The Crusher Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 It is at least 3 or 4. Next time we will have to break out the IP ban and make you work for it a bit, lol. I think we should consult with Captain Klecko before making a decision. Can you feel it boss. KLECKO4CAPTAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 It is at least 3 or 4. Next time we will have to break out the IP ban and make you work for it a bit, lol. Mevis Slouch suffered that fate. Its no joke. Be careful BJ. We're going to need you for the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 He has changed his ways. he makes the most sense. 1. HUGE Jet Fan 2. Knows everybody on the sights first name 3. Was a mod, knows how to deal with us queers A vote for Klecko is vote for The Jet way. When he came here from ji, we signed a no-captain clause with him, so he isn't eligible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Mevis Slouch suffered that fate. Its no joke. Be careful BJ. We're going to need you for the season. I'm covered for the next few sentences, don't worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I feel like a lot of names are being tossed around but we all seem to be coming back to this Sofla thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Crusher Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 When he came here from ji, we signed a no-captain clause with him, so he isn't eligible. I'm putting you on ignore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I think we should consult with Captain Klecko before making a decision. Can you feel it boss. KLECKO4CAPTAIN. So the next ime I get banned, it will be due to a KLACKATTACK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 When he came here from ji, we signed a no-captain clause with him, so he isn't eligible. BOO!!! IMPEACH MAX!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC36 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I feel like a lot of names are being tossed around but we all seem to be coming back to this Sofla thing. SoFla is the best choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 SoFla said he does not want it, the race goes on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I vote "Teh Falcon"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Jaded Green! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Seriously, Teh Woof should be Captain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Jaded Green! Wait...I forgot your aliases...were you the guy that was giving me a hard time on twitter awhile back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I would've totally been captain if i hadn't been so obnoxiously overexposed. I blame 80 and shane. Total set-up. Effers. I still say i should be eligible for first captian's runner-up. In case the capatain is unable to perform his/her duties, or is caught in a sex-tape scandal after being crowned. My vote for captain: Visa. Or Klecko--I'm cool with klecko. Even though Max wont accept his nomination because he biased against unpopular white people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Wait...I forgot your aliases...were you the guy that was giving me a hard time on twitter awhile back? No, I only use Twitter to spam sponsored links. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I would've totally been captain if i hadn't been so obnoxiously overexposed. I blame 80 and shane. Total set-up. Effers. I still say i should be eligible for first captian's runner-up. In case the capatain is unable to perform his/her duties, or is caught in a sex-tape scandal after being crowned. My vote for captain: Visa. Or Klecko--I'm cool with klecko. Even though Max wont accept his nomination because he biased against unpopular white people. Visa, no way! It should be Klecko! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What about Slats? Why no love for Slats? SoFlaJets is definitely a great choice. So is JiF, and Klecko. I think the Captain should be somebody who knows his stuff about Jets football, injects humor into the board like JiF injects into a Krispy Kreme, and has a penchant for respecting other Jet fans and fans from other teams. With that in mind: I vote for Slats. 1st Runner Up: JiF 2nd Runner Up: Klecko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 KO + infinity. Omg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 + infinity. Omg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 I think the Captain should be somebody who knows his stuff about Jets football, injects humor into the board like JiF injects into a Krispy Kreme, and has a penchant for respecting other Jet fans and fans from other teams. There is literally nobody who meets those requirements on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 There is literally nobody who meets those requirements on this board. F You man! darn, disqualified. Shucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I decided I was going to assemble the entire JetNation Football team. President - Max - obvious reasons GM - Smashmouth - I'm not sure why he isnt already HC - Klacko - eternal optimist and his pre game speeches would be epic OC - SenorGato - duh DC - madmike - nuff said QB - Aten - because nobody sets the bar higher C - Crusher - technically a 1 man Oline, but kind of ruins making my team LT - Bit - picture him as an Olineman LG - Falcon - he's a mauler, a true road grader RG - Thor - figured I'd make the mod team that actually posts oline because I picture them as fat mobile guys RT - Faba - great Oline name too WR - T0mShane - I heard he's got some serious speed, especially running from Steelers WR - EY - he's got the build and feel like he can psychoanalyze CB's to leave him open WR - Vic - the chilean thudercat is a perfect slot guy TE - GreenieMeanie - dude's 6'10, can block and is an awesome red zone target RB - Visa - the many hits to the head explain everyhing FB - Optimus Primate - low center of gravity, hard to take down DE - JoeC - feel like he's a big dude DT - CTM - fat pig DE - NYMICK - he's huge and kind of scary OLB - JohnnyHector - perfect size, ex bballer, great athlete, a$$hole ILB - RJF - he's a boxer, could see him just popping people in the mouth, and then intelligently insulting them ILB - #27Dom - feel like he'd rough some bitches up OLB - Matt39 - he sets the edge CB - Sperm - Shutdown corner, shutdown poster CB - AVM - a little guy who can keep up with the big guys SS - flgreen - feel like he's always delivering with news, why not hits too FS - JiF - game changing play maker, Ed Reed if you will PK - Slats - dumb hippie probably kills a hacky-sack, so figured he's good with his feet P - IJ - Football for those weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 He has changed his ways. he makes the most sense. 1. HUGE Jet Fan 2. Knows everybody on the sights first name 3. Was a mod, knows how to deal with us queers A vote for Klecko is vote for The Jet way. I laughed my a$$ off at #2. He might be suited as JN mother than JN captain, considering he likes to call people out by name in front of everyone when he's disappointed in them. You just know he's shaking his finger at you as he does it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeniemeanie Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I laughed my a$$ off at #2. He might be suited as JN mother than JN captain, considering he likes to call people out by name in front of everyone when he's disappointed in them. You just know he's shaking his finger at you as he does it too. LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slats Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 PK - Slats - dumb hippie probably kills a hacky-sack, so figured he's good with his feet For a second there I was afraid I wasn't gonna make it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I decided I was going to assemble the entire JetNation Football team. President - Max - obvious reasons GM - Smashmouth - I'm not sure why he isnt already HC - Klacko - eternal optimist and his pre game speeches would be epic OC - SenorGato - duh DC - madmike - nuff said QB - Aten - because nobody sets the bar higher C - Crusher - technically a 1 man Oline, but kind of ruins making my team LT - Bit - picture him as an Olineman LG - Falcon - he's a mauler, a true road grader RG - Thor - figured I'd make the mod team that actually posts oline because I picture them as fat mobile guys RT - Faba - great Oline name too WR - T0mShane - I heard he's got some serious speed, especially running from Steelers WR - EY - he's got the build and feel like he can psychoanalyze CB's to leave him open WR - Vic - the chilean thudercat is a perfect slot guy TE - GreenieMeanie - dude's 6'10, can block and is an awesome red zone target RB - Visa - the many hits to the head explain everyhing FB - Optimus Primate - low center of gravity, hard to take down DE - JoeC - feel like his a big dude DT - CTM - fat pig DE - NYMICK - he's huge and kind of scary OLB - JohnnyHector - perfect size, ex bballer, great athlete, a$$hole ILB - RJF - he's a boxer, could see him just popping people in the mouth, and then intelligently insulting them ILB - #27Dom - feel like he'd rough some bitches up OLB - Matt39 - he sets the edge CB - Sperm - Shutdown corner, shutdown poster CB - AVM - a little guy who can keep up with the big guys SS - flgreen - feel like he's always delivering with news, why not hits too FS - JiF - game changing play maker, Ed Reed if you will PK - Slats - dumb hippie probably kills a hacky-sack, so figured he's good with his feet P - IJ - Football for those weirdos **** you, a$$hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What about Slats? Why no love for Slats? SoFlaJets is definitely a great choice. So is JiF, and Klecko. I think the Captain should be somebody who knows his stuff about Jets football, injects humor into the board like JiF injects into a Krispy Kreme, and has a penchant for respecting other Jet fans and fans from other teams. With that in mind: I vote for Slats. 1st Runner Up: JiF 2nd Runner Up: Klecko I got no problem with slats wearing the C. But I think then it should be a K. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T0mShane Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 I decided I was going to assemble the entire JetNation Football team. President - Max - obvious reasons GM - Smashmouth - I'm not sure why he isnt already HC - Klacko - eternal optimist and his pre game speeches would be epic OC - SenorGato - duh DC - madmike - nuff said QB - Aten - because nobody sets the bar higher C - Crusher - technically a 1 man Oline, but kind of ruins making my team LT - Bit - picture him as an Olineman LG - Falcon - he's a mauler, a true road grader RG - Thor - figured I'd make the mod team that actually posts oline because I picture them as fat mobile guys RT - Faba - great Oline name too WR - T0mShane - I heard he's got some serious speed, especially running from Steelers WR - EY - he's got the build and feel like he can psychoanalyze CB's to leave him open WR - Vic - the chilean thudercat is a perfect slot guy TE - GreenieMeanie - dude's 6'10, can block and is an awesome red zone target RB - Visa - the many hits to the head explain everyhing FB - Optimus Primate - low center of gravity, hard to take down DE - JoeC - feel like his a big dude DT - CTM - fat pig DE - NYMICK - he's huge and kind of scary OLB - JohnnyHector - perfect size, ex bballer, great athlete, a$$hole ILB - RJF - he's a boxer, could see him just popping people in the mouth, and then intelligently insulting them ILB - #27Dom - feel like he'd rough some bitches up OLB - Matt39 - he sets the edge CB - Sperm - Shutdown corner, shutdown poster CB - AVM - a little guy who can keep up with the big guys SS - flgreen - feel like he's always delivering with news, why not hits too FS - JiF - game changing play maker, Ed Reed if you will PK - Slats - dumb hippie probably kills a hacky-sack, so figured he's good with his feet P - IJ - Football for those weirdos I quoted this so people don't lose sight of the fact that JiF spent over an hour typing this bullsh*t. Creepy f*ck. New nominee: Matt39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 **** you, a$$hole. Who the hell wants to be on that team anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 **** you, a$$hole. Sorry, figured you were too frail and old to play. You'd be my kick returner...probably pac or smc as my punt return guys because they are used to grabbing things and running far from the person they took it from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE ILK Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 As long as Schotty is around, Gato should be Captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Sorry, figured you were too frail and old to play. You'd be my kick returner...probably pac or smc as my punt return guys because they are used to grabbing things and running far from the person they took it from. Don't go using Klecko jokes now, even you are better than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I quoted this so people don't lose sight of the fact that JiF spent over an hour typing this bullsh*t. Creepy f*ck. New nominee: Matt39 You should be flatter I included you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatriotReign37 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 There is literally nobody who meets those requirements on this board. Bob Grizzled Vet. Experienced. The young posters look up to him for guidance. Retired from message board management business a few years ago before landing at JN. (Alright, he was asked to leave.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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