New York Mick Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 19, 2011 Share Posted July 19, 2011 Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year." Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving. Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ***Sorry, folks. This joke was TOO sick. Not for the mixed company around here. I should have used better judgment."*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ***Sorry, folks. This joke was TOO sick. Not for the mixed company around here. I should have used better judgment."*** The pot calling the kettle black... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 The pot calling the kettle black... You make NO sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 You make NO sense. Funniest post in thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visajets Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ***Sorry, folks. This joke was TOO sick. Not for the mixed company around here. I should have used better judgment."*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barcs Posted July 20, 2011 Share Posted July 20, 2011 ***Sorry, folks. This joke was TOO sick. Not for the mixed company around here. I should have used better judgment."*** BOOOOOOOO! Don't wuss out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New York Mick Posted July 20, 2011 Author Share Posted July 20, 2011 ***Sorry, folks. This joke was TOO sick. Not for the mixed company around here. I should have used better judgment."*** PM it to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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