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And you pretended your writing wasn't going to be good! :P

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W00t only girls have posted, well at least suspected girls :P

New goal is for the "men" to die first. In order of manliest to girliest.

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all three to myself!

For real, you might actually be the manliest person in our mafia family.

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I'll never have an emo meltdown like the rest of these crybabies.

If our ship were sinking, I'd want to get in whichever rowboat you're in. I feel like you'd find a way for everyone in our boat to survive. Lol.

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I'd want Integrity in that boat, too.

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The women here clearly prefer men with a hard outer shell and a soft inner core. Look at JIF/Crusher, CTM/Pac, and JVOR's feminine half/JVOR's other feminine half.

Lol.

JVOR don't worry, I would swim across the ocean to carry you to safety.

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Good thinking, if we shipwrecked on a deserted island, he could climb the trees and get the coconuts for us.

Hahahaha. He could build us a shelter, too, though. CTM, on the other hand, would be useless.

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*sniff Hey guys *sniff*

I missed you!!

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I bet JIF carries a mirror with him at all times for vanity purposes. That might be useful if any planes fly overhead.

Lol good thinking. This is why you're our leader.

If Bleedin tries to weasel his way onto my boat I'm pushing him overboard. Sorry.

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**** I'm so close to the top of the leaderboard ... this is the only chance I get.

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Slats is a smelly whore Slats is a smelly whore

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I win! 12 posts beat that mother****ers lol

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You just witnessed mafia history. :) night!

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Did you get a screenshot?

No, but at least I know it happened.

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drinking?

You can't read me for BEANS.

I kind of want your girlfriend...

to be more competitive at words with friends

That hurt me more than it should have. Lol.

Best opening scene ever.

And I don't smell, thank you very much.

I can't smell. But you look like you would.

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I'd imagine some of you guys have "little" friends. Didn't JF80 admit to as much in another thread?

Lol when I was little, for some reason I thought penises were supposed to be roughly the size of a finger.

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And JVOR did nothing to contradict this theory.

We've already established he's a Godzilla-like Asian. Hehe I don't want to embarrass him because we were very young at the time. But he scared me half to death the first time he suddenly took it out and I realized how large penises actually can be.

When I was little, for some reason, I didn't even concieve of penises. I was apparently a sheltered child. The neighbor girl had her ken hump barbie and I was like wtf is he doing to her?!?

Lol. Until I was 10 or 11, I thought that when people wanted to make babies, they had to sit around all day waiting for it to randomly get hard. I was like, ugh, what an inconvenience that must be.

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I totally did too, but like the thumb, not like a regular finger.

Honestly, I was thinking pinky finger. I didn't know what all the fuss was about.

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Hang on...it's not like the pinky finger?

Well I'm only basing this off of jvor's and porn, so who knows what else is out there.

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Is integrity the only one who hasn't checked in?

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Is integrity the only one who hasn't checked in?

Nvm, verbal and bleedin too.

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The average penis is 5.5-6 inches erect, Dan.

If that makes you feel better.

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Too much posting about jvors ween... If there's ever been a post that convinced me that Dan is an alter ego, it's her defense of jvors girth

In fact, sometimes I wish it could be a tiny bit smaller. :D

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lmao I lol'd for like 5 mins straight

Lol well JVOR has asked me to stop talking about his penis in public, so my fun is done.

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But I really wouldn't put it past Pac to make this game as entertaining for him as possible. :lol:

Lol I can see this. Pac, your scenes have been top-notch so far btw.

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Must also suck that even though it's big .. it's also green.

I'm sad I'm not allowed to comment on this anymore.

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Why hello, top of the post count list. Still there. :)

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Hey look, it's JVoR

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Hehehehe. It's not me, sweetie! :shutup:

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I miss Vicious.

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Hey guys i'm going to be a little inactive today/tm... Driving to San Jose for a big interview tomorrow.

unvote jiffag

vote Godzilla, aka jvor

kill the source of penis talk and move on

jvor is not the source, he's the one who wants it to stop. By your logic, you should kill me instead of him.

unvote. vote brett

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Don't look now Dan, but you got ninja'd.

stop, you're posting too much

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I.E. Dan wants to remain on top of the post count list as long as possible?

shut up already

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Mb SMC just has to whine in general lol

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And hold up... "Scarface - the world is yours" is a video game.. Video games are notorius for repetitive dialog... anyone ever play this?

edit: also it's a sequel to the film.. not the original

One of the weirdest posts I've ever seen from you. Lol.

I know pac did enjoy his deal role a few games ago, so I could see him offering deals. but i think you are lying about everything else. Not sure if that means you are guilty however.

And i look forward to your reports later on how the entire game reacted to you, egocentric ****turd

Odd poke at I28 from you. Aside from that, I agree that the deal aspect makes sense to me. And I would hope he'd lie about whatever he earns from his deal, or I suppose maybe he would tell the truth to make scum think he's lying ... either way, Integrity isn't half as dumb as everyone says he is, so I doubt he'd just blindly reveal a BP without thinking about what he was doing.

I will have to reread those pages, but imo after the last game, scum would be the ones who'd be most invested in trying to figure out whether Integrity's BP claim was true or not. To me as town that's not the most important part of his play/claim in trying to figure out his alignment.

Look, I know that you and I go down different logic paths - but what is the benefit to the town that a roleless townie has a NightKill proof vest? We can't use him as a shield...

Now, trying to burn JF80 down is more damning than FOS'ing me.

Let's just logic this thing through - lay down the fact, agree on the terms, and go from there.

You see no benefit to protection from NKs?

Also, wtf is up with multiple people skipping the part where Pac counted I28's reveal before he meant to reveal. Lol.

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1. Dan is posting as JVOR. JVOR is posting as Dan. Dan would never talk about JVOR's penis like that, and JVOR would never ask me inquisitive questions to unpack my statements and fully understand where I'm coming from the way he has. Even if they are not swapped. They should be... would have been funny.

Hehe, that would be fun. If only.

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