BP Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Sex Toy Rigged With Bomb Is World's Worst Christmas Present Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minn. was arrested for allegedly giving his ex-girlfriend a sex toy for a Christmas present. Not just any sex toy, though! This one was rigged with a bomb. In a nutshell, Lester's alleged plan was to trick his ex into opening a box labeled "Christmas presents" that he'd left behind when he was evicted from their apartment. Inside the box was a sex toy that had "been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port." Lester apparently believed that he could pull some kind of "trigger" and by doing so "blow them up." Huh. Lester apparently had, in the words of WCCO, two other women "he had previously been involved with where the relationship ended poorly," and material for two other dildo-bombs. But what points his murder-revenge plot wins for originality, it loses for total incompetence. For one thing, his incendiary device was "missing a key starting element." For another thing, no ex-girlfriend in her right mind would accept a sex toy as a Christmas gift. (Also, Lester seems to have told a lot of people about his plan, which is understandable, given how visionary it was, but not a good idea if he wanted to get away with it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Dude's got a killer mullett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenranger Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Pffft. Like vaginas aren't deadly enough by themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 He looks like a nice guy. You just never know anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 He looks like a nice guy. You just never know anymore. Kinda looks like Mickey Rourke --- women like Mickey Rourke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I said I was sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 If i owned a dildo store no way I sell that guy a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Pffft. Like vaginas aren't deadly enough by themselves. Exactly. Wouldn't it just get caught in the teeth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 This explains a lot, I've seen a lot of pussies that looked like a bomb went off in them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Pffft. Like vaginas aren't deadly enough by themselves. YO DUDE! wtf??? wow... explain this to me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 This explains a lot, I've seen a lot of pussies that looked like a bomb went off in them. hmm ok.. yes I see that you guys are not used to having your posts read by females... wow you talk to your mom with that mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 YO DUDE! wtf??? wow... explain this to me??? I meant spiritually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Exactly. Wouldn't it just get caught in the teeth? well when females are born they extract all the jagged teeth out before sending us home with our parents.. kinda like circumcisions are done to males.. some do get by though so it might have gotten caught in her vag teeth if she was one of those few rare females bypassed by the procedure.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I meant spiritually. you let any females over hear you talk like that about their "girls" and all you will be getting from then on will only be in the spiritual sense.. mark my words on that too bud lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 you let any females over hear you talk like that about their "girls" and all you will be getting from then on will only be in the spiritual sense.. mark my words on that too bud lol My particular variety of seductive technique is 98.653% undeniable. You can't scare me with these types of threats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor99 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 you let any females over hear you talk like that about their "girls" and all you will be getting from then on will only be in the spiritual sense.. mark my words on that too bud lol Tom is like catnip. Women can't stay away from him, no matter what he says. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Tom is like catnip. Women can't stay away from him, no matter what he says. Thank you, Thor. It's a curse, really. God gave me mad game, but compensated by giving me a tiny penis. Great comedian, that God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 by the looks of the guy if he wanted to really hurt her he should have married her..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 well when females are born they extract all the jagged teeth out before sending us home with our parents.. kinda like circumcisions are done to males.. some do get by though so it might have gotten caught in her vag teeth if she was one of those few rare females bypassed by the procedure.. Ugh. I don't want to hear jokes about that one. Somehow I got the FGM "portfolio" at work. That sh*t can be pretty brutal. My particular variety of seductive technique is 98.653% undeniable. You can't scare me with these types of threats! Roofies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Roofies? Ok, 96.653% Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Ok, 96.653% Bastard. I was actually goin to say that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 My particular variety of seductive technique is 98.653% undeniable. You can't scare me with these types of threats! I bet I could withstand your technique easily without incident.. I have my own powers.. its all in the eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Tom doesn't really need advice about woman. He does need some help with a slip knot. The last two got away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Tom doesn't really need advice about woman. He does need some help with a slip knot. The last two got away. well thats why you need 4 shackles on each corner of the bed... no one will escape that.. slip knots.. ha.. childs play Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I bet I could withstand your technique easily without incident.. I have my own powers.. its all in the eyes... Tom doesn't really need advice about woman. He does need some help with a slip knot. The last two got away. Only partially true. I'm following their whereabouts vis a vis the GPS tracking beacons I tag behind their dorsal fins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Only partially true. I'm following their whereabouts vis a vis the GPS tracking beacons I tag behind their dorsal fins. oh that picture is FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 I wish I had thought of that when I still cared enough about my ex to hate her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 well thats why you need 4 shackles on each corner of the bed... no one will escape that.. slip knots.. ha.. childs play Your posts are starting to scare me, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 hmm ok.. yes I see that you guys are not used to having your posts read by females... wow you talk to your mom with that mouth? You should meet some of the women I hangout with. One of them has the word "C unt" tattoo on her ribs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 That wouldve been a BIG BANG of an orgasm. :rl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 well thats why you need 4 shackles on each corner of the bed... no one will escape that.. slip knots.. ha.. childs play What kinda sadistic sh*t? I feel bad for the ladies that actually lay down with you. I'll be damned if I let someone shackle me. A ball gag and gimp suit is where I draw the line! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Sex Toy Rigged With Bomb Is World's Worst Christmas Present Terry Allen Lester of Waseca, Minn. was arrested for allegedly giving his ex-girlfriend a sex toy for a Christmas present. Not just any sex toy, though! This one was rigged with a bomb. In a nutshell, Lester's alleged plan was to trick his ex into opening a box labeled "Christmas presents" that he'd left behind when he was evicted from their apartment. Inside the box was a sex toy that had "been modified with gun powder and buck shot, which were connected to a trigger inside the battery port." Lester apparently believed that he could pull some kind of "trigger" and by doing so "blow them up." Huh. Lester apparently had, in the words of WCCO, two other women "he had previously been involved with where the relationship ended poorly," and material for two other dildo-bombs. But what points his murder-revenge plot wins for originality, it loses for total incompetence. For one thing, his incendiary device was "missing a key starting element." For another thing, no ex-girlfriend in her right mind would accept a sex toy as a Christmas gift. (Also, Lester seems to have told a lot of people about his plan, which is understandable, given how visionary it was, but not a good idea if he wanted to get away with it.) awesome.. he should sell these online Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 hmm ok.. yes I see that you guys are not used to having your posts read by females... wow you talk to your mom with that mouth? They're used to it, they just don't give a sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 10, 2011 Share Posted January 10, 2011 Your posts are starting to scare me, lol. Does "scare" mean "turn me on"? You are SO transparent! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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