Sharrow Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/01/21/man_bird_death/ A Bengali man has reportedly suffered a gruesome demise after he pushed his metal-enhanced cock that bit too far. Singrai Soren, a trainer of fighting roosters, was killed in Mohanpur in West Bengal after one of his birds apparently turned on him, the Daily Mail soberly relates. According to a friend, Soren forced the cockerel - whose legs were tooled up with razor blades - back into the ring to fight as it repeatedly tried to get away. "This upset it, and it attacked Soren," said the friend. The man's throat was slit in the struggle. The whereabouts of the killer cock are unknown, but it is thought that another trainer has bagged it. The bird had won four fights prior to its deadly attack. Police are looking for the black and red feathered beast. A lesson for all, we can surely agree, who are too pushy with birds. All further puns, moral outrage etc to the usual address. ® Sometimes you just push a cock too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Best. Thread title. Ever. Too bad the article didn't live up to expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Should have wrapped that rascal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowmoe57 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 That's right kids alway wear protection. Maybe if he didn't beat his cock so much it wouldn't have turned on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larz Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 you would think this goes without saying, but never wrap your cock in razorblades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Exactly why, no matter how many times my girlfriend urges me to try it, I am opposed to yoga. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 omfg... of course the brilliant title made me look in here.. what a dumbass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 If I had a dime for every time .... ah, nevermind, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HT2112 Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 If I had a dime for every time .... ah, nevermind, lol. LOL!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Exactly why, no matter how many times my girlfriend urges me to try it, I am opposed to yoga. Start slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rowonejetfan Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Beats being killed by a mangina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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