THE ILK Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Cat pic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vudu Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 DLJ I am not sure if we met. I would like to introduce myself, I am Ham. I know you have heard of me but it isn't all true. The gentically gifted rumors are true. The prowess when it comes to mock drafts, also guilty. Slaying the ladies with my smooth style? Guilty. I just wanted to say that you are a fine, fine kitty. I am in a committed relationship so I am not looking for any funny business. But meow. Meow I said. Flattered, however I am a lesbian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 Flattered, however I am a lesbian I wouldn't try to label you. If I did it would be Nubian Princess. I dated a sister once. She was fine. She got needy and I am cool with that because I respect the ladies. After awhile though it was just like enough is enough already. I had to let her that this deli counter had plenty of Ham to go around. She was sweet though. So soft, so sensual, so..........ahhh. Is it wrong if I call her? I wouldn't mind a booty call. I wonder if she still lives with her parents, I still have their number. Last time I talked to her was 1979. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonEJet Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 But I like that Smizzy doesn't allow fake screen names here. Who is this Smizzy you speak of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pac Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Flattered, however I am a lesbian I bet you say that to all the schizos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 DLJ I am not sure if we met. I would like to introduce myself, I am Ham. I know you have heard of me but it isn't all true. The gentically gifted rumors are true. The prowess when it comes to mock drafts, also guilty. Slaying the ladies with my smooth style? Guilty. I just wanted to say that you are a fine, fine kitty. I am in a committed relationship so I am not looking for any funny business. But meow. Meow I said. Your hand doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irish Jet Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Yeah, if this isn't Thor99, I'll be stunned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Jets & Ham Posted July 30, 2011 Author Share Posted July 30, 2011 At da clubs I was a closer. Used to close 3 - 4 honeys a week. Those were the days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klecko73isGod Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 At da clubs I was a closer. Used to close 3 - 4 honeys a week. Those were the days. Your hand doesn't count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirlancemehlot Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Shots fired? Not cool. Lady. I ducked. Twice. Then checked myself for wounds. Anyway, Tom makes a good GJ&H. Well done, TOM. Dude graduates SUNY Schenectady or whatever, then becomes a message board force! regardless, don't be fooled. I am the only one to be trusted around here. Now please remove your blouse and jump up and down. It's for science. I'm a scientist, by the way. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Integrity28 Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Our accountant is being played and who can blame him. He is an accountant. Yet we have promoted him to a position where he is over-matched. You need a draftnik to be in charge of your team. Mike Tannenbaum is not a draftnik. Mike Tannenbaum is being played. Mike Tannebaum is asleep at the wheel. You chased Nnamdi. You lost. What Mike T reminds me of is a setup man. He isn't the guy you bring in to close. Mike Tannebaum isn't a closer. To win in this league you need a closer. The Packers have a closer. The Saints have a closer. The Patriots used to have a closer. The Jets haven't had a closer since Dick Steinberg ran the show. Dick Steinberg was a closer. In this league you are either closing or not closing. Today the Eagles closed. The Jets did not close. ^^^^ Worst thing to happen to the internetz since pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorGato Posted July 30, 2011 Share Posted July 30, 2011 Clay Buchholz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Joba Chamberlain Edit: I missed the whole thread. Ham Bot took a beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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