Fred Jetstone Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Bubba: What is it, Clyde? Clyde: Dunno, Bubba. Looks like a keg maybe. Tap it and see if we can get us some brew. Bubba: It's not a keg, varmint. Looks to me like some kinda turbine or somethin'. Clyde: Like a Nascar engine, huh Bubba? Put it in your pickup an' maybe it'll go faster. Bubba: No wait. I think it's a humidor. Clyde: Do what now? Bubba: Fer storin' tobaccy so's it don't git stale. Clyde: Oh. Maybe if you open the top, corn-cob pipes'll be in it, huh? Bubba: Weeell, I dunno. Clyde: It's a mystery, Bubba. Bubba: Sure 'nuff is, Cyde Clyde: It's Mystery, North Carolina, it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 somebodys jealous,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw38 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 One serious case of cup envy:yahoo: somebodys jealous,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Jetstone Posted June 21, 2006 Author Share Posted June 21, 2006 One serious case of cup envy:yahoo: BUBBA: What is it, McGraw? MCGRAW: It's a silver phallic symbol, Bubba? BUBBA: Do what now? MCGRAW: Like a big, you know, the thing in your pants. BUBBA: Fer real? MCGRAW: Well, I am a little biased. I see everything that way, trophies, gatorade bottle, even my bic pen. BUBBA: Mcgraw, are you one a them there fellas what's, you know, loose in his boots? MCGRAW: Why do you ask, handsome? Wanna drink champagne from my cup...hey...where you goin'...come back, Bubba, come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernJet Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 BUBBA: What is it, McGraw? MCGRAW: It's a silver phallic symbol, Bubba? BUBBA: Do what now? MCGRAW: Like a big, you know, the thing in your pants. BUBBA: Fer real? MCGRAW: Well, I am a little biased. I see everything that way, trophies, gatorade bottle, even my bic pen. BUBBA: Mcgraw, are you one a them there fellas what's, you know, loose in his boots? MCGRAW: Why do you ask, handsome? Wanna drink champagne from my cup...hey...where you goin'...come back, Bubba, come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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