JerryK Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 It's too bad because this "Rep Weiner/Twitter" issue has nonpartisan comedy opportunities by the bucketful. He might be gay, because they say Congress' Weiner probe into his bulging underpants will turn up a lot of crap. see? Oh well. Rules are rules, and I respect them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Stewart's bits the past two nights on Wienergate have been pretty epic. 'On the one hand, I'm torn because this is a friend of mine, but on the otherhand, no ****in way. Saw him plenty of times in the shower and he's a lot more Anthony than he is Wiener if you know what I mean.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Weiner was a political Dead Man Walking anyway. Still, dumbass move. That's a guy desperate to get caught. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Ladies and Gentleman playing the role of SJ in the performance tonight will be JerryK. I like what you did there and it was very SJ of you. A creative way of introducing a political topic under the guise of us not talking about it. Definitely some style points there... And since we aren't talking politics I definitely won't saw that Iowa is going to be less telling next year than normal because blah blah blah. Jerry I think you just found the loophole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Ladies and Gentleman playing the role of SJ in the performance tonight will be JerryK. I like what you did there and it was very SJ of you. A creative way of introducing a political topic under the guise of us not talking about it. Definitely some style points there... And since we aren't talking politics I definitely won't saw that Iowa is going to be less telling next year than normal because blah blah blah. Jerry I think you just found the loophole! At what point can we shred Mormons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 At what point can we shred Mormons? Until one shows up and gets pissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon63 Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 hai Obama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 2, 2011 Author Share Posted June 2, 2011 Sorry guys. My only agenda here was some wholesome weiner jokes. Like Jon Stewart, I don't really oppose the guy. No agenda was intended. Feel free to lock this up if it appears more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugg Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I see my esteemed Congressman has hired a private dick to determine whether the offending tallywaker in the dick photo in question is in fact his own dick. Who has such dick knowledge? IS there a website or school for forensic penis indentification and confirmation techniques? Are such investigators called, perhaps, dick dicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green DNA Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 I can just imagine the sinking feeling that Weiner had when he realized that he had sent the picture out to the masses instead of the young chippie he was trying to impress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 2, 2011 Share Posted June 2, 2011 Sorry guys. My only agenda here was some wholesome weiner jokes. Like Jon Stewart, I don't really oppose the guy. No agenda was intended. Feel free to lock this up if it appears more than that. Jerry -- I was just f'ing around. I would never seriously compare you to SJ. I like you.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 hai Obama Were you playing golf on Memorial day too? Obamanation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted June 3, 2011 Share Posted June 3, 2011 It's too bad because this "Rep Weiner/Twitter" issue has nonpartisan comedy opportunities by the bucketful. He might be gay, because they say Congress' Weiner probe into his bulging underpants will turn up a lot of crap. see? Oh well. Rules are rules, and I respect them. ' What the ****, Jerry? How long have you been here? Only one rule is sacred at JetNation. The All Penis Rule trumps the No Politics Rule every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Oh, this press conference is classique!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Weiner was a political Dead Man Walking anyway. Still, dumbass move. That's a guy desperate to get caught. Bet ya he still becomes mayor of NY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Bet ya he still becomes mayor of NY. That'd be a huge upset. New York voters won't care about the dick pic, but they won't forgive him for looking stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Another loser politician-what a surprise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Favre, Kanye, Wiener. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 That'd be a huge upset. New York voters won't care about the dick pic, but they won't forgive him for looking stupid. Yeah, can't vote for a dude that really thinks I'm gonna believe that he doesn't know what his own junk looks like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yeah, can't vote for a dude that really thinks I'm gonna believe that he doesn't know what his own junk looks like. I see what you did there. Not everyone knows what their penis looks like. Crusher and I just started a support group on this very topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerryK Posted June 7, 2011 Author Share Posted June 7, 2011 I see what you did there. Not everyone knows what their penis looks like. Crusher and I just started a support group on this very topic. Truth. Some larger members of my family only see their junk a couple times a year. We were all scared when my Grandma found a lump under her left breast. The Doctor said not to worry and that it was just her kneecap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Yeah, can't vote for a dude that really thinks I'm gonna believe that he doesn't know what his own junk looks like. Really Doug? How much time do you spend studying what your penis looks like in underwear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kelticwizard Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 I always put it in a different category when somebody lies about something that is basically his own business and also excruciatingly embarrassing. Nailing a guy for lying about money or his job duties is one thing. I usually give the guy a break, though, if it's this kind of stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rillo Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 'Don't tweet your meat' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 Really Doug? How much time do you spend studying what your penis looks like in underwear? Can't speak for Doug, but I do the standard 2 and a third hours per week in twenty minute daily increments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Jet Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Sing to the tune of Science Fiction, Double Feature (Rocky Horror) Everybody was ill up on Capitol Hill 'bout a hacking, of a tweet and a penis was there in old gray underwear with certitude it was some man meat Then something went wrong Rep Weiner and his dong they were caught in an untruthful jam Cuz at a deadly pace it came from cyberspace sex texts, and full monty picture scans Cyber Flasher, Tony Weiner showing ladies, pics of his peen-er Then some in Congress, screamed g-d dammit he must resign now, to save our planet oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooo-oh Just another, day at Congress, the freak show Who'd wanna go oh-oh-oh-ooooo-oh To the daily, daily Congress - Freak show Those in the know oh-oh-oh-oooo-oh It's the daily, daily Congress - Freak Show!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted June 12, 2011 Share Posted June 12, 2011 Can't speak for Doug, but I do the standard 2 and a third hours per week in twenty minute daily increments. That's funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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