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Maxman

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Everybody needs to get a blimp,

cause blimps are pretty pimp,

you can fill it up with air,

but that wont get you anywhere,

advertise upon the side,

take your girlfriend for a ride,

just fill up the ballon with the very best gas in toon.

HELIUM

You need helium to fill that bitch up,

its the second symbol on the periodic table,

oxygen and nitrogen are way behind it,

as chemicals go they're both pretty stupid,

HELIUM, HELIUM, HELIUM,

don't breathe it in though!

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I've seen things,

I've seen them with my eyes,

I've seen things,

They're often in disguise.

Like:

carrots,

handbags,

cheese,

toilets,

Russians,

planets,

hamsters,

weddings,

poets,

Stalin,

Kuala Lumpur,

pygmies,

budgies,

Kuala Lumpur!

I've seen things,

I've seen them with my eyes,

I've seen things,

They're often in disguise.

Like:

carrots,

handbags,

cheese.

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