Dude Love Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Sat, Jan 8 - 4:54 AM GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use. The man has gone before a small-claims court, hoping for an award of $762 to recoup the cost of the device as well as moral and punitive damages. He told a newspaper in Granby, Que., that he was initially drawn to the X4 Extender Deluxe Edition by an advertisement that promised results within several months. The $262 device is sold by Montreal company HotGVibe. A Quebec judge is expected to hand down a decision in the next six weeks. The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other men might be warned. http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/1220767.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I didn't realize Max was from Quebec?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 The man must have had a rather small "claim". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 The man told the Quebec newspaper he wanted to speak out about what he called a scam so that other retarded men with tiny penises might be warned. http://thechronicleherald.ca/Canada/1220767.html Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Sat, Jan 8 - 4:54 AM GRANBY, Que. (CP) — A Quebec man is demanding compensation for a penis enlarger he claims never worked, despite 500 hours of use. yikes ! maybe after the first 25 hours yo uget the hint ? and does he have a log to document this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Fixed. You forgot to say thanks to him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dude Love Posted January 12, 2011 Author Share Posted January 12, 2011 I was thinking about buying one. But now? No way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I didn't realize Max was from Quebec?! LOL. I actually had the same lawsuit. Once I filed "Exhibit A" they said I was not eligible for "small" claims court. Whatever though I just moved on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 LOL. I actually had the same lawsuit. Once I filed "Exhibit A" they said I was not eligible for "small" claims court. Whatever though I just moved on. Yes, I know but there is no such thing as diminutive claims court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Men and their penis complexes I thought it was common knowledge that penis enlargers don't work. There really is nothing you can do about a small penis. Sucks for him, I hope he wins BIG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 After 500 hours isn't he legally married to the thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Men and their penis complexes I thought it was common knowledge that penis enlargers don't work. There really is nothing you can do about a small penis. Sucks for him, I hope he wins BIG! You could become a cunning linguist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Yes, I know but there is no such thing as diminutive claims court. Don't make me Lord Bryon you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Don't make me Lord Bryon you. ee cummings would be a bigger threat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 ee cummings would be a bigger threat. I wish I had thought of that line, good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verde Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I wish I had thought of that line, good one! The valium has worn off, I'm much sharper now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I may have a case here as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Oxoboxo Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 If I had filed this suit, it would have been in large claims court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ee cummings would be a bigger threat. hahah Good one!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 You could become a cunning linguist. my preferred choice of linguistics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 ee cummings would be a bigger threat. Max enjoys Longfellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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