for this week's Rex Ryan. Without a doubt this is turning into one of the most bizzaro seasons in franchise history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted December 22, 2010 Share Posted December 22, 2010 I've always wondered what it would be like to have a coach like Jerry Glanville in charge of my team. Win and you're a character, lose and you're an instant buffoon. Keep winning, Rex. Forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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