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Simms on the Benigno show says he is leaning towards the Jets just rebuidling all together, start ALL OVER, blow it up completely, the only way you can fix the culture, rewrite the team and give them a new attitude. Says we'll have to suffer with it and correct it as fast as they can...

Fast foward through the interview to the 11 minute mark and it's a brief interview about the Jets.

> http://wfan.com/homepage/local_audioclip_321155257.html

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Blowing things up is always more exciting. Personally I wouldn't have a problem if they handed the keys to Ron Wolf and said clean this up for us.

He will only work for a few years I am sure but he can hand pick the guy who takes over.

Kind of like how Parcells hand picked Mumbles! We were on to something then! :oops:

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I met her in a club down in old Soho

where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola

C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,

but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

why she walks like a woman and talks like a man

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,

under electric candlelight,

she picked me up and sat me on her knee,

She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,

but when I looked in her eyes,

I almost fell for my Lola,

Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.

I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.

I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.

I always want it to be that way for my Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,

except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week ago,

and I never ever kissed a woman before,

Lola smiled and took me by the hand,

she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,

but I know what I am and that I'm a man,

so is Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

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I met her in a club down in old Soho

where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola

C-O-L-A Cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"

L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,

but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

why she walks like a woman and talks like a man

Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,

under electric candlelight,

she picked me up and sat me on her knee,

She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"

Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,

but when I looked in her eyes,

I almost fell for my Lola,

Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away. I walked to the door.

I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.

I looked at her, and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.

I always want it to be that way for my Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola.

Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.

It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,

except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Well I left home just a week ago,

and I never ever kissed a woman before,

Lola smiled and took me by the hand,

she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,

but I know what I am and that I'm a man,

so is Lola.

Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

Holy crap, gg has now corrupted Husker. #-o

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..someday you will be quoting lyrics also, tx... heh! i am evil... ask anyone who has met me... they know the truth.

In honor of gg's evil.

Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.

Hitch-hiked her way across the USA

Plucked her eyebrows on the way

Shaved her legs and then he was a she

She says, Hey babe

Take a walk on the wild side

Hey honey

Take a walk on the wild side

Candy came from out on the Island

In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'

But she never lost her head

Even when she was giving head

She says, Hey babe

Take a walk on the wild side

I Said, Hey baby

Take a walk on the wild side

And the colored girls go

doo do doo do doo do do doo..

Little Joe never once gave it away

Everybody had to pay and pay

A hustle here and a hustle there

New York City's the place where they say,

Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side

I said, Hey Joe

Take a walk on the wild side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets

Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat

Went to the Apollo

You should've seen em go go go

They said, Hey shuga Take a walk on the wild side

I Said, Hey babe

Take a walk on the wild side

All right, huh

Jackie is just speeding away

Thought she was James Dean for a day

Then I guess she had to crash

Valium would have helped that bash

Said, Hey babe,

Take a walk on the wild side

I said, Hey honey,

Take a walk on the wild side

and the colored girls say,

doo do doo do doo do do doo

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Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala

When the day is dawningon a Texas Sunday morning

how I long to be there

with Marie who's waiting for me there

every lonely city where I hang my hat

ain't as half as pretty as where my baby's at

Is this the way to Amarillo

every night I've been hugging my pillow

dreaming dreams of Amarilloand sweet Marie who waits for me

show me the way to Amarillo

I've been weeping like a willow

crying over Amarillo

and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala and Marie who waits for me

There's a church bell ringing

hear the song of joy that it's singing

for the sweet Mariaand the guy who's coming to see her

just beyong the highway, there's an open plain

and it keeps me going through the wind and rain

Is this the way to Amarillo

every night I've been hugging my pillow

dreaming dreams of Amarilloand sweet Marie who waits for me

show me the way to Amarillo

I've been weeping like a willow

crying over Amarillo

and sweet Marie who waits for me

Sha la la lala lalala Sha la la lala lalala

Sha la la lala lalala and Marie who waits for me

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Kelly... this is just in fun ;) just lyrics... we are a very accepting site! we have tx, dont we? :lol:

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman.

Don't get strung out by the way that I look,

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day,

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry.

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?

Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night when it all seems alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?

I could show you my favourite obsession.

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver with antici... pation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

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Kelly... this is just in fun ;) just lyrics... we are a very accepting site! we have tx, dont we? :lol:

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman.

Don't get strung out by the way that I look,

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day,

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry.

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?

Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night when it all seems alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?

I could show you my favourite obsession.

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver with antici... pation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

Max,

Quick, Randy Lange on line 2. Something about cancelling the live chat.

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Kelly... this is just in fun ;) just lyrics... we are a very accepting site! we have tx, dont we? :lol:

How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman

He's just a little brought down because when you knocked

He thought you were the candyman.

Don't get strung out by the way that I look,

Don't judge a book by its cover

I'm not much of a man by the light of day,

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound

You look like you're both pretty groovy

Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal

We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?

We're both in a bit of a hurry.

We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car

We don't want to be any worry.

So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?

Well babies, don't you panic.

By the light of the night when it all seems alright

I'll get you a satanic mechanic.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?

I could show you my favourite obsession.

I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan

And he's good for relieving my tension

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.

I see you shiver with antici... pation!

But maybe the rain isn't really to blame

So I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom.

:lol: Hell yeah. One of my wife's favorite movies. I'm starting to like it too.

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mine too ;) i have seen it more times then i can count...ahhhh i remember those midnight shows! :lol:

Yeah, we went to one midnight viewing while living in Lawrence, KS. I was absolutely mortified and when they started looking for Rocky Horror "virgins" to auction off, I almost left the building.

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Simms on the Benigno show says he is leaning towards the Jets just rebuidling all together, start ALL OVER, blow it up completely, the only way you can fix the culture, rewrite the team and give them a new attitude. Says we'll have to suffer with it and correct it as fast as they can...

Fast foward through the interview to the 11 minute mark and it's a brief interview about the Jets.

> http://wfan.com/homepage/local_audioclip_321155257.html

i don't think that the jets are goin' to " GUT " the team.

we've had a bunch of injuries & lost our QB's.

how many teams in todays' NFL could have performed well if they had sustained a similar # of injuries ?

i think we have to start with the QB dept. & the OL.

first decision : will chad be back/can he perform ?

i think we have to prepare for NEXT season assuming that chad will NOT be able to play.

focus on getting an NFL starting QB.

draft the best OT available in the draft & bring in a RB that can take over from curtis.

8)

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How do we "blow" up this team?

If it's done, then it can only be done with Herm and Terry getting the ax. No way in hell do I trust either to "rebuild" this entire thing.

Would Johnson trust them? No way. He would ax them, and try to make a big splash by hiring someone prominent. Who that person is, I have no clue, unless it's someone like Holmgren, which would be possible if the Jets end up with Leinhart. I doubt it happens, because Seattle looks awfully good right now for a long playoff run.

No, don't blow up the team. We have plenty of good, young talent here. I would attack the draft, get Brees, and rebuild the line. Out goes Fatbini, and some of the other dead weight.

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For our friends from Boston and Dick Kotite (psst its a DUDE!)...

Kelly my darling, you are my sunshine;

When we're together I feel fine.

Your smile is so lovely; your hair is so clean;

You make me feel that the whole world is mine.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, K-E-L-L-Y ...

Why? Because you're

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,

Kelly of mine!

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,

Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine,

... Mine!

In the words of the great Charlton Heston, "YOU MANIACS. YOU BLEW IT UP. DAMN YOU. GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL."

Blow it up. Draft Reggie Bush or Matt Leinhart.

That'll show 'em!

(Psst...Im kidding)

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