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I was a safety in high school. Ol' number 23. That's right. Thought about playin' college but, you know, Uncle Sam had other ideas. Ended up in the Navy. But...ah, what the Hell. Japanese submarine sl

It's not a joke. People are dying overseas every day...f*ck you and ur ugly wife and kid yeah, probably got a ban coming, but i don't want to be somewhere where un-American a$$ terrorists insult

I can't believe you dicks made me go back over there, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this:

and this one:

EDIT: But for the strength, I'm pretty set there. I'm on my own made-up program that breaks almost every weightlifting rule (like not maxing out every time), but it works for me.

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You know it's not very often that someone leaves JN for JI after not getting banned. Usually it's the opposite for both things. Best meltdown ever though. I'd rank the thread 3rd on the All-Time list behind the power shot and ribs threads.

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i saw that one. He also claims he used to be Division 1 talent but from the videos we saw, he's got about as much talent as the homeless man that lives in the slide at my park.

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This thread proves the capabilities of self policing. I call for smaller government here at JN.

You couldn't get smaller government if you put JN under the Articles of Confederation. The inmates run the asylum here, while Max weeps in the mod lounge.

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You know what, I think we as Jets message board posters have gotten lazy. It's been far too long since there's been a large scale effort to really **** with somebody. I think there has never been a better opportunity to change that.

Who feels like signing up for a new board? :lol:

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At least he left his flunkies.

He is wise beyond his years. Flunkies are great at first. But clean breaks are always best. Flunkies just don't travel well, lol.

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I can't believe you dicks made me go back over there, but I couldn't stop laughing when I saw this:

For the kids sake ... and the rest of humanity's ..... someone needs to grab him by the shoulders, shake him intensely and scream in his face "wise up dipsh*t" until he quits saying things. Repeat it until ceases spoken word or keystroke. He should only be allowed to nod for 18 months. Then, and only then, would the Falcolini be on the right path ...

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He is wise beyond his years. Flunkies are great at first. But clean breaks are always best. Flunkies just don't travel well, lol.

Flunkies=baggage. Falcon is smarter than we could have ever guessed. We should trade him JiF in exchange for The Corridor forum, btw. That thing is high-test all the way.

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Flunkies=baggage. Falcon is smarter than we could have ever guessed. We should trade him JiF in exchange for The Corridor forum, btw. That thing is high-test all the way.

I want to disagree. I still believe in the inherent goodness of flunkies. Yet time and time again, I am proven wrong. Flunkies are bad.

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For the kids sake ... and the rest of humanity's ..... someone needs to grab him by the shoulders, shake him intensely and scream in his face "wise up dipsh*t" until he quits saying things. Repeat it until ceases spoken word or keystroke. He should only be allowed to nod for 18 months. Then, and only then, would the Falcolini be on the right path ...

Why did you have to go and make him an I-talian?

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You know what, I think we as Jets message board posters have gotten lazy. It's been far too long since there's been a large scale effort to really **** with somebody. I think there has never been a better opportunity to change that.

Who feels like signing up for a new board? :lol:

Looks like his site could use some porn pic spam. Not sure if it's worth the effort though. There hasn't been a post there in 2 weeks.

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For the kids sake ... and the rest of humanity's ..... someone needs to grab him by the shoulders, shake him intensely and scream in his face "wise up dipsh*t" until he quits saying things. Repeat it until ceases spoken word or keystroke. He should only be allowed to nod for 18 months. Then, and only then, would the Falcolini be on the right path ...

Why would he listen to us? Haven't you heard, he's already accomplished more in life than any of the rest of us, so who the hell are any of us to tell him anything? I just wish I could ever dream of being a fraction of the amazing person that Falcon already is.

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You know it's not very often that someone leaves JN for JI after not getting banned. Usually it's the opposite for both things. Best meltdown ever though. I'd rank the thread 3rd on the All-Time list behind the power shot and ribs threads.

The rib thread was not a meltdown.

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Flunkies=baggage. Falcon is smarter than we could have ever guessed. We should trade him JiF in exchange for The Corridor forum, btw. That thing is high-test all the way.

Listen dickweed. Just because you finally made a funny after a couple years back from your strange hiatus/laying low from Steelers fans, doesnt mean you call the shots around here.

Falcon>>>>T0mShane - this site suffers the less he posts and the more you post.

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Listen dickweed. Just because you finally made a funny after a couple years back from your strange hiatus/laying low from Steelers fans, doesnt mean you call the shots around here.

Falcon>>>>T0mShane - this site suffers the less he posts and the more you post.

Weird that you call it a Hiatus, I think of it more as A result of the court order.

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Listen dickweed. Just because you finally made a funny after a couple years back from your strange hiatus/laying low from Steelers fans, doesnt mean you call the shots around here.

Falcon>>>>T0mShane - this site suffers the less he posts and the more you post.

I plan to make peace between JiF and Tom Shane. This has gone on long enough.

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Weird that you call it a Hiatus, I think of it more as A result of the court order.

I dont even want to know, my opinion of him is already low enough.

I plan to make peace between JiF and Tom Shane. This has gone on long enough.

You'll have a better chance of making more out of your life than teh Flacon, which is near impossible.

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Listen dickweed. Just because you finally made a funny after a couple years back from your strange hiatus/laying low from Steelers fans, doesnt mean you call the shots around here.

Falcon>>>>T0mShane - this site suffers the less he posts and the more you post.

Keep quiet, mushmouth. You're ruining your already negligible trade value.

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