CTM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 O RLY?? I thought that was all on us. Wife comes from a a family of two girls........ Her mom has 2 isters and a brother. The acidic levels of the uhh, path to the eggs can make for a friendly on unfriendly place for male sperm.. Male sperm swim faster but are less durable, we're like the little jeeps with the machine gun on top. Women are the tanks, slow and hard to destroy.. So if the parts are more acidic, all of the male less durable ones die on the march to victory. If it is less acidic, our speed gets to the egg first.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 It is all on us. CTM is just telling himself that to make him feel better. There can't be any boys without the father's Y chromo. I look at my son every day and think, "I made you." You have a boy and thus had no need need to keep up on the matter. I was surrounded by a family full of women and decided to get to the bottom of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 The acidic levels of the uhh, path to the eggs can make for a friendly on unfriendly place for male sperm.. Male sperm swim faster but are less durable, we're like the little jeeps with the machine gun on top. Women are the tanks, slow and hard to destroy.. So if the parts are more acidic, all of the male less durable ones die on the march to victory. If it is less acidic, our speed gets to the egg first.. Hey, you have girlie sperm. It's okay. Nothing to be ashamed about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Opposite for me. I come from very large people and my ex comes from very tall people. My two younger kids are thin string bean tall kids and then their is Teh Baby Crusher. hahaha My child with my current wife looks exactly like her mom. Blonde hair blue eyes and thin. I have no ugly kids cause I only drop jizz in hotties. Oh don;t get me wrong, I use to pride myself in being able to get drunk enough to bang anything. I just took my jizz with me. LOL Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. FYI - girls don't marry white boys that have freestyle battles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. Listen to the Doc... You DON"T want kids. No way, no how. Wanna know why? Cause you's not done yet. Can;t have kids till your done, have kid before your done and you will **** up your life. They would be fine, cause your sweet Bup-z and would make an awesome Dad. but you would age 15 years quicker trying to do it. Trust the Doc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. honestly, it's tough to say as a parent.. but man, sometimes i think how much easier life would be if I didn't slip one past the goalie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 FYI - girls don't marry white boys that have freestyle battles. Don;t h8t primate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 honestly, it's tough to say as a parent.. but man, sometimes i think how much easier life would be if I didn't slip one past the goalie i think about the money I have netted since 2002 and realize I could have almost been squaring off with james Bond if I didn't have such good seed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 FYI - girls don't marry white boys that have freestyle battles. Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white The connotations wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? I understand that language breeds stereotype But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite? Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white I wasn't brought here, I was born Circumsized, categorized, allegiance sworn, Does this mean I have to take such sh*t For being fairskinned? No! I ain't a part of no conspiracy, I'm just you're average Joe. Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white Represents everything I hate, The soap shoved in your mouth to cleanse the mind The vast majority of sheep A buttoned collar, starched and bleached Constricting veins, the blood flow to the brain slows They're so ****in' ordinary white Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white We're better off this way Say what you're gonna say So go ahead and label me An a$$hole cause I can Accept responsibility, for what I've done But not for who I am Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Listen to the Doc... You DON"T want kids. No way, no how. Wanna know why? Cause you's not done yet. Can;t have kids till your done, have kid before your done and you will **** up your life. They would be fine, cause your sweet Bup-z and would make an awesome Dad. but you would age 15 years quicker trying to do it. Trust the Doc. 90% of the people I meet in this world tell me to never get married and are jealous of my life style. I cant see myself having children out of wedlock mostly because of the cost associated with it, so I'd say I have no clue how it will ever happen.lol Maybe I can adopt a little kid from some wave magnet country who's already a little ripper and reap the benefits of him making the pro surfing circuit. I'll just travel the world bangin the hotties and watch my kid surf getting sessions of my own in between heats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Don't call me white, Don't call me white Don't call me white, Don't call me white The connotations wearing my nerves thin Could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? I understand that language breeds stereotype But what's the explanation for the malice, for the spite? <snip> westside? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. I'm adopted, and that played a huge role in me always wanting kids. If you believe in karma, fate, that sort of thing, I think that's why my kids do look so much like me. My daughter is the first blood relative I ever had; my son, the second. My daughter has just been an amazing thing for me to look at forever. Plus my ex is a whore. Good to have that genetic obviousness. Good buddy of mine just had his first at 47. You never know in this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. Yeah, I don't want kids for a while. But that has more to do with teaching middle school. I love them, but I'm more than happy to return them to their real parents at the end of the day. I also don't know how much there is to the boy/girl thing ... I've had both boys and girls as my sweetest students and my craziest monsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I'm adopted, and that played a huge role in me always wanting kids. If you believe in karma, fate, that sort of thing, I think that's why my kids do look so much like me. My daughter is the first blood relative I ever had; my son, the second. My daughter has just been an amazing thing for me to look at forever. Plus my ex is a whore. Good to have that genetic obviousness. Good buddy of mine just had his first at 47. You never know in this world. My father had me at 45. I'm the youngest of 4...by a wide margin. The oops baby if you will. Probably explains a lot, no? lol My brother had his boy at 41. Little dude will be 5 the 22nd. He's awesome. Says the funniest sh*t, does the cutest things and he's a really good kid. But, he's a handful. I'm worn out after a couple of hours. Now, I'm the #1 Uncle/Aunt, so he runs me ragged when I'm around, but still, very tiresome. I'm 31...I got time. And I was basically married for 6 years. Had a 4 year live in girlfriend that I was sure I was going to marry. So I've had a taste of that life...and let me just say...I LOVE being single. So glad we never had kids. Couldnt imagine. Life throws curve balls, but marriage and kids are 2 things I'm just not sure about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Actually I was gonna wait till Tuesday but what the ****, we are having another one. Due in July so my Mafia season will be cut a bit short Find out the sex on Tuesday. BOY BOY BOY BOY NICE!! Grats dude, can't imagine how excited you are! I'm just getting to that age where good friends are getting married and having kids, exciting stuff What do you guys think about a Avengers themed game where the Avengers are the scum trying to knock off villans? I'd like it as much as JiF loves teh Crusher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 The acidic levels of the uhh, path to the eggs can make for a friendly on unfriendly place for male sperm.. Male sperm swim faster but are less durable, we're like the little jeeps with the machine gun on top. Women are the tanks, slow and hard to destroy.. So if the parts are more acidic, all of the male less durable ones die on the march to victory. If it is less acidic, our speed gets to the egg first.. Well I knocked her up in one month of trying. Must be all the working out I'm doing. My manly sperm is juiced up on Whey Protein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. My kid was a total accident. And he's the greatest thing that's every happened to me. I was an immature, selfish and stupid 25 year old and all of a sudden it was like OH sh*t I'M A DAD. Thankfully I have a good background with my folks instilling proper morals in me and I chose to be a father. It's work. It blows. I have no life. You guys are probably the only "friends" I have save 4-5 on the east coast. And i wouldn't trade it for a second. I only say this because I was the type of person to say I never wanted them. I had a very strained relationship with my father until I became a father. My son has healed my family and I'm really tight with my Pops now. I'll be honest I think lots of people say that because it sounds cool. I went to detroit this year for the Jets game, 3 days away from my kid and wife and had a blast but by the end of the 3rd day I was ready to be with them again. Maybe it's just in my DNA and there's no right or wrong in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lily Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I can't speak from the dad's pov, but I couldn't imagine my life without my kids, especially my daughter (my mini-me.) I chose to stay home and raise my kids, even after the divorce, and that's a choice I'd make differently now. But having them? Never. They are the best thing I ever did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Epic. Definitely going to incorporate that into my next freestyle battle. Not sure if I want kids (obviously have to find someone willing to bear my children first)...but just not sure I want em. Though I do think about how cool it would be to have a boy to teach to surf and have him surfing with me and stuff. It's 100% personal choice. I was up in the air about it until I got married and then I was totally committed to having children. After my son was born 5 yrs ago I couldn't think of any other way. He keeps me alive. God forbid if something happened to him, I'd tell my wife to leave me and then I'd put a bullet in my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Well I knocked her up in one month of trying. Must be all the working out I'm doing. My manly sperm is juiced up on Whey Protein. No lie, i've had 2 "woops" in my whole life and i have 2 kids. Again, my wife's whole familty is like that.. they're like damn bunnies.. there's so many of them.. even getting together with only aunt's and uncles you have like 40 people there. it's insane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 My kid was a total accident. And he's the greatest thing that's every happened to me. I was an immature, selfish and stupid 25 year old and all of a sudden it was like OH sh*t I'M A DAD. Thankfully I have a good background with my folks instilling proper morals in me and I chose to be a father. It's work. It blows. I have no life. You guys are probably the only "friends" I have save 4-5 on the east coast. And i wouldn't trade it for a second. I only say this because I was the type of person to say I never wanted them. I had a very strained relationship with my father until I became a father. My son has healed my family and I'm really tight with my Pops now. I'll be honest I think lots of people say that because it sounds cool. I went to detroit this year for the Jets game, 3 days away from my kid and wife and had a blast but by the end of the 3rd day I was ready to be with them again. Maybe it's just in my DNA and there's no right or wrong in my opinion. It's 100% personal choice. I was up in the air about it until I got married and then I was totally committed to having children. After my son was born 5 yrs ago I couldn't think of any other way. He keeps me alive. God forbid if something happened to him, I'd tell my wife to leave me and then I'd put a bullet in my brain. Hey, to each his own. Whatever works for you. I'm not one to pass judgement or try to push my life style on others. I cant even own a dog because I'm so all over the place. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Hey, to each his own. Whatever works for you. I'm not one to pass judgement or try to push my life style on others. I cant even own a dog because I'm so all over the place. lol the christian coalition would never let you get away with that anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 90% of the people I meet in this world tell me to never get married and are jealous of my life style. I cant see myself having children out of wedlock mostly because of the cost associated with it, so I'd say I have no clue how it will ever happen.lol Maybe I can adopt a little kid from some wave magnet country who's already a little ripper and reap the benefits of him making the pro surfing circuit. I'll just travel the world bangin the hotties and watch my kid surf getting sessions of my own in between heats. Or you can listen to me and let it happen when your done. Finishing is everything, without finishing you are incomplete. Once your complete you no longer have to worry about it because it will happen.. Listen to Crusher and not only cake you will have but eat it you shall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 Hey, to each his own. Whatever works for you. I'm not one to pass judgement or try to push my life style on others. I cant even own a dog because I'm so all over the place. lol Lol that's exactly what I'm saying. You'll know if you want one. Clearly you don't know so enjoy life I'm just saying life doesn't end. Becomes enjoyable in other ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 the christian coalition would never let you get away with that anyway hahah well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Or you can listen to me and let it happen when your done. Finishing is everything, without finishing you are incomplete. Once your complete you no longer have to worry about it because it will happen.. Listen to Crusher and not only cake you will have but eat it you shall. When Dr Crushlove speaks, I listen. Lol that's exactly what I'm saying. You'll know if you want one. Clearly you don't know so enjoy life I'm just saying life doesn't end. Becomes enjoyable in other ways. I feel ya. I'm sure I'd be the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicious89x Posted February 4, 2011 Author Share Posted February 4, 2011 When Dr Crushlove speaks, I listen. I feel ya. I'm sure I'd be the same way. Exactly. Just enjoy surfing and plowing chubsters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 I feel ya. I'm sure I'd be the same way. Enjoy yourself. If you want one, you'll know. The world is filled with f'd up fathers, don't need to be another one because you ain't ready. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 The world is filled with f'd up fathers Ain't that the truth. And f'd up dads explains about 90 % of the problems our country has right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted February 4, 2011 Share Posted February 4, 2011 Exactly. Just enjoy surfing and plowing chubsters Thats the other thing that sucks about my ankle. Enjoy yourself. If you want one, you'll know. The world is filled with f'd up fathers, don't need to be another one because you ain't ready. Word. That would never happen, but I feel ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMC Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 (edited) Back on topic ... I don't know who's modding next game, but I'll mod the game after that. It will be based on INCEPTION Edited February 18, 2011 by SMC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I had volunteered to be up next for modding. With the new job starting March 14th, I've got time to squeak in one more game, and I'm just way too burned out to play again, so I'll gladly mod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVM Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I had volunteered to be up next for modding. With the new job starting March 14th, I've got time to squeak in one more game, and I'm just way too burned out to play again, so I'll gladly mod. Does this mean it'll be your very last game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Does this mean it'll be your very last game? At least until I'm comfortable enough spending a good portion of my work day on JN at the new job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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