HessStation Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Nice WIFOM, Tom. WTF is a WIFOM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 WTF is this a secret message? Bess is the Hest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Nice WIFOM, Tom. Inconceivable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Inconceivable! Ooooh that guy? From that movie? Got it. Thank you TOmShane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'd imagine some of you guys have "little" friends. Didn't JF80 admit to as much in another thread? Lol when I was little, for some reason I thought penises were supposed to be roughly the size of a finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'd imagine some of you guys have "little" friends. Didn't JF80 admit to as much in another thread? Bullsh*t, he's no friend of mine. He just uses me as a designated driver on the weekends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Lol when I was little, for some reason I thought penises were supposed to be roughly the size of a finger. And JVOR did nothing to contradict this theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 No picking on Hess Song. Hess is my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Ooooh that guy? From that movie? Got it. Thank you TOmShane. I had to Google it. As in life, I'm just waiting around to be killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Reminds me of the scene in GI Jane when Demi Moore says "Suck my d!ck!". Maybe a little contrived...just saying. I can totally buy into this logic. I don't think I'm kidding. Are you totally new to this game or do you know the basics? here's the newbie guide form the mafiascumt wiki, for the basics. Essentially it's a game of guess who, about 25% of the players are bad guys and will be trying to lie and decieve to hide thier true intentions, the rest of us are good guys and have to find them before they eliminate us. Add in a heaping helping of gay/fat/doosh jokes and jif having a meltdown of some sort, and you basically have 2011 JN mafia http://mafiascum.net...le=Newbie_Guide Helpful Chan is helpful scummy. Lol when I was little, for some reason I thought penises were supposed to be roughly the size of a finger. That's because you're half Asian*, scummy bunny. *full Asians believe penises to be roughly the size of a toe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 WTF is a WIFOM? I'm not sure, but I'm sure I28 can come up with a terrible fake acronym for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Lol when I was little, for some reason I thought penises were supposed to be roughly the size of a finger. When I was little, for some reason, I didn't even concieve of penises. I was apparently a sheltered child. The neighbor girl had her ken hump barbie and I was like wtf is he doing to her?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Interestingly swift unvote. +1 vote JF80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'd imagine some of you guys have "little" friends. Didn't JF80 admit to as much in another thread? And then there's jif who has a bunch of "little" friends Helpful Chan is helpful scummy. we went through this a game or two ago, that's bleedin's schtick, not mine and you know way to much about asian penises.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 +1 vote JF80 omgus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted April 16, 2011 Author Share Posted April 16, 2011 Official Vote Count: Sharrow (1)- DanX AVM (2)- Sharrow, Tom Shane Hess (1) - Song JiF (1) - Brett SMC (2) - DPR, DPR Slats (1) - JC CTM (2) - JiF, JVoR DPR (1) - SMC Song (1) - Hess JetFat80 (2) - WWwombat, CTM With 22 maricons alive, it takes 12 to lynch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 No picking on Hess Song. Hess is my hero. You don't deserve rep for this post. Aaaand....its gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'd imagine some of you guys have "little" friends. Didn't JF80 admit to as much in another thread? We do have a population of Hobbits. That was already covered in another game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 No picking on Hess Song. Hess is my hero. *Looks over his shoulder at Song, grins * I had to Google it. As in life, I'm just waiting around to be killed. No worries, it's actually a good strategy. Kill JiF and play dead. Are you sure you're new at this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 And JVOR did nothing to contradict this theory. We've already established he's a Godzilla-like Asian. Hehe I don't want to embarrass him because we were very young at the time. But he scared me half to death the first time he suddenly took it out and I realized how large penises actually can be. When I was little, for some reason, I didn't even concieve of penises. I was apparently a sheltered child. The neighbor girl had her ken hump barbie and I was like wtf is he doing to her?!? Lol. Until I was 10 or 11, I thought that when people wanted to make babies, they had to sit around all day waiting for it to randomly get hard. I was like, ugh, what an inconvenience that must be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 You don't deserve rep for this post. Aaaand....its gone. Why you little freakin twinkle eyed douchebag... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Why you little freakin twinkle eyed douchebag... I'll go ahead and add that to the "things I haven't been called in my life until now" list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 You don't deserve rep for this post. Aaaand....its gone. Aaaand your's is now negative 3. Aaaaand Hess is still my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Why you little freakin twinkle eyed douchebag... He's just jealous. And upset that I brought up his "little" friend again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Aaaand your's is now negative 3. Aaaaand Hess is still my hero. Aaaaand the Dan/JVOR/Hess/Nae coalition unites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I'll go ahead and add that to the "things I haven't been called in my life until now" list. Lynch all liars UNVOTE VOTE: JF80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naeann Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Aaaaand the Dan/JVOR/Hess/Nae coalition unites! huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Lynch all liars UNVOTE VOTE: JF80 Sweet. Day 1 should go by speedily with the Dan/JVOR/Hess/Nae (and Sharrow???) coalition on my tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Song of Ice and Fire Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Oh noes!!! Harry Potter is back *shivers* Lol when I was little, for some reason I thought penises were supposed to be roughly the size of a finger. I totally did too, but like the thumb, not like a regular finger. No picking on Hess Song. Hess is my hero. Awww Hess that's so cute that you have to have Nae protect you. ^^ You go Nae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 If by coalition you mean people who thought you handled that in a douchey way. Then yeah, you're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan. Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 I totally did too, but like the thumb, not like a regular finger. Honestly, I was thinking pinky finger. I didn't know what all the fuss was about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetsfan80 Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 If by coalition you mean people who thought you handled that in a douchey way. Then yeah, you're right. I was really just going for "women", but sure, that works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Oh noes!!! Harry Potter is back *shivers* I totally did too, but like the thumb, not like a regular finger. Awww Hess that's so cute that you have to have Nae protect you. ^^ You go Nae! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharrow Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Sweet. Day 1 should go by speedily with the Dan/JVOR/Hess/Nae (and Sharrow???) coalition on my tail. I don't really know why you were getting neg bombed, I thought -5 looked better than -4 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted April 16, 2011 Share Posted April 16, 2011 Honestly, I was thinking pinky finger. I didn't know what all the fuss was about. Hang on...it's not like the pinky finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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