Could we DFA Hawkins, and Farnsworth now?

[MagicBizkit87]

And bring up Alan Horne, and Scott Patterson? Isn't obvious that neither of these pitchers will ever amount to much. It's bad enough that this idiot, Hawkins thinks he should be wearing the #21, but I can't believe how bad he is, I didn't think it was possible for a player to be worse than Farnsworth. Both don't belong in the majors. What does Patterson have to do to get into the majors?

This is what our pen should be:

Rivera

Chamberlain

Ohlendorf

Traber

Bruney

Horne

Patterson

After Albaladejo's performance yesterday though, 2.2 IP, 4 K's, 0 runs, I think it was, he may be giving himself a case, I know that he'll be sent down though, to bring up Andy Pettitte. How the hell do you send down a guy after that performance he gave yesterday? Just DFA Hawkins instead, the guy is horriable.

[Jetlag]

We need lefties and we need them in a hurry? Do we even have any to bring up? Farnsworth always was, is and will be terrible. Please get him the F' outta here!