Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Pull the other one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: I am,... and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: What? Ridden on a horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: You're using coconuts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Where'd you get the coconuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: We found them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: What do you mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Well, this is a temperate zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Am I right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: I'm not interested! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #2: It could be carried by an African swallow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #2: Oh, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: So, they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway. [clop clop clop] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #2: Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a strand of creeper! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Division Marduk Posted February 4, 2008 Share Posted February 4, 2008 SOLDIER #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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