......Jet Fans Rule :-)

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On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her

class that she is a Patriots fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are

Patriots fans.

Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises

their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise,

'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a

Patriots fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a

Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Jets fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie, please tell me why you are you a Jets fan?'

'Because my mom is a Jets fan, and my dad is Jets fan, so I bleed Green & White too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom were an idiot and your dad were a moron, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'

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Four football fans - a Jets fan, an Eagles fan, a Steelers fan, and a Patriots fan - are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.

The Steeler fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the

Steelers!' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.

Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the

Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.

The Jets fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriot fan off

the mountain.