Not to sound gay, but there has been some awesome posting going on around here lately

[ZachEY]

Thanks Shane. This has dissertation written all over it.

[Vicious89x]

I'm here to plow some butthole

[rowonejetfan]

I just want to say that this place hasn't been this funny or informative in a very long time, it seems. The threads and the posts have been great (on average) for awhile now, which is cool because I had most of you pegged for dicks. In all seriousness, this has been a pretty solid stretch here. Kudos to a great group of fans.

That is the nicest thing a gay man has said to me in a long while.

[rowonejetfan]

BTW is your favorite football player Dick Butkus or Bob Greesey?

[JiFtheOracle]

So on the Gay Threat Meter where are we at? Level Andy Dick? Tom Cruise? Richard Simmons? Or....gasp....Mark Sanchez?

CTM <3's Richard Simmons. So I'd say his presence took it there.

juf does know teh gay....

he sees one in the mirror every morning

Weak, just like stealing my lines.

I'd also like to use this thread to out gays.

GAY

Troy Aikman

Bobby Flay

Carl Banks

JiF

Pat Sajak

Kanye West

Rue McClanahan

Are you outing us or are we outing ourselves? Either way, I'm flattered.

[JiFtheOracle]

I posted this in my Josh Freeman thread, but since Tom is in the bizness of gay...I figured I'd post it here too.

1:15.

[Aten]

[T0mShane]

I will not be intimidated by your gay love bashing!!! Just accept my sweet tenderness and soft caresses and let it be.

[Vicious89x]

I will not be intimidated by your gay love bashing!!! Just accept my sweet tenderness and soft caresses and let it be.

But I like it rough.

[JiFtheOracle]

"Sun's out, gun's out...ya know?" giggle giggle. "just getting a little tan." "Showing off...ooohuhhh (/flex a little)...this toned body, ya know?" giggle giggle

[JetsFanInDenver]

I just want to say that this place hasn't been this funny or informative in a very long time, it seems. The threads and the posts have been great (on average) for awhile now, which is cool because I had most of you pegged for dicks. In all seriousness, this has been a pretty solid stretch here. Kudos to a great group of fans.

Fortunately, I was not posting actively past month and a half. So not surprised the level went up!

Unfortunately, I am back!

[THE ILK]

This is the most gay t0m has ever sounded.

To me anyway.

[Integrity28]

Hmm... good thread... for me to gay poop on.

[Bugg]

The gay is strong in this thread.

[T0mShane]

Thanks Shane. This has dissertation written all over it.

For the record, I blame my mother.

[T0mShane]

This is the most gay t0m has ever sounded.

To me anyway.

You've never heard my karaoke version of Barbra's "Evergreen." It's a tear-jerker.

[Integrity28]

The gay is strong in this thread.

You do realize you have the most posts in the thread...

[Larz]

bring back TX !

[T0mShane]

I posted this in my Josh Freeman thread, but since Tom is in the bizness of gay...I figured I'd post it here too.

1:15.

My apologies, bro. That's the gayest sh*t I've ever seen. "Sun's out, guns out?" That made me clench my buttcheeks.

[T0mShane]

You do realize you have the most posts in the thread...

+1. Complete fruit.

[JiFtheOracle]

You do realize you have the most posts in the thread...

I like Tom...a lot. Could you imagine if this was Crushers thread?

My apologies, bro. That's the gayest sh*t I've ever seen. "Sun's out, guns out?" That made me clench my buttcheeks.

That interview right there was the icing on the "do not draft Mark Sanchez" stance I took that offseason.

+1. Complete fruit.

<3 the letters you type.

[Gainzo]

Ever seen JIF's sig? That is the ghey.

[Maxman]

You've never heard my karaoke version of Barbra's "Evergreen." It's a tear-jerker.

This one gets me every time you sing it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-KPGh3wysw

[JiFtheOracle]

Ever seen JIF's sig? That is the ghey.

You're a Pats fan, you hold the gay pride flag while leading the parade.

[rowonejetfan]

Hard to tell if you sound gay while your face is buried in your pillow.

[rowonejetfan]

http://plixi.com/p/52493495

[JOJOTOWNSELL]

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

EY said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

BP said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

Tom Shane said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my a$$ up just one more time."

[T0mShane]

Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes.

EY said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky."

BP said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."

Tom Shane said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my a$$ up just one more time."

LOL! Sick bastage!

[T0mShane]

You're a Pats fan, you hold the gay pride flag while leading the parade.

"Show off this toned body."

[dbatesman]

Not to sound gay, but man oh man do I love penis.

[JiFtheOracle]

"Show off this toned body."

We both have gay QBs. Too bad theres is really really really good.

Not to sound gay, but man oh man do I love penis.

I lol'd.

[rowonejetfan]

This thread is so gay that most people on it after sex gets rid of the condom by farting