Maxman Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 According to the Jetnation bylaws, section 69 subsection A, as acting Jetnation captain, I have the power to veto any appointment of my successor. That being the case, I invoke such right on behalf of the Moderator's of Jetnation and myself. The moderator's have required that any and all captains to be named are free of roughage in their nether regions and exhibit a certain level of mental defect. While it is true that Klacko fulfills the mental defect part, it is a shame that he must be disqualified due to a poor lack of personal hygiene. Here, at Jetnation, we try to provide an atmosphere that is free of logic, and where everyone can gather to know that they are being judged mercilessly by members, whose combined IQ is less than the median temperature of Rome, NY. While my personal interests to name a successor is paramount to my health, I must veto the nomination of Klacko. It pains my heart, and other more dirty areas, to have to do this, but it is my duty. I shall continue to take it for the team, even though it hurts, I find a mild pleasure emanating from my repeated violation at this point. Please name a successor soon, as my sphincter cannot handle the abuse and has lost all elasticity. Thank you, JetNationCaptain You have the account, you should serve one more year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Klacko, you suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Klacko, you suck! Wow, that was quick. Back in your hole, bitch! The old JN captain can keep the title for all I care. The only reason the mods don't want me is because I won't put out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Wow, that was quick. Back in your hole, bitch! The old JN captain can keep the title for all I care. The only reason the mods don't want me is because I won't put out. Why not? I hear Thor has a Mr. T mask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Why not? I hear Thor has a Mr. mask. Let him have it then. Let the mods labor under the delusion that the gimp is captain. I achieved my station from a mandate from the people. I will lead JN to true greatness while the mods continue to gang rape that poor son of a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 HOLY CRAP!!! KLacy gets IMPEACHED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Has T0m Shane no power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 HOLY CRAP!!! KLacy gets IMPEACHED Who is KLacy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Let him have it then. Let the mods labor under the delusion that the gimp is captain. I achieved my station from a mandate from the people. I will lead JN to true greatness while the mods continue to gang rape that poor son of a bitch. The true capitan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Let him have it then. Let the mods labor under the delusion that the gimp is captain. I achieved my station from a mandate from the people. I will lead JN to true greatness while the mods continue to gang rape that poor son of a bitch. Coup d'etat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm on Klacko's side. Gorilla Warfare mother****ers!!! We're going to over take JN. Joe and the little Klacko's The people have spoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoFlaJets Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I have a motion here to nominate The Brooklyn Jet for captainship of this hardy vessel of manly men ARRRGGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I have a motion here to nominate The Brooklyn Jet for captainship of this hardy vessel of manly men ARRRGGH That would last 2 posts. Edit: and only becuase it would take the Mods a while to find the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Coup d'etat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm on Klacko's side. Gorilla Warfare mother****ers!!! We're going to over take JN. Joe and the little Klacko's The people have spoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 All this lashing out. Typical of regime change. Klacko is Captain. There is no other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 All this lashing out. Typical of regime change. Klacko is Captain. There is no other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Captain Klacko is my only Cpt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 All this lashing out. Typical of regime change. Klacko is Captain. There is no other. Max basically called you hollow man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smashmouth Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 klucko is the captain ? Captain of what ? I knew I should have followed this cluster**** of a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetNationCaptain Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Somebody take the captainship. I'll even throw in a case of K-Y and some beads to help you get in shape. If Klacko wants it, he gets it. And Joe, you will put out. Mark my words, you will put out! BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Somebody take the captainship. I'll even throw in a case of K-Y and some beads to help you get in shape. If Klacko wants it, he gets it. And Joe, you will put out. Mark my words, you will put out! BWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA Enjoy your continued captaincy. Like I said earlier, I don't need a "C" on my chest to prove I am a leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetNationCaptain Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Enjoy your continued captaincy. Like I said earlier, I don't need a "C" on my chest to prove I am a leader. Joe, you must be confused a bit. The only way that the position of Jetnation captain is like that of a leader is that at any given time you can guarantee there are no less than 4 men standing behind you, usually naked, but standing behind you nonetheless. Also, You get a lot of stuff on your chest, but I don't recall a "C" being included in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetNationCaptain Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Gotta run fellas. I'm gonna be heading over to the Patriot's message boards. I hear that their whole board is into my sort of talents. Anyway, I'm relinquishing my role of Captain. You guys will figure it out. I'll visit from time to time to check on everyone. Well ,before I go I just wanted to ask y'all one question: What's the odds on JiF coming out of the closet before the end of the season? Me and the boys over at The Happy Gimp Restaurant were talking about making a little wager. Gotta Run, if you ever feel sad, just think of me and how much fun my life must be like, being a gimp and all. That should always cheer you up. Take care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Gotta run fellas. I'm gonna be heading over to the Patriot's message boards. I hear that their whole board is into my sort of talents. Anyway, I'm relinquishing my role of Captain. You guys will figure it out. I'll visit from time to time to check on everyone. Well ,before I go I just wanted to ask y'all one question: What's the odds on JiF coming out of the closet before the end of the season? Me and the boys over at The Happy Gimp Restaurant were talking about making a little wager. Gotta Run, if you ever feel sad, just think of me and how much fun my life must be like, being a gimp and all. That should always cheer you up. Take care. JiF is not out of the closet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 The old jet nation captaion sucks a$$... Klacko 4lyphe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 this thread went south quick. So, who is the captain? Klecko? JiF? Gimpy? Screw it, I say we hold an official poll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 this thread went south quick. So, who is the captain? Klecko? JiF? Gimpy? Screw it, I say we hold an official poll. I took a long time to ruminate on this and chime in, but... We don't need any of these bombastic egomaniacs. We need a calm steady hand that will consistently rely on moderation and reasoning and won't belittle his underlings. I nominate Stormshadow19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I took a long time to ruminate on this and chime in, but... We don't need any of these bombastic egomaniacs. We need a calm steady hand that will consistently rely on moderation and reasoning and won't belittle his underlings. I nominate Stormshadow19. He seemed like a really good guy. I made him a mod and then all hell broke loose. The good old days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 He seemed like a really good guy. I made him a mod and then all hell broke loose. The good old days! Did you attend the Terry Bradway School of Personnel Management, by chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangreenman Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Did you attend the Terry Bradway School of Personnel Management, by chance? Are you implying that Terry Bradway went to a Personnel Management school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#27TheDominator Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 He seemed like a really good guy. I made him a mod and then all hell broke loose. The good old days! He ran the mock draft with an iron fist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceman88 Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I'm claiming the C for myself, none of this nomination garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faba Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 I took a long time to ruminate on this and chime in, but... We don't need any of these bombastic egomaniacs. We need a calm steady hand that will consistently rely on moderation and reasoning and won't belittle his underlings. I nominate Stormshadow19. Max' record of hiring moderators is priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Did you attend the Terry Bradway School of Personnel Management, by chance? No I had already enrolled in P.T. Barnum's school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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