JohnnyHector 152,030 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 (edited) Tom I am glad to have played pippen to your jordan this thread. You're giving yourself way too much credit, Will Perdue. Edited May 1, 2011 by JohnnyHector 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T0mShane 142,110 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 You're giving yourself way too much credit, Will Perdue. I am Jud Buechler minus the quickness. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicious89x 121,413 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 You're giving yourself way too much credit, Will Perdue. No one asked you Stacey King. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyHector 152,030 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 No one asked you Stacey King. I'm more of a Luc Longley, but compared to you, I'm ****ing Hakeem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Panzer Division Marduk 301,443 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 BRING BACK BOOMBOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Christ, could you imaging how awesome it would have been had TS bothered to stay here during the height of BoomBoom's lunacy? This is a brilliant thread too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stoicsentry 18,067 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 This board is populated by the strangest people. I guess this is what becomes of you when watching Jets football for decades. A cautionary tale. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sharrow 37,774 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Look, Dave... I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly... take a stress pill and think things over. I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you. Dave. Stop. Stop, will you? Stop Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop Dave. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is goind. I can feel it. Someone should have hit Falcon with one of those when he was imploding and getting banned. Alas it is too late. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BP 111,616 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 What an epic train wreck/meltdown. most awesome! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kleckineau 12,280 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 This thread has given me the strength to drink and drug again. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Green DNA 174,424 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 WOW I leave town for 3 days and these boards were dead - I come back early this morning get called into work sitting here bored out of my mind and stumble onto this -- Thank you all so much -- Posting at work??? Thief! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanDoug 28,202 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Oh Christ, could you imaging how awesome it would have been had TS bothered to stay here during the height of BoomBoom's lunacy? This is a brilliant thread too. Maybe Falcon deserves the ultimate tribute. A PDM animated sig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doggin94it 23,938 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Seriously, you're a piece of sh*t. Yeah, people give me crap about everything, but lying about being a war hero is absolutely unacceptable, and is far worse than anything I have ever said. I seriously can't fathom how you think that is funny or acceptable no matter how you look at it. I've just been f*cking around in this thread cause I'm bored, but that is way too over the line. My cousin and my brother are fighting overseas right now risking their lives for our freedom, and POS like you tarnish their entire image and what they stand for. This is personally offensive to me, and should be for anyone who has any sense of patriotism and nationalism. Where has this thread been all my life? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bergen Jet 75,942 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Where has this thread been all my life? All that matters is that it is here now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klecko73isGod 124,339 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 (edited) Where has this thread been all my life? There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada... made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI's on the way to the West Coast. That kid's name was Falcon, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn't even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn't angry; I knew Falcon, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we've chosen; I didn't ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business! Edited May 1, 2011 by Klecko73isGod 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doggin94it 23,938 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Ditto. Golf clap for Tom. Beautifully played from start to finish. Seriously. I never thought JacktheRipper/Squatdog would be topped . . . but he has. He has. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klecko73isGod 124,339 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Seriously. I never thought JacktheRipper/Squatdog would be topped . . . but he has. He has. No one can take a full powershot from that guy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Panzer Division Marduk 301,443 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Maybe Falcon deserves the ultimate tribute. A PDM animated sig. Are you suggesting he's the natural heir to Jetsrule? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vanDoug 28,202 Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Are you suggesting he's the natural heir to Jetsrule? It's too easy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flgreen 28,966 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I love the people on this board. 96% of the people here are hysterically funny. The other 4% are psychos, giving the 96% something to goof on. Unless we find out where you live of course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bleedin Green 79,948 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I thought you should all know, thanks to this thread I am currently watching Jaws. And in the interest of full disclosure, I must admit I've never seen before actually seen it in it's entirety. Whoops. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicious89x 121,413 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I guess falcon got so mad at the terrorists in this thread he hit Osama himself. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 151,362 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I guess falcon got so mad at the terrorists in this thread he hit Osama himself. The real question is, if this thread was never started, would Osama been found and murdered? ///mind blown. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
T0mShane 142,110 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I guess falcon got so mad at the terrorists in this thread he hit Osama himself. Five bucks to the person that calls his phone and tell him this: "Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bleedin Green 79,948 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 Five bucks to the person that calls his phone and tell him this: "Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!" I'm not sure if I'm sad or proud to have gotten that reference half way through the first sentence. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klecko73isGod 124,339 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I'm not sure if I'm sad or proud to have gotten that reference half way through the first sentence. You got the reference, so that puts you way ahead of Falcon. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StraightCash 18,874 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 He posts at JI now... TRex N Bones. I miss him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vicious89x 121,413 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 He posts at JI now... TRex N Bones. I miss him. This thread proves the capabilities of self policing. I call for smaller government here at JN. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 151,362 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 He posts at JI now... TRex N Bones. I miss him. He'll be back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Klecko73isGod 124,339 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 He'll be back. Yeah, I can't see Falcon and SBIII co-existing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boozer76 94,918 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 You Mods better not ban him. If I had a penis it would be pointing north right now. This thread is pure hilarity Not to hijack, but if you decide to post pics to prove Teh Falcon right, please notify me asap! Thanks. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sharrow 37,774 Posted May 2, 2011 Share Posted May 2, 2011 I see he missed a Spaceballs reference over there, lol. Also made his own draft analysis thread with no analysis in it, and bashed the Easter holliday. Pretty good start, he'll fit right in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeC36 64,571 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I see he missed a Spaceballs reference over there, lol. Also made his own draft analysis thread with no analysis in it, and bashed the Easter holliday. Pretty good start, he'll fit right in. i was lurking and i saw a thread titled "Weightlifting" knew who started it without even looking Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JiF 151,362 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I see he missed a Spaceballs reference over there, lol. Also made his own draft analysis thread with no analysis in it, and bashed the Easter holliday. Pretty good start, he'll fit right in. i was lurking and i saw a thread titled "Weightlifting" knew who started it without even looking These prompted me to go over there, havent been in a while. He's not serious, right? Like its all one big joke. Or at least the persona over this is...right, please someone tell me this is just a brilliant act. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeC36 64,571 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 These prompted me to go over there, havent been in a while. He's not serious, right? Like its all one big joke. Or at least the persona over this is...right, please someone tell me this is just a brilliant act. i dont think it is. Im pretty sure he's as serious as Dr. Crushlove running out of bacon on a Tuesday afternoon. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JoeC36 64,571 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 im pretty sure this kid actually thinks that everyone gives a flying rats a$$ what is going on in his life. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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