RutgersJetFan Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What I want to know is who is going to be the one to break the news to him about Smizzy? Before we get in to all that, let's hear about this squirrel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 It's common knowledge that Smizzy was eaten by Thor years ago. Are we carrying on this thread with the assumption that this is actually Ham? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Whomever wrote this...well, that first post was gold. The subsequent posts are giving it away. Just like the real GJ&H, he should have quit while he was ahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Does this mean you're going to let us kill you so that Max can live on? *falls to knees, bows head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleedin Green Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I like pussy. Explains your infatuation with JiF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alk Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Before we get in to all that, let's hear about this squirrel. What squirrel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Whomever wrote this...well, that first post was gold. The subsequent posts are giving it away. Just like the real GJ&H, he should have quit while he was ahead Giving what away? You Garb are someone that I never had respect for. So missy you can just ignore me. You remind me of the lunch lady from my school. Me and the boys would always be minding our business and she would bark orders at us from her high horse. Much like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 My apologies, I should've known better. But it's been awile you know. I forgot the kind of man you are. Thank you for serving notice, this site has a bunch of bitches running around unchecked. We can use an alpha male to get em all in line Mu-man CTM that time has come and gone for me. Although I still go the da clubs and get down, no more bitch checking for me. I am not the alpha male. If nominated for that role, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. I am still interested in the Captain role though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What squirrel? Oh I think you know what squirrel. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j2NYZ8FKs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Mu-man CTM that time has come and gone for me. Although I still go the da clubs and get down, no more bitch checking for me. I am not the alpha male. If nominated for that role, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. I am still interested in the Captain role though. Why don't you let people know why you've suddenly decided to grace us with your presence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Giving what away? You Garb are someone that I never had respect for. So missy you can just ignore me. You remind me of the lunch lady from my school. Me and the boys would always be minding our business and she would bark orders at us from her high horse. Much like you. LOL! Definitely not GJ&H! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RutgersJetFan Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Giving what away? You Garb are someone that I never had respect for. So missy you can just ignore me. You remind me of the lunch lady from my school. Me and the boys would always be minding our business and she would bark orders at us from her high horse. Much like you. Used to experience the same thing. I remember this one time in 8th grade, I complained to her that the price of mini pizzas had gone up to high. She told me that I didn't have a right to complain about the price of mini pizzas, or anything for that matter, because I had too many illegitimate children. Mean old bag she was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HessStation Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Giving what away? You Garb are someone that I never had respect for. So missy you can just ignore me. You remind me of the lunch lady from my school. Me and the boys would always be minding our business and she would bark orders at us from her high horse. Much like you. LOL you guys sorta had me until this post. Still funny though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsFanInDenver Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Giving what away? You Garb are someone that I never had respect for. So missy you can just ignore me. You remind me of the lunch lady from my school. Me and the boys would always be minding our business and she would bark orders at us from her high horse. Much like you. LOL. Whoever it is. Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garb Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!" She barked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn306 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 What I want to know is who is going to be the one to break the news to him about Smizzy? Not I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I don't think he missed arguing with EY. I can't see anyone missing getting so thoroughly and embarrassingly owned. You got a little something on your face, there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxman Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 This thread is hysterical. You guys are crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Mu-man CTM that time has come and gone for me. Although I still go the da clubs and get down, no more bitch checking for me. I am not the alpha male. If nominated for that role, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. I am still interested in the Captain role though. I think you are selling yourself a bit short there, but ok. Tell me, do you like movies about gladiator ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZachEY Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Hmmm... Yeah... After our little argument what, 3 years ago? I just went on living my life. Sorry it took so long to get back though. Oh, and sorry about how the election worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Used to experience the same thing. I remember this one time in 8th grade, I complained to her that the price of mini pizzas had gone up to high. She told me that I didn't have a right to complain about the price of mini pizzas, or anything for that matter, because I had too many illegitimate children. Mean old bag she was. When I was in 8th grade they didn't realize the damage that fructose could do. That was a wild time. Me and the boys and fructose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 Hmmm... Yeah... After our little argument what, 3 years ago? I just went on living my life. Sorry it took so long to get back though. Oh, and sorry about how the election worked out. I was wrong on the election. My convictions remain intact. All a man has is his conviction. This country will see that I am right eventually but I don't want to get political out of respect for Smizzy. The debt ceiling needs to be frozen though and social programs should be slashed. Work for it if you want it. Trickle down for the rest. Trickle down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustInFudge Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Hmmm... Yeah... After our little argument what, 3 years ago? I just went on living my life. Sorry it took so long to get back though. Oh, and sorry about how the election worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I don't think he missed arguing with EY. I can't see anyone missing getting so thoroughly and embarrassingly owned. I missed their lil tussle. So EY was owning him huh? lol. That a boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 I missed their lil tussle. So EY was owning him huh? lol. That a boy! You don't grow up where I grew up and get owned. You don't survive and thrive the way I have and get owned. You don't get trained by the legendary Cus D'Amato the way I was and get owned. In short, I was not owned. The longer version is that own-age of me is not a possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 You don't grow up where I grew up and get owned. You don't survive and thrive the way I have and get owned. You don't get trained by the legendary Cus D'Amato the way I was and get owned. In short, I was not owned. The longer version is that own-age of me is not a possibility. see, alpha male Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 29, 2011 Author Share Posted July 29, 2011 see, alpha male The alpha male doesn't proclaim himself as such. His actions speak to it. The reactions of the other pack males speak to it. But the alpha male never speaks to it. The alpha male today is somebody's lunch tomorrow. So the alpha never let's his guard down. He stays on his toes. He sticks. He moves. He keeps his head on a swivel. When everyone is gunning for you these are required steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain_the_foe Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 The alpha male doesn't proclaim himself as such. His actions speak to it. The reactions of the other pack males speak to it. But the alpha male never speaks to it. The alpha male today is somebody's lunch tomorrow. So the alpha never let's his guard down. He stays on his toes. He sticks. He moves. He keeps his head on a swivel. When everyone is gunning for you these are required steps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 thorazine is the sh-t. I don't like this Ham though.. not enough colored lettering and italics for emphasis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 note to imposter: the "mu-man" instead of muh man was a dead giveaway. Ham is too old school to go changing his e-slang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 note to imposter: the "mu-man" instead of muh man was a dead giveaway. Ham is too old school to go changing his e-slang. I am really gullible. I was convinced this was him until the last couple of posts. To the imposter - starting the thread in the baseball forum is what had me convinced. You went a long way to sell this. You must have even less of a life than CTM. Unless of course you are CTM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I am really gullible. I was convinced this was him until the last couple of posts. To the imposter - starting the thread in the baseball forum is what had me convinced. You went a long way to sell this. You must have even less of a life than CTM. Unless of course you are CTM. yeah he went from semi-believable to a caricature. Still funny though... the bizarro logic this last page in particular. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jets Voice of Reason Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 yeah he went from semi-believable to a caricature. Still funny though... the bizarro logic this last page in particular. Caricature of a caricature of a human being? Scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTM Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 I still think it's him.. 05 signup date.. and I know I've seen him post here before edit: or atleast his account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war ensemble Posted July 29, 2011 Share Posted July 29, 2011 Caricature of a caricature of a human being? Scary. But wouldn't that make him a human being? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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