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GOOD GOD STOP WITH THE HYUNDAI CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS


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Not as bad as .... holiday, oh holiday, best one of the year

Whatever that commercial is. I hate it.

The one you're talking about, well, at least it has a hot chick!

I wonder if Vampire Weekend realized how people would hate them due to a commercial when they signed that deal, lol.

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I just recently noticed that there are 4 industries that have commercials.

Beer, Insurance, cars and drugs.

Other industries get a commercial in once every 2 days.

Makes sense. People need a lot of insurance to cover DUI's and after totaling their brand new BMW's. Not to mention the depression medication you need when you get out of jail and no longer have friends. Wait where am I?

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Some of the car commercials are just so stupid it's hilarious. The Lexus "savings" commercials are particularly stupid. How is buying an overpriced vehicle smart? Smart people buy solid used cars usually if they want maximum value for their purchase.

At least the gingerbread house is a piece of art and the chestnut machine has utility. They also I'm sure cost less than a Lexus, especially in ongoing costs.

Every car commercial also has somebody speeding. As if you can do that in real life.

All the beer commercials generally have very fit, super attractive people just dancing around because somebody broke out the low quality garbage beer that nobody with self respect drinks. Michelob Ultra is just the most hilarious: "drink our beer and you'll be a young, hip, successful active person!!"

I think we should let hard liquor and cigarettes advertise again on television. There is no way cheap beer is really safer.

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I just recently noticed that there are 4 industries that have commercials.

Beer, Insurance, cars and drugs.

Other industries get a commercial in once every 2 days.

Now I don't know what you do for your five-percent, but this man, my husband has a whole plan, an image... we majored in marketing, Jerry, and when you put him in a Waterbed Warehouse commercial, excuse me, you are making him common. He is pure gold and you're giving him "Waterbed Warehouse" when he deserves the big four -- shoe, car, clothing-line, soft-drink. The four jewels of the celebrity endorsement dollar.~

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Some of the car commercials are just so stupid it's hilarious. The Lexus "savings" commercials are particularly stupid. How is buying an overpriced vehicle smart? Smart people buy solid used cars usually if they want maximum value for their purchase.

At least the gingerbread house is a piece of art and the chestnut machine has utility. They also I'm sure cost less than a Lexus, especially in ongoing costs.

Every car commercial also has somebody speeding. As if you can do that in real life.

All the beer commercials generally have very fit, super attractive people just dancing around because somebody broke out the low quality garbage beer that nobody with self respect drinks. Michelob Ultra is just the most hilarious: "drink our beer and you'll be a young, hip, successful active person!!"

I think we should let hard liquor and cigarettes advertise again on television. There is no way cheap beer is really safer.

There is never anyone on the road in a car commercial. And most of the roads look like the Northway part of the NY Thruway on a Tuesday morning in February.Or an SUV in the Rockies. I drive a Jeep, but the chances of me or anyone driving an SUV going offroad spare an odd trip to the beach are slim and none.

When I think of beer, I immediately think of healthy young triatletes jogging through some hip urban Metropolis from their great jobs to some party with Lance Armstrong. None of that puking on a bathroom floor, passing out in a dorm bathtub, or making out with a fattie, and no one breaking a bottle over another guy's head in a parking lot brawl. Those longnecks have great torque as they rotate through the intended victim's cranium.

Why only cigs and booze; advertise abortion clinics, lets' see how they sell that. After all, Viagra and Cialis somehow morphed into waterfalls and bathtubs. And thanks for teaching my son, then 5, the words to "Viva Las Vegas" as "Viva Viagra".

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There is never anyone on the road in a car commercial. And most of the roads look like the Northway part of the NY Thruway on a Tuesday morning in February.Or an SUV in the Rockies. I drive a Jeep, but the chances of me or anyone driving an SUV going offroad spare an odd trip to the beach are slim and none.

When I think of beer, I immediately think of healthy young triatletes jogging through some hip urban Metropolis from their great jobs to some party with Lance Armstrong. None of that puking on a bathroom floor, passing out in a dorm bathtub, or making out with a fattie, and no one breaking a bottle over another guy's head in a parking lot brawl. Those longnecks have great torque as they rotate through the intended victim's cranium.

Why only cigs and booze; advertise abortion clinics, lets' see how they sell that. After all, Viagra and Cialis somehow morphed into waterfalls and bathtubs. And thanks for teaching my son, then 5, the words to "Viva Las Vegas" as "Viva Viagra".

Yes, nothing cooler than watching TV with your young child and them asking you what Erectile dysfunction is. Ended up naming our new fish E.D. Don't ask.

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I just recently noticed that there are 4 industries that have commercials.

Beer, Insurance, cars and drugs.

Other industries get a commercial in once every 2 days.

Well that's the big illusion---

You think you are watching a football game but in reality you want to buy a car, drugs, beer and insurance--- you just didn't know it when you woke up that morning.

It's kind of like the white zebra with the black stripes thingy going on.

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The one I hate is for Sprint.

The dork is in front of his neighbor's house texting to his confused neighbor how much an eye-sore his decorations are -- Ho, Ho, Horrendous!

Just a mean ad; I can't stand it; Sprint is nuts if they think this will get them customers.

I was wondering about that, LSL. I live here in Northern California; those "tech geek/a-holes" are everywhere. There must be one of those geeks in every office in america. I guess Sprint knows we love to hate them.

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I just recently noticed that there are 4 industries that have commercials.

Beer, Insurance, cars and drugs.

Other industries get a commercial in once every 2 days.

Don't forget boner pills. There are so many Viagara/Cialis commercials during games, I wonder if I'm the only football fan who can still get it up.

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