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hmm, i'm going to go with delusional and you're better off and you don't even know it for 100 alex..

i'd marry jif before I'd marry another women that looks like that <realtalk>

not trying to kick you when your down either, i used to sound like you.. Now i pray she'll get in a car accident

Well you don't know her.

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I'm hoping that she made the collage and you are a dummy, cause i never once considered that it was him who created it..

She made the collage stupid.

Whew.

I mean, you do make all those pictures and stuff. Chicks hot, you love her, guys do cheesy sh*t when they are whipped.

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hmm, i'm going to go with delusional and you're better off and you don't even know it for 100 alex..

i'd marry jif before I'd marry another women that looks like that <realtalk>

not trying to kick you when your down either, i used to sound like you.. Now i pray she'll get in a car accident

I used to wish my wife would get hit by a car, now I wish my ex-wife would get hit by a car.

Divorce her before you hit the 10 year mark, otherwise you're sharing your retirement with her.

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I am enamored with way more than just her looks.

The person she is, is everything I've always dreamed of.

I am just as much turned on by who she is, as I am by her looks.

It does not look like I'm ever gonna get the chance to marry her now.

Damn dude, what did you do?

My take, I' hoping Dr. Crushlove is already PM'ing you and he probably doenst even want to give you my take...but you started the thread. :P

CTM is right, but you are in a different situation. CTM was much younger when he got married. You're 37 and you are dating a smoking hot 31 year old who looks like a teenager. You admitted this is the biggest fish you've caught, so at your age, dating someone her age, looking the way she does...I can see many reason why you want to marry that doesnt have anything to do with "love". Are you rushing? How long have you been dating?

None of us know enough to give you truly valuable advice. For example, we dont know if you are really just pussy whipped and following her around like a puppy dog. All I know is, I once had the "hottie"...got to that point and realized that I didnt do anything that I enjoyed and my whole life was on her agenda. Thats how hot bitches are. Bang the ever living sh*t out of her often. Give it time to see if thats where it goes. Once it goes bad, realize it, and have the power to walk a way.

Or just go find a cute petite girl with a killer personality and marry her. Much better odds. lol

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I used to wish my wife would get hit by a car, now I wish my ex-wife would get hit by a car.

Divorce her before you hit the 10 year mark, otherwise you're sharing your retirement with her.

Lol... point taken..

working on it

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Damn dude, what did you do?

My take, I' hoping Dr. Crushlove is already PM'ing you and he probably doenst even want to give you my take...but you started the thread. :P

CTM is right, but you are in a different situation. CTM was much younger when he got married. You're 37 and you are dating a smoking hot 31 year old who looks like a teenager. You admitted this is the biggest fish you've caught, so at your age, dating someone her age, looking the way she does...I can see many reason why you want to marry that doesnt have anything to do with "love". Are you rushing? How long have you been dating?

None of us know enough to give you truly valuable advice. For example, we dont know if you are really just pussy whipped and following her around like a puppy dog. All I know is, I once had the "hottie"...got to that point and realized that I didnt do anything that I enjoyed and my whole life was on her agenda. Thats how hot bitches are. Bang the ever living sh*t out of her often. Give it time to see if thats where it goes. Once it goes bad, realize it, and have the power to walk a way.

Or just go find a cute petite girl with a killer personality and marry her. Much better odds. lol

You can't compare her to other girls, you don't know her, and she is not like everybody else.

She is different, she is her own person.

I dated other hot girls before, no not has hot as her, but she is nothing like them.

She's upset with me because of how I acted, and she has every right to be.

I don't blame her for how she feels right now; I just hope she will realize that, what happened today is not how I am.

As for marrying her, CTM brought it up and I just asked why he said no.

I said I can't wait for our wedding, but it's too soon for that.

What I meant was if things continued to progress they way they were, and everyday kept getting better and more wonderful as it was, then of course I would marry her.

It's a non issue, because she's not thinking of marrying me anymore. I think I'll be lucky if she still wants to even see me.

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this has to be a joke..

nothing you said makes sense, you got me for a bit..

and jif was probably right, you did make that collage for your little prank.

I guess you have to know her to understand.

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this has to be a joke..

nothing you said makes sense, you got me for a bit..

and jif was probably right, you did make that collage for your little prank.

I dunno... sounds like "lost my temper" might be code for "hit her." I can't see how he went from marriage, sunshine and rainbows to she might not want to see him again after one argument.

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I dunno... sounds like "lost my temper" might be code for "hit her." I can't see how he went from marriage, sunshine and rainbows to she might not want to see him again after one argument.

I did not hit her, I said I lost my temper and acted like a jerk.

Learn how to read.

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Thanks CrushLove,

You are my brother, and you know me, you know what I'm about, but today I did not portray myself for who I really am.

I do let her know that she means the world to me, but today I did not show her that, today I did not make her feel that way.

Yes love did make me crazy today, and I hope you are right about this, I would hate to have ruined what we had going.

She is the best thing that ever happened to me, the best part of my entire life.

2nd? Crushlove knows who's first.

It's all good Brooklyn. Like I always tell Mrs Crusher, " Baby I love you more than a fat kid loves cake" she always tells me back, "no you don't".

True love is odd to everyone except those in it. --Rex Ryan

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2nd? Crushlove knows who's first.

It's all good Brooklyn. Like I always tell Mrs Crusher, " Baby I love you more than a fat kid loves cake" she always tells me back, "no you don't".

True love is odd to everyone except those in it. --Rex Ryan

Yes well I was talking about people, she knows God is first.

I hope everything gets restored.

I will keep you posted via PM, I don't really care what anybody else here thinks.

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I dunno... sounds like "lost my temper" might be code for "hit her." I can't see how he went from marriage, sunshine and rainbows to she

might not want to see him again after one argument.

I28 is code for knuckle dragging primate. Brooklyn is just feeling vulnerable cause he gots teh love. It's all good.

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Yes well I was talking about people, she knows God is first.

I hope everything gets restored.

I will keep you posted via PM, I don't really care what anybody else here thinks.

All long lasting relationships are faith based. We are blessed to know that. Liking to hit that sh*t and get all sprung when ever she be sweating is good too.

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You can't compare her to other girls, you don't know her, and she is not like everybody else.

She is different, she is her own person.

I dated other hot girls before, no not has hot as her, but she is nothing like them.

She's upset with me because of how I acted, and she has every right to be.

I don't blame her for how she feels right now; I just hope she will realize that, what happened today is not how I am.

As for marrying her, CTM brought it up and I just asked why he said no.

I said I can't wait for our wedding, but it's too soon for that.

What I meant was if things continued to progress they way they were, and everyday kept getting better and more wonderful as it was, then of course I would marry her.

It's a non issue, because she's not thinking of marrying me anymore. I think I'll be lucky if she still wants to even see me.

Then this is simple. Just text her...can we still ****? If she says no, send her a picture of your cock. If that doesnt work, go **** a random slut and text her with pictures and play by play.

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Then this is simple. Just text her...can we still ****? If she says no, send her a picture of your cock. If that doesnt work, go **** a random slut and text her with pictures and play by play.

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hmm, i'm going to go with delusional and you're better off and you don't even know it for 100 alex..

i'd marry jif before I'd marry another women that looks like that <realtalk>

not trying to kick you when your down either, i used to sound like you.. Now i pray she'll get in a car accident

Funniest thing i have read on the interwebz all week, this is awesome.

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No offense to homeboy, but bkjets pimp hand sounds like it is as strong as chad pennington's shoulder right now.

Word. Bro should be running for the hills right now. Personally, I consciously engineer each of my relationships to implode after three weeks, knowing that it's in the fourth week where she starts weepily telling you about how much she hates her mom and how much of an a$$hole her ex-boyfriend was and how much she wants a baby, etc, etc, etc. The first week, she's on her best behavior, the second week you spend in ****-mode and she tries to dazzle you with all the deviant techniques she learned as a Kappa Phi, and the third week, you're still bangin', but she's less likely to wear the gag-ball because she senses you being emotionally distant, at which point her insecurities take over and she freaks out, giving you the opportunity to exit stage left.

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I simply can't stand anyone who likes New York and Boston teams at the same time. It's like someone who claims they're only half Jewish, pick a side already numbnuts.

So that's why you stood me up.

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Word. Bro should be running for the hills right now. Personally, I consciously engineer each of my relationships to implode after three weeks, knowing that it's in the fourth week where she starts weepily telling you about how much she hates her mom and how much of an a$$hole her ex-boyfriend was and how much she wants a baby, etc, etc, etc. The first week, she's on her best behavior, the second week you spend in ****-mode and she tries to dazzle you with all the deviant techniques she learned as a Kappa Phi, and the third week, you're still bangin', but she's less likely to wear the gag-ball because she senses you being emotionally distant, at which point her insecurities take over and she freaks out, giving you the opportunity to exit stage left.

Damn, wish I'd read this a long time ago.

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Word. Bro should be running for the hills right now. Personally, I consciously engineer each of my relationships to implode after three weeks, knowing that it's in the fourth week where she starts weepily telling you about how much she hates her mom and how much of an a$$hole her ex-boyfriend was and how much she wants a baby, etc, etc, etc. The first week, she's on her best behavior, the second week you spend in ****-mode and she tries to dazzle you with all the deviant techniques she learned as a Kappa Phi, and the third week, you're still bangin', but she's less likely to wear the gag-ball because she senses you being emotionally distant, at which point her insecurities take over and she freaks out, giving you the opportunity to exit stage left.

Are you kidding me? Why should he run to the hills? He's got a hotty who loves him. At the very least he will get months of good sex before she gets sick of him. The marriage talk is what happens when a dude scores some poon so close to the best he ever had they forget that every woman on the planet has one. Marrying the best piece of a$$ you ever had is an absolute no no. First.. how the hell you think she got that way?.. you think your such a great lover she morphed into "sheena the super vag" no... Bitch been practicing. it's nature. Second... you need to pick your bride based on her ability to deal with your bullsh*t and love you anyways.. find a woman that loves the things about you everyone else hates and thats a good start. All men are unique retarded little snowflakes.

Truth is.. if he is already nervous about her not wanting to marrying him because of this thread...well their you go. Got your answer. but run? hell no.. apologize and use up as much of the elasticity of her orifices you can before the next guy gets it. it's nature.

Weepily telling you about her mom? Are you ******* crazy? Minute that sh*t happens get out from in front of her and start rubbing her shoulder from in back. Breaking eye contact and at the same time offering a soothing physical presence allow you to keep her from accusing you of not listening and gets you closer to possible "I hate my mom sex" don;t knock it till you try it. It's nature. If no sex is coming and she doesn;t stop talking or nods off, then gently suggest she calls her sister or friend so you can have a beer and start recovering from that trauma. If she does nod off.. I think it's perfectly ok to spank one and christen her hair. she will get up sweaty and probably wash her hair anyway. If not protein is good for hair. Thats why in the 70's your aunts put egg whites in their hair. Hair like genetic material.

If it takes you till week four to get her to dazzle you with techniques then your doing it wrong. If your not 80% thru her catalogue by the 5th time you hit it then she isn;t really into you and you should start being extra interested in her so maybe she might recommend you to a more desperate friend after she dumps you for me or JiF.

The most important part is to make sure to focus on one thing. "She doesn;t like you nearly as much as you think" "Your dick isn;t all that big and she is probably thinking of someone else when your *******". That being said... approach it with the right attitude. Treat her nice and make it clear you just want to be her **** toy and let's see how things turn out. make it clear that you want to have fun and would love for it to turn into more but for now just live in the moment. never make a promise your not going to keep.

Dr Crushlove

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